Pineapple - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
I'm a firm believer that pineapples and jellyfish will be the downfall of humanity.
I'm deadass when I tell you jellyfish are gonna take over the fucking world. If you follow Tyler the creator on Twitter you probably know that HATES jellyfish and genuinely thinks they will kill everyone. AND I 100% AGREE.
The second those fuckers start walking - God forbid DRIVING ON LAND, WE ARE ALL FUCKED!! they are mindless apathetic creatures and don't give two shits about who or what they sting. HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY THEY REPRODUCE??? THEY TANGLE THEIR TENTACLES AND SEND THEIR KIDS TO EACH OTHER OR JUST LET IT THE SPERM FLOAT AROUND. LIKE SOME FEMALE COULD BE SWIMMING AND BE LIKE "aw shit in pregnant now." AND JUST GO ON HER WAY?!?!?! LIKE TF???????? THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS, AND YOU NEVER SEE THEM COMING. YOU ONLY KNOW YOUVE BEEN STING WHEN YOUR FUCKING SKIN STARTS COMING OFF!!!
And don't even get me STARTED on pineapples bro. You step on that shit? Pain. Fall on it? Pain. Hold it wrong? Pain pain pain. Fucking LOOK AT IT WRONG? IMMEDIATE DEATH!!! AND I just found out this year that when you eat pineapple THE ACID LITERALLY EATS THE INSIDE OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!! YOU ARE NOT EATING PINEAPPLE. THE PINEAPPLE IS EATING YOU!!!
PINEAPPLE JELLYFISH???
WE'RE ALL FUCKED.
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Whipped Cream, Chia Seeds, Coconut Flakes, Pineapple, Honey, Coconut Milk. These Pineapple Coconut Parfaits are a light and tropical dessert that is ideal for the warmer months. Sweet pineapple, creamy coconut, and crunchy toasted coconut flakes combine to make a delicious and satisfying treat.
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This Hawaiian-inspired burger is a tasty take on a classic. The juicy beef patty is seasoned with soy sauce, garlic powder, and onion powder before being topped with a sweet and tangy pineapple slice and crisp red onions. This burger, served on a toasted bun with fresh lettuce, is a flavor explosion in every bite.
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What do you mean this wasn’t what happened?
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This delectable Hawaiian pizza with peppers is a delicious combination of sweet and savoury flavors that will satisfy your taste buds. Made with Pineapple, Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella Cheese, Bell Peppers, Pizza Crust, Ham.