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1 year ago

Dumb shit me and my friends said in our group chat but as incorrect quotes; tsams edition

TW// ab#se mention , 9/11 joke , alcoh#l mention

Bloody: I have the best abusive biological father ever

Lunar: w h a t

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Eclipse: twin towers × plane 🤭

"Virus" Ruin: I ship

Eclipse: it's so good a ship that people died

"Virus" Ruin: I just realized I missed a pun opportunity. I should have said "I plane" instead of "I ship"

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*The lights go out*

Solar: power be gone

Moon: yup

Sun: *screams in the other room*

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Monty: And then Sun just whispered into my ear "Autistic kids are spicier than neurotypical kids"

Earth: What :D...

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Sun, over text: YOU HAVNE NO PROOFF THAT I AM THE CUKPRIT

Moon: There is a bottle of wine at the crime scene.

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Lunar: Dad jokes with Monty have evolved, I'm now resurrecting Eclipse to make him shut up

Sun: Please don't-

Eclipse, climbing out of the floorboards: Ok who's being a fucking bitch-

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Solar: bai keybor

Sun: *Launches the keyboard at one of his cats* I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME-

Moon: Amazing prediction. Is the cat okay, Sun?

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Eclipse: today was the most baddest fucking day of my fucking life... I got stuck in the fucking portal 😭

Sun: Writing's not that easy, but-

Moon: Are- Are you okay Eclipse..?

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Solar: I just threw up all over myself.. what the fuck, man!?

Moon: Go lay down, I'll come over and clean it up.

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Creator: I am shitting as we speak

Earth: *Hangs up, gags*

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Earth: Your royal gaynesses

Monty: Which one is the most royal?

Eclipse: Obviously m-

Solar: *Smacks him*

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Monty: I identify as a walrus and my pronouns are fuck/you

Lunar: Fuck you too, buddy.

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Eclipse: Monty, shut the fuck up before I hop on my tricycle and ascend to war on your precious lizard children-

Monty: Eclipse, I will bash your skull in and boil your brains before taking a beartrap to your bolts and scissors to your feet.

Moon: Jesus H.. I live with dumbasses


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1 year ago

(SAMS Spoilers) Moon's been ACTING off...

(SO MANY SPOILERS BELOW: YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!)

TL;DR: Moon isn't Moon, it's Nexus acting as him like how Dark Sun impersonated Lord Eclipse's Sun.

Yesterday's episode, "Lord Eclipse's Surprise"? I don't think Dark Sun's the only one who was acting.

We know Moon. We know how caring he's been -- taking other's emotions and past into account when he's talking to them. When he's in the middle of something, like finding out Ruin disappeared, he will now take the time to be mindful and not lash out emotionally. He's been trying to find coping methods for when he needs them and found a weekly schedule that seems to work for him.

So... with all of this into account, am I the only one who thought Moon was acting REALLY off when interacting with Solar? He randomly asks how how Solar's Sun and Moon are, apparently forgetting that they're DEAD.

Then he unintentionally insults Solar maybe three times -- the first two Solar called him out for -- and he even says "when you and Lunar invaded our heads" -- uh, pardon? Since he came back, when has the Moon we now know ever make a slip up like that? Moon's made it pretty clear through his actions that he sees Solar as a good friend at least and wants to be respectful of the guy's trauma.

At first I thought Moon was too preoccupied with an extremely important matter, but the more I watched the video, the more off he felt.

I firmly Moon has been taken away, or taken over, by Nexus.

Today's episode only helped cement it. Nexus was a bit better at hiding it, but there were still some slip ups with how he treated Sun. Being insensitive to him possibly having a mental crisis (or worse) and turning his emotions into a joke, YELLING at Sun for photos of the.. lab? (Was that what it was? Sorry, moot point.) Not to mention sounding rather bitter when the subject of lying and honesty came up.

Remember how the Bloodmoon simulation showed Nexus fighting Sun? ONCE AGAIN, Nexus made himself the victim over a pure assumption, and frankly just being an insensitive prick? Even for a simulation it was accurate to Nexus' petulance, and Moon said that the computer calculated the simulation, not him. I don't know where that detailed amount of info came from but my best guess is Sun's own memories. Moon probably asked Sun for them to use to make the simulation more accurate.

The BM Simulation arc wasn't just about Sun moving past his actions, it was reminding us of how Nexus began to act after Sun lied to him (WHICH, AGAIN, HE WAS WARNED ABOUT--sorry).

And Monty's line in today's episode: "Yer not who Ah think you is; you is not him you are you!"

That'd apply perfectly to Nexus if he really has taken Moon's place. Foreshadowing~!

OH! And remember when Ruin joined Dark Sun and Nexus? He was reciting Shakespeare beforehand and we KNOW that he's a big fan of acting.

I bet Ruin taught them how to act. Dark Sun can do it almost flawlessly but Nexus... yeah, not so much. I bet the latter felt overconfident and slipped up as a result.


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