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JAUNE IS A WHORE! Pt WHORE (get it?)
(Lancaster/Whiteknight edition.. plus corporate fraud I guess?)
(and before anyone asks why this ain't tagged whiterose as well? I don't feel like having my head being put on like yet by the thorns.)
Jaune found himself in a rather.. interesting predicament as he sat in front of yang and winter. The two women he previously slept with.
Jaune: so... Your not mad.. about when we uh... You know-
Winter: No Mr. Arc we- or more specifically I- am not about our copulation
Jaune: copu-what?
Yang: she ain't mad that you fucked her stupid
Winter: ... That aside we actually came to discuss a recent event.
Jaune: oh.. that being?
Both: you sleeping with Weiss and Ruby.
Jaune: oh... Look before you assume, I will say that Weiss dragged both me AND Ruby to the bedroom.
Winter: well that's obvious, Weiss May be able to stay pristine in public but give her an opportunity to let off steam she'll go full throttle.
Yang: damn weiss-queen is THAT repressed?
Winter and jaune both as jaune winced and massaged his hips.
Jaune: definitely... Gods she practically crushed my hips, though I was better of than ruby, I think her jaw still aches from-
Yang: OK! i don't feel like hearing that.
Jaune: ah sorry forgot you still her as innocent.
Winter: back to the main point I have one question for you Mr. Arc.
Jaune: uh sure fire away.
Winter: do you offer sessions.
Jaune & Yang:
WINTER WTF?!
Winter: I'm being honest here, your practically serving the entire schnee family with your uh... "Arc" all your missing is Whitley and you'd be boning the entire family.
Jaune: well...
Yang: no fuckin way.. you actually-
Jaune: i uh... I fucked Whitley while he dressed up as Weiss.
Winter:... Correction your fucking my entire family!
Jaune:...yeah.
Winter: jaune... Your a whore.
You make me feel...
(apologies for the lackluster post)
Jaune with his ships:
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Lancaster:
Jaune looked at Ruby as the two stood in a hill together.
Jaune: ruby, you make me feel so so happy, you've been my rock through all of this... Your my best friend- and girlfriend- and I love you for that!
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Whiteknight:
Jaune and Weiss were at weiss' temporary apartment as jaune held a bouquet of flowers as he was mildly embarrassed.
Jaune: Weiss... You make me feel so.. so lucky to be able to know someone like you, your a great friend, an incredible huntress, and overall a person anyone would be lucky to have.. I know you probably don't feel the same but I wanna take one last chance, and to show how I truly feel about you.. Weiss i love you.. i love you for the way you care for your friends, i love you for the way you fight for what you Believe in, i love every aspect of you, and all.. so would you like to go out?
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(no knightshade unfortunately because I can't think of shit)
Dragon Slayer:
Jaune had found found himself fighting alongside yang as they stood before a horde of Grimm now dead at their feet. With jaune taking a deep breath before exhaling and turning to yang.
Jaune: yang I'll be honest. You make me feel a lot. You make me laugh with your pun, you make me feel like I can fight an army with you by my side. You make me feel, unstoppable...so one thank you, for all of this, and two.. I would like to know if you uh, wanted to go out for a date.
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Arkos (wait wtf this is new):
Jaune sighed softly as he took a seat. he was much older as his hair was tied into a wolf tail, and he had a 5:00 shadow.
Jaune: Pyrrha.. you made me feel.. so.. so small.. but also so, so, loved. Despite how much better of a leader any of you could be all of you.. had faith and trust in me, especially you! You trusted me to lead you, you let me be honest, I told you a lot of my secrets.. you made me... No, you make me feel like I can always get better. You were incredible Pyrrha. And... I'm sorry I couldn't accept you.. I'm sorry i couldn't fight by you.
Jaune looked up at the metal statue of the great woman he grew to call his closest friend.
Jaune: i loved you Pyrrha... I'm sorry I couldn't realize that sooner.
Falling dusk (a Lancaster story)
Chapter 1: a beacon in the dark.
Ruby's feet trudged through the black sand as she carried crescent Rose on her back. With jaune not to far behind as he carried crocea mors on his hip and ember Celica on his right arm.
Ruby's torn cloak billowed behind her revealing gamble shroud was attached to the back of her waist.
"how much farther until we reach beacon?" Jaune asked as his breath was ragged. Ruby kept going as jaune followed, she was completely ignoring him.
"ruby! Are you listening?" Jaune spoke again as Ruby kept walking her once silver eyes now a dull black. Jaune grumbled softly as he managed to catch up to her and grab her shoulder.
"RUBY." He said sternly as Ruby turned to face him her eyes narrowing at him. Her face contorted into a scowl. "We have a few hundred miles left until we reach beacon, and we will still a few hundred miles when we finally leave vacuo. YOU ASKING QUESTIONS ISNT HELPING" Ruby finally answered as her voice was cold. Jaune simply looked at her and nodded.
"alright.. we will have to camp soon. How much longer do you think we can last with just our aura?" Ruby questioned the blonde as jaune sighed, closing his eyes before eventually opening them.
"we got 6 days left then our auras are drained we'll need to find more rations soon... Who knows we might find some cookies." Jaune jested but ruby just sighed and looked away.
Eventually the two set up camp as jaune sat opposed to Rwby as she had taken out her sisters scarf and held it close.
Jaune sat quiet just allowing silence to fill the void. Before finally he asked the question he knew he would ask eventually after.. after Armageddon.
"what happened to us.." jaune asked as Ruby just looked away. "Now isn't the time jaune" she would mumble.
"there is no time left rubes, we are left HERE! Time doesn't exist anymore- Life doesn't exist anymore! so- what happened to us?! We were practically linked at the hip when we started. But now- Now I can't tell if I'm even your friend anymore. Let alone your partner..." Jaune pressed on as Ruby just looked away. She didn't want to entertain this conversation.. not at all.
Jaune took a breath before sighing. "I'm just... I'm tired.. I still worry about you rubes but I'm at the point of just giving up. Everyone is gone, my sister's are gone, my parents are gone, your family is gone, all of our friends are gone. Reduced to either ash or Grimm.. I cant keep going like this-"
"I CANT KEEP GOING LIKE THIS EITHER! BUT IM NOT THE ONE BITCHING ABOUT IT!" Ruby interrupted Jaune as she stood up. Her face was only darkened by the growing shadows.
"YOU THINK I DONT WISH WE WERE BACK AT BEACON, BACK TO BEING KIDS WHO JUST WANTED TO FIGHT MONSTERS?! I DO! I do! There is never going to be a day where I hope this is all just a nightmare. That I will wake up at beacon being late to Ms. Goodwitch's class, with my sister, my teammates, my friends waiting for me! I wanna go back to the way things were just as much as you do!" Ruby continued her eyes glowing as hot tears ran down her face.
"but what the hell am I supposed to do when reality is that this is REAL. This is our destiny. To try and find the remaining relics in hopes that we can undo this or at the least stop Salem! You wanna know what happened to us?! We broke a part because you can't handle reality!" Ruby shouted out as she knew some parts of what she said were wrong but she knew the majority was right.
Jaune just sat there. As much as he wanted to protest he figured it only escalate things. And this point, things could not be allowed to escalate anymore.
"alright.." that was all jaune could mutter as Ruby just looked at him. Before she sat down.
As the two were about to just continue the rest of the night in silence a light shined in the sky.
Jaune proceeds to pick her up as he turned and walked away with her
Jaune: don't take it to heart Ruby, your part wolf but I still love all of you.
Ruby just smiled at him before they hugged.
Meanwhile Bleiss is fucking SEETHING as Bluby just wacks her on the head.
Bleiss: OW! I still think I should be with him!
Bluby: Bleiss, you know better, besides there's still Blaune-
Bleiss: FUCK THAT! That mothafucker only thinks with his dick, he's gotta nothing compared to Jaune!
Bluby just groaned as she and her team watched her counterpart and her knight walk off.
Sauce: Garuru Girl.
Ruby: đ˘
"JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, CINDER?!"
Jaunes body.. ached as he stood amongst the corpses of grimm, crocea mors laid on the ground broken along with his shield. He wanted to just lay down.. lay down and wake up to something else, before he felt a hand softly glide up and down his back as he grumbled softly. It was her.
"looks like I finally caught up to you roach~" the woman spoke slyly as her human hand soon stopped at the center of his back.
Jaune could have turned around and hit her, atleast get in one good shot, but he was so.. exhausted. He then heard footsteps as he looked up to see.. Pyrrha.
Jaune went wide eyed as he looked at her. The same smile on her face as her emerald eyes seemed to shine.
"I.. can't keep going. I'm sorry pyr's" jaune muttered as Pyrrha simply raised a hand. Before she did a thumbs up. Before she pointed.. as jaune saw ruby rushing in before she stopped looking on with horror.
Jaune felt something click as he realized something.. something that made jaune scowl at. She's going to be stuck in this cycle.. shes gonna get herself killed. But then jaune decided to speak to Ruby as his body started to burn.
"Ruby.. you got this from here" jaune spoke with a sweet smile as Ruby rushed towards him before finally-
A burst of flames erupted from Jaune's body as Ruby went pale. Her eyes went wide as she stopped running.. more accurately stumbled. Falling onto her side as she felt her eyes begin to water.
"JAUNE!" Ruby screamed as cinder just simply grinned from ear to ear. Before she heard Ruby release Another scream.
"just who the hell are you, CINDER?!"
Cinder turned look at the girl as the sadistic grin was still plastered on cinders face.
"NO NEED TO SCREAM RUBY! I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE!" cinder responded as she could see something in Ruby's eyes. Hate. Pure. Unrefined. Hatred.
(hot take: If jaune should die, I firmly stand that his death should be important to Ruby's character.)
(I bet y'all mfs don't remember when I created rouge for the rose reaper and dork knight series did ya? Well guess what-)
Dork Knights Rose Remorse!
I'll finish this angst war with a critical blow to you, @epic-arc this is and always will be the glitch cycle!
Jaune sat alone, his appearance much older as he appeared in his 60's as he sat in a chair on his cabins porch, looking at a field of Roses and sunflowers.
A young man walked up to him, his hair black, eyes azure blue, wearing a red t-shirt and black jacket as well as white jeans. He sat beside Jaune as the now old huntsmen smiled.
Rouge: the garden looks good.. I'm surprised you planted the roses so close.
Jaune: well.. your aunt and mother were always close..
Rouge: yeah.. how is Aunt Blake doing?
Jaune: we talked.. she's on the end of her rope.. I worry for her
Rouge: you worry for everyone old man.. so.. are we gonna talk about mom?
Jaune: Rouge.. I know it's been awhile-
Rouge: dad! It's been months.. you need someone to talk to. And I know you haven't talked to Aunt Blake or Mrs. Schnee.. you can't bottle up your grief!
Jaune: I'm not! I just.. your mother was.. she was my everything.. she made every day feel like I could live.. she inspired me after Beacons' fall.
Rouge: that doesn't mean just because she's gone you should shut everyone out.. when have you last talked to great uncle Qrow? When have you talked to Mr. Pine?!
Jaune:.. I don't want to discuss this anymore.
Rouge: she was your wife, but she was my mother.. I know how much it hurts.. or at least I can try! We both know mom would kick out asses for mopping!
Jaune: I said-
Rouge: how long until you realize you can't just shut people out dad?! How long until you realize you're shutting me out?!
The air went still as jaune sat there. He would look at his son as for a moment he could see both himself and his wife in his son's eyes.
Jaune:.. it just... It hurts.. it hurts because she doesn't get to be here, because she had to go on that mission, that one mission to destroy the relics! It.. it isn't fair, she was 55!
Rouge: and I was 16 dad. 16. It wasn't fair I lost my mother and it wasn't fair you lost your wife.. but im not about to let her death ruin my family.. your 61 dad, she died 4 years ago... You need to move on.
Jaune:.. I miss her.. so much.
Rouge sighed as he placed a hand on his father's shoulder.
Rouge: i miss her too dad.. I miss her too.
Just a man.
(look, I've been listening to epic: the musical and I can't stop thinking about adult jaune seeing a baby cinder and struggling on whether he should kill her or not. So you all have to suffer now.)
Jaune didn't know how, nor did he care. As he found himself in a room in front of a baby's crib as he saw her. A sleeping baby with burning amber eyes staring at him. The eyes Jaune grew to know, and despise.
He unsheathed crocea mors as he raised it above his head. Blade pointing down, ready to be blunged and end it.
Jaune took a deep breath as after a minute he dropped his sword as it hit the wooden floor. Jaune fell to his knees as he looked at the child. He knew what she would become but-
Jaune: I can't hurt you.. but I want to so badly..
Jaune looked at the baby as he carefully reached in, the infant grasping his finger as she giggled. Jaune almost smiled at the sound as he thought back to a brighter memory.
Jaune laid in bed as he held Ruby close with the red reaper clutching their 5 year old son.
Jaune: he's so.. peaceful, just years ago he was crying his head off.
Ruby: well it's not like a lot can't happen between being 9 months old to 5 years.. makes you remember how much time there is in life.
Jaune: yeah..
Jaune brought a hand towards their son as he combed it through his hair. It was pitch black, with red peppering it.
The young boy stirred slightly as he shoved his head in closer. With Jaune having a warm smile.
Jaune: he's going to be a great man.. I can already tell.
Ruby: well, his parents are two huntsmen sooo..
Jaune: id more say his parents are a novice huntsman and exceptional huntress but.. sure thing rubes.
Jaune stared at the infant before carefully picking her up and cradling her.
Jaune: I should.. I should hate you with every fiber of my being, every ounce of my soul.. but you.. I can't.. I know why I should.. you grow up into.. her. But you're just a girl, an innocent child.. you almost look like..
Jaune pressed against the wall before sliding down onto the floor, sitting. He crossed his legs and began stroking the infant's head.
Jaune couldn't tell if he was holding the woman whose neck he wanted to wrap his hands around and watch the light leave her eye.. or a daughter.
Jaune released a hick as tears began to roll down his cheeks. He released another hick before he began to sob.
Jaune: dear oum.. dear oum how could I hurt a daughter?..
The ending doesn't have to be set in stone, right?
@spahhzy @epic-arc get your asses over here, this war ain't over yet.
The Greater good.
Jaune looked at the infant as she held onto his finger with her small hands. Jaune looked back at his sword. It glinted in the moonlight as he knew what he had to do. He stood up holding the young girl.
Jaune: forgive me.. for I am just a man.
He placed the infant cinder back in the crib as he grabbed Crocea Mors. His eyes were dry of tears but they still demanded to keep weeping. He lifted the blade over his head. As he looked at the infant. He hesitated before he closed his eyes.
There was a loud crash as jaune now stood, his sword covered in blood. He fell to his knees as he avoided looking at the destroyed crib.. and the murdered infant.
Jaune:.. I.. I had to do it.. I needed to do it, to save my friends.
Jaune released another hick as he began to turn to dust. He fulfilled his mission.. he did it for the greater good.
Right?
Just a man.
(look, I've been listening to epic: the musical and I can't stop thinking about adult jaune seeing a baby cinder and struggling on whether he should kill her or not. So you all have to suffer now.)
Jaune didn't know how, nor did he care. As he found himself in a room in front of a baby's crib as he saw her. A sleeping baby with burning amber eyes staring at him. The eyes Jaune grew to know, and despise.
He unsheathed crocea mors as he raised it above his head. Blade pointing down, ready to be blunged and end it.
Jaune took a deep breath as after a minute he dropped his sword as it hit the wooden floor. Jaune fell to his knees as he looked at the child. He knew what she would become but-
Jaune: I can't hurt you.. but I want to so badly..
Jaune looked at the baby as he carefully reached in, the infant grasping his finger as she giggled. Jaune almost smiled at the sound as he thought back to a brighter memory.
Jaune laid in bed as he held Ruby close with the red reaper clutching their 5 year old son.
Jaune: he's so.. peaceful, just years ago he was crying his head off.
Ruby: well it's not like a lot can't happen between being 9 months old to 5 years.. makes you remember how much time there is in life.
Jaune: yeah..
Jaune brought a hand towards their son as he combed it through his hair. It was pitch black, with red peppering it.
The young boy stirred slightly as he shoved his head in closer. With Jaune having a warm smile.
Jaune: he's going to be a great man.. I can already tell.
Ruby: well, his parents are two huntsmen sooo..
Jaune: id more say his parents are a novice huntsman and exceptional huntress but.. sure thing rubes.
Jaune stared at the infant before carefully picking her up and cradling her.
Jaune: I should.. I should hate you with every fiber of my being, every ounce of my soul.. but you.. I can't.. I know why I should.. you grow up into.. her. But you're just a girl, an innocent child.. you almost look like..
Jaune pressed against the wall before sliding down onto the floor, sitting. He crossed his legs and began stroking the infant's head.
Jaune couldn't tell if he was holding the woman whose neck he wanted to wrap his hands around and watch the light leave her eye.. or a daughter.
Jaune released a hick as tears began to roll down his cheeks. He released another hick before he began to sob.
Jaune: dear oum.. dear oum how could I hurt a daughter?..
The ending doesn't have to be set in stone, right?
@spahhzy @epic-arc get your asses over here, this war ain't over yet.
It will still come.
Jaune stood up as he cradled the young fall maiden to be.
Jaune: maybe I can change you.. maybe I can make you a better person.. make you more than the person you were.
Jaune grabbed Crocea mors from the ground, before sheathing it was he grabbed the blanket from the crib. He wrapped it around cinder despite her already being covered in a blanket.
He began to walk out of the house, holding cinder in his arms. As the world went white.
Fifteen years later.
Jaune watched on in horror as his daughter stood in front of their burning home. Cinder stayed back at him with those same dead eyes he saw before.
Jaune: cinder.. what did you do?
Cinder: I did what I was supposed to.. I became the monster you wrote of..
Jaune: you.. you read my journal?!
Cinder: of course I did.. I was just thinking it was fiction but something.. clicked. Something I know all to well.
Jaune stayed silent as he looked down, anger boiling up but it wasn't directed at his daughter.. but himself.
Jaune couldn't even fight as he felt a sword struck him, ending his life.
Just a man.
(look, I've been listening to epic: the musical and I can't stop thinking about adult jaune seeing a baby cinder and struggling on whether he should kill her or not. So you all have to suffer now.)
Jaune didn't know how, nor did he care. As he found himself in a room in front of a baby's crib as he saw her. A sleeping baby with burning amber eyes staring at him. The eyes Jaune grew to know, and despise.
He unsheathed crocea mors as he raised it above his head. Blade pointing down, ready to be blunged and end it.
Jaune took a deep breath as after a minute he dropped his sword as it hit the wooden floor. Jaune fell to his knees as he looked at the child. He knew what she would become but-
Jaune: I can't hurt you.. but I want to so badly..
Jaune looked at the baby as he carefully reached in, the infant grasping his finger as she giggled. Jaune almost smiled at the sound as he thought back to a brighter memory.
Jaune laid in bed as he held Ruby close with the red reaper clutching their 5 year old son.
Jaune: he's so.. peaceful, just years ago he was crying his head off.
Ruby: well it's not like a lot can't happen between being 9 months old to 5 years.. makes you remember how much time there is in life.
Jaune: yeah..
Jaune brought a hand towards their son as he combed it through his hair. It was pitch black, with red peppering it.
The young boy stirred slightly as he shoved his head in closer. With Jaune having a warm smile.
Jaune: he's going to be a great man.. I can already tell.
Ruby: well, his parents are two huntsmen sooo..
Jaune: id more say his parents are a novice huntsman and exceptional huntress but.. sure thing rubes.
Jaune stared at the infant before carefully picking her up and cradling her.
Jaune: I should.. I should hate you with every fiber of my being, every ounce of my soul.. but you.. I can't.. I know why I should.. you grow up into.. her. But you're just a girl, an innocent child.. you almost look like..
Jaune pressed against the wall before sliding down onto the floor, sitting. He crossed his legs and began stroking the infant's head.
Jaune couldn't tell if he was holding the woman whose neck he wanted to wrap his hands around and watch the light leave her eye.. or a daughter.
Jaune released a hick as tears began to roll down his cheeks. He released another hick before he began to sob.
Jaune: dear oum.. dear oum how could I hurt a daughter?..
The ending doesn't have to be set in stone, right?
@spahhzy @epic-arc get your asses over here, this war ain't over yet.
The monster of man.
Jaune sat there for what felt like.. hours. He cradled the young cinder fall. He stood up still holding her. As an idea came to him. He grabbed Crocea mors and sheathed it. He looked at the infant as he had a small smile on his face.
Jaune: maybe I can avert your fate.. and give you something better.. maybe I could do something.. drastic.. let's leave here, and get you somewhere safe.. somewhere you'll be given a good family.
Cinder couldn't remember anything of her real family. All she knew was that they left her with her current family. As she was getting dressed with her younger brother jaune.
Jaune: I still say you don't have to come with me.
Cinder: well I can't risk you doing something stupid.. especially if you're set on your path.
Jaune: well.. I can't exactly argue with that.
Jaune and Cinder looked at eachother. Jaune could tell the question his sister was asking in her eyes.
Jaune: I'm sure Cinder... I need to do this.
Cinder: need, or want to?
Jaune:.. need.
Cinder simply not as once they were dressed they set off to the bullhead. To beacon academy.
Just a man.
(look, I've been listening to epic: the musical and I can't stop thinking about adult jaune seeing a baby cinder and struggling on whether he should kill her or not. So you all have to suffer now.)
Jaune didn't know how, nor did he care. As he found himself in a room in front of a baby's crib as he saw her. A sleeping baby with burning amber eyes staring at him. The eyes Jaune grew to know, and despise.
He unsheathed crocea mors as he raised it above his head. Blade pointing down, ready to be blunged and end it.
Jaune took a deep breath as after a minute he dropped his sword as it hit the wooden floor. Jaune fell to his knees as he looked at the child. He knew what she would become but-
Jaune: I can't hurt you.. but I want to so badly..
Jaune looked at the baby as he carefully reached in, the infant grasping his finger as she giggled. Jaune almost smiled at the sound as he thought back to a brighter memory.
Jaune laid in bed as he held Ruby close with the red reaper clutching their 5 year old son.
Jaune: he's so.. peaceful, just years ago he was crying his head off.
Ruby: well it's not like a lot can't happen between being 9 months old to 5 years.. makes you remember how much time there is in life.
Jaune: yeah..
Jaune brought a hand towards their son as he combed it through his hair. It was pitch black, with red peppering it.
The young boy stirred slightly as he shoved his head in closer. With Jaune having a warm smile.
Jaune: he's going to be a great man.. I can already tell.
Ruby: well, his parents are two huntsmen sooo..
Jaune: id more say his parents are a novice huntsman and exceptional huntress but.. sure thing rubes.
Jaune stared at the infant before carefully picking her up and cradling her.
Jaune: I should.. I should hate you with every fiber of my being, every ounce of my soul.. but you.. I can't.. I know why I should.. you grow up into.. her. But you're just a girl, an innocent child.. you almost look like..
Jaune pressed against the wall before sliding down onto the floor, sitting. He crossed his legs and began stroking the infant's head.
Jaune couldn't tell if he was holding the woman whose neck he wanted to wrap his hands around and watch the light leave her eye.. or a daughter.
Jaune released a hick as tears began to roll down his cheeks. He released another hick before he began to sob.
Jaune: dear oum.. dear oum how could I hurt a daughter?..
The ending doesn't have to be set in stone, right?
@spahhzy @epic-arc get your asses over here, this war ain't over yet.
SRC BABY TIME
Itâs Sunday and I lost my old headcanons and stuff so I gotta re-up em while Iâm still in the moodâŚ. Keep in mind NONE of this is canon and COMPLETELY stuff Iâve fantasized about, a whole bunch of people worked on this project and almost definitely have different ideas of how things play out after the epilogueÂ
Ruby/Weiss baby = Rhydderch. Only child, has to navigate the intense pressure of being the heir for Crescent Rose and Myrtenaster at the same time. W/R might adopt/have another kid but at that point theyâd feel shitty about it because they very clearly are just trying to get another heir to ease the strain on their firstborn and thatâs not what a family is supposed to be!!! But sometimes royal families be like that!! DRAMA!!! (Also Weissâ family spoils the fuck out of the kids) (ALSO???? THIS BABY IS A MESS OF WHITE AND RED? Ruby looks down at her newborn infant with their fucked up Greater Spirit inheritances and is just like âweiss our baby is a mess. itâs like the schnee genes and the rose genes had a fistfight on our baby.â Yang agrees. âThat is the whitest baby Iâve ever seen. That babyâs skin is LITERALLY the color of bones and snow.â Weiss, in tears, âSTOP TALKING ABOUT MY CHILD THIS WAYâ)
Ren + Nora baby =Â Â Have too many complicated feelings. I donât think they want kids. (They probably adopt a bunch, if they have kids.)
Pyrrha/Ruby babies =Â Aegis and Harpe! Both adopted after the chimera crisis left them orphaned.
Yang and Ruby = adopt some kids, I think named Altai and Jin and Ruyi
Ruby and Penny =Â no bebby
Ruby/Blake babey = CROWN! PRINCE!!!! CATBOY!!!!! KALIBURN!!!!!!!! Everyone calls him Kali for short and Weiss and Yang are Disaster Aunts who cannot control him. He has a super fast mother and another mother who can vanish into shadows, which makes him a nightmare to babysit. His first word was âCwesent.âÂ
Ruby/Jaune babeys = Roland and Rhun. Twins! I imagine them both blonde with silver eyes but realistically the Rose genes are strong as fuck and theyâd look more like Ruby. Roland might have one blue eye though. They have a pretty special relationship with Crescent Rose.
Any Kind Of Pairing Where Crescent Rose Somehow Severely Infects/Influences The Baby In Utero: if through a freak accident Crescent and Ruby managed to make a spirit babey, the baby would be named Ruedmorr but everyone would call them Rosebud because they spontaneously generated from a giant stone rosebud that formed on the throne. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THIS BABY. Everyone is in crisis mode because now the spirits can make their own heirs??? somehow???? Crescent is just like Donât look at me, I donât know how I did this either
Ruby is at a restaurant with her team when she gets a phone call from Jaune and puts him on speaker.
Ruby: Hello?
Jaune: *Scared* Iâm dead! I think Iâm dead! Ooooh, timeâs going by really really slow and my heartâs beating backwards!
Ruby: *Concerned* What makes you think your heartâs beating backwards?
Jaune: Well normally it goes goodâGoop Boopâ
and now itâs going âBoop Goopâ!
Ruby: Anything else?
Jaune: Aaaaah! Aaaaaah! I can see sounds! I can hear colors! I forgot how to shit!
Ruby: Jaune, have you taken any illegal substances?
Jaune: No! I just ate a brownie that a drug addict gave me, but that ainât got nothing to do with my emergency!
Ruby: *Exasperated* And whatâs your emergency, Jaune?
Jaune: I measured my buttcrack 3 times and it was longer each time! Iâm splitting into 2 people! Ooooooh! Thereâs like 17 more brownies on that plate. Imma finish em off and call you back! *Hangs up*
Yang: What the fuck!?
The Power of Friendship Bad Bitches
Ruby couldnât believe how fast it all went wrong. Teams RW_Y and JNOR and Uncle Qrow were fighting Salemâs minions at Haven Academy when all of a sudden, the White Fang showed up ad started attacking them. The White Fang teamed with Salemâs minions and quickly overwhelmed them and now it looks like that they might lose.
Slowly losing hope, Ruby then gets an idea. Remembering a certain scene from an anime she used to watch, Ruby called out to her friend Jaune. âJaune!â
Upon hearing his name called, Jaune turned his head towards her.
âIf we win this, I-I- IâLL SIT ON YOUR FACE!!!â Ruby yelled for the whole world to hear, embarrassed as all hell.
Everyone turned towards Ruby in surprise, everyone who knew her especially. Jaune took just a moment to process her word before-
BOOM!!!
With an explosion of aura, Jaune got to work.
Before Cinder could react, she got a devastating shield bash to the face. In an instant, Cinder Fall much like her last name, fell unconscious.
Once again, the room was in shock.
Taking this moment to attack, Jaune launches himself at Hazel, determined to take him down.
Returning to their senses, Jauneâs allies regain their composure and strike the rest of Salemâs minions and the White Fang while theyâre distracted. Within minutes the fight was over, with the hunters coming out on top. They did it, they won.
Once they had rounded up all of the neâer-do-wells, Ruby approached Jaune.
âSo, Jaune,â Ruby began, âAbout that promiseâŚâ
âOh! Uuuh, you donât have to Ruby,â Jaune expressed, thinking to himself how embarrassed Ruby must be after shouting such a thing.
âBut, I must keep my promise, Roseâs word.â Ruby spoke, affirming her desire to uphold her commitment.
âDid you just-â Jaune was cut off by Ruby who whisked him away with her semblance to somewhere private in Haven.
The two of them werenât seen until the next day, looking particularly satisfied.
Ruby: Girls only want one thing, and it starts with a P and ends with an S. You know what that one thing is?
Jaune: ...Ummm.
Ruby: It's "Please hug me because I've got all the depressions."
Nurse: Please excuse the doctor. He was given a rather sudden call. He should be with you in just a bit to proceed with the surgery. *Leaves*
Jaune: Great... Good to hear...
Tai: In that case, I should head on out then to give ya at least some dignity before they take it away from ya. Good luck kid! *Leaves*
Jaune: *Whimpers*
Doctor: *Walks in behind him* Well then, Mr. Arc, 'bout time we get to those balls, yeah?
Jaune: *Ignores their strangely fake sounding deep voice* Listen, doc, is there any way we could maybe... not do this?
Doctor: Hm, I'm not sure. Da-Mr. Xio Long has paid quite a bit, and cashed in a few favors, to ensure this surgery happens.
Jaune: *Sighs in defeat* I guess it's inevitable then...
Doctor: ... Although, perhaps instead of snipping off those (stuffed) balls of yours, we could go a different route.
Jaune: *Face brightens slightly* Oh, yeah? You mean like a vasectomy or-
Doctor: Not quite. *Locks the door* I was thinking of something a bit more... fun~
Jaune: Uh... doc? *Watches the back of the doctor nervously as they walk past him to grab some gloves*
Doctor: Rather than removing them, I'd say it's better to drain them completely. *Snaps gloves onto her hands* Til you've got nothing left.
Jaune: *Gulps nervously* D-Doctor... You're starting to s-scare me.
Doctor: Oh Jaune... There's nothing here for you to be afraid of. Afterall... *Turns around*
Jaune: *Eyes widen in fear as he starts wildly thrashing against his restraints, but they refuse to give*
Ruby: *Wearing nothing besides a doctors coat, licks her lips as she looked at him with barely held back lust* You can trust me. I'm a doctor~
(Outside the room)
Tai: *Whistling as he reads a magazine*
Jaune: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tai: Damn, almost feel sorry for the lanky bastard.
Tai: Almost.
Tai Finally Getting Jaune Fixed.
Intercom: *ping* Mr. Xiao Long the Doctor is here to see you and your Jaune for surgery.
Tai: *Rolling Jaune inside the doctor office*
Well look at it this way kid. Think of these as me preemptively saving you from paying all those future child supports from you banging half the woman in remnant (especially my Ruby) and no doubt impregnating them in your first go.
Jaune:
Somewhere Outside
Ruby: *sniff, sniff* Where are you Jaune? I can smell you! I CAN SMELL YOU! SO WHERE ARE YOU!?
I'll find you Jaune. And when I do I will ruin NNN for you! Mua, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
Oh no I hope someone would come & save Jaune:
You can add more if you want it too...
Jaune: Ruby, it's alright. Your... assets simply lie elsewhere.
Ruby: Oh yeah? Where?! *Hits table in frustration, causing a plate of cookies to fall over*
Ruby: Ah nuts! *Quickly turns and bends over to pick them up*
Jaune: đł
*Thump!*
Yang: Hm? Did you just bump the table with your leg?
Jaune: You could say that, yes.
The Bigger Win
Yang: Ha! I win~!
Ruby: Grrrr! So what I have small boobs! Jaune doesnât like me because I have a big boobs; He likes me for my adorable personality~!
Yang: True, but I can get him hard in a minute without touching him with these girls. Can you do that?
Ruby: âŚ
Ruby: Jaune, thatâs not true is it?!
Jaune: Letâs just say Iâm sitting down, behind this table for a reason. Okay?
Yang: Ha, thatâs one for me~!
Ruby: Ahh nutsâŚ
Hm... What about a double lancaster? Jaune x (female)Ruby and (male)Ruby
(wanted to try an outlandish one and came up with this)
Are these twins Rubes? Is one Ruby from a parallel world?
Might as well do the inverse, right?
A whole mess of'em