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collection of things I’ve overheard in some of my classes
History:
guy to my teacher-‘you know woody from toy story’s bi?’ ‘really? well there always was a vibe between him and buzz’
‘I thought Carlisle was near Newcastle’ ‘No, it’s on the other side of the country’
‘Emily, would you ever kill someone?’- shouted across the classroom
‘I don’t even know what a citizen is! Am I a citizen?!’
Biology:
‘sir, you are not a perv!’
‘oh my god! what an absolute ledge!’
‘why are punching holes on the cover of your book?’
‘no Ethan, you can’t add me on snapchat’
‘god, how did you not hear what i said? are you deaf or what?’ ‘umm i’m deaf in one ear’
English:
‘while watching Romeo + Juliet - ‘wow what a turn out’
‘ohh Romeos’ such a lad!’
‘woah bit extreme there’
‘they’re complete drama queens!’
‘well, you see this guy just nicked a boat, went to the middle of a lake and had his sexual awakening because he saw a mountain’
‘here’s me sitting on a toilet with no walls or roof while i was in Australia’
Spanish:
‘i asked a girl why her hair was like that (it was a weird style) and she turned around ‘i have alopecia’ God i wanted to die!’
‘waiit, you have the same birthday? thats mental!’
‘go see if he’s in the bathroom or SSC’ ‘i think we’ve lost him miss’
‘so did he really just stab himself in his hand? you didn’t do it?’ ‘well simply, yeah’
i’ll probably to them later if i remember or if more happen
i can’t tell is this person is flirting with me or not
actually i can’t tell if two people are flirting with or just being nice
one girl compliments me everyday like yesterday she said i looked like a sunset and if i’m walking slightly behind she’ll turn and wait for me but idk if she’s just being nice ?
and the other person really compliments me when we’re messaging and they’re really nice and message me saying hi or just a picture of them everyday and idk if that’s flirting or just friendship
pls help
Or maybe he could ruin me
Can't spell "Egoist" without "S L U R S A G I"
please forgive me, im missing them a little bit more than I did yesterday😔😔😔 desperately hoping for a cs that's going to match my freak (watch blue lock nagi episode with me cus its coming out soon) even if it's a school night and I'm most definitely going home at 8pm....
YOU KNOW WHAT SCRAP THAT, EVEN JUST A PERSON WHO KNOWS BLUE LOCK AND IS WILLING TO COSPLAY WITH ME (in my dreams) LIKE???? WHERE ARE Y'ALL HIDING AT??? CANT FIND ANYONE WHO KNOWS BLUE LOCK AT MY green, yellow, red SCHOOL (yes my school has that many colors) 😔😔😔
I wanna dance "Is somebody gonna match my freak" budots version.....
Thank you for compiling this <33
Skip Google for Research
As Google has worked to overtake the internet, its search algorithm has not just gotten worse. It has been designed to prioritize advertisers and popular pages often times excluding pages and content that better matches your search terms
As a writer in need of information for my stories, I find this unacceptable. As a proponent of availability of information so the populace can actually educate itself, it is unforgivable.
Below is a concise list of useful research sites compiled by Edward Clark over on Facebook. I was familiar with some, but not all of these.
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Google is so powerful that it “hides” other search systems from us. We just don’t know the existence of most of them. Meanwhile, there are still a huge number of excellent searchers in the world who specialize in books, science, other smart information. Keep a list of sites you never heard of.
www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines.
www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need.
https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.
www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.
http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.
www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.
www.pdfdrive.com is the largest website for free download of books in PDF format. Claiming over 225 million names.
www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free
The classic experience of every Indian kid in love with nature ♡
Rainy Days
Oh, how I love rainy days. The sweet and refreshing smell of wet mud and lush trees. The calming sound of the rain drops, the frightening sounds of booming thunder. Nature looks so colourful when it's blanketed in the loving embrace of the rain. I think rain cleanses you of all your worries and troubles. Maybe not forever, but atleast for an hour. I lust for the thrill of looking out the window of your school bus and extending your palm out to feel the cold and peaceful sensation of the rain drops. Sights that warmed my heart on the rainy bus ride home : 1. A tiny dog laying on it's stomach under a truck, taking shelter for the rain and slowly drifting off to sleep. 2. A young boy wearing a plastic bag over his hair and calling out to his mother ''Mommy! Come on!!!" (Translated from Telugu to English) 3. Another dog, taking shelter under a tree and trying to...eat a leaf? It sure did make me chuckle. I can't help hope for days like these, days where I receive some inner peace
Pov❌️:you drawing in class
I hate school so much.
I literally got pushed down the stairs today by this boy and I've now hurt the fuck out of my ankle
For the last three years I had this teacher I was rly afraid of, because he was always extremely intimidating. Today I was in class and when he came in he sneezed and I expected it to sound like someone murdering an elephant instead he sounded like an adorable, fluffy, kitten and I don't think I can look him in the eye ever again without cackling like a madman.
You just realized
The reason why Democrats always win the elections is by the fact that the schools in America was teaching kids that Republicans are evil by so many bad history facts behind the Republicans instead of showing the benefits of what they had done that the Democrats took away. If I'm incorrect just feel free to add in your opinion.
The American school system is getting dumber and dumber and if it wasn't a federal crime I threaten half the people on it. How are you going to block Google docs seriously what kind of brain tumor does someone have. I am so mad it doesn't even stop that the fact that I can't write my stories are right for myself personally for fun but it also stops the stories I write for you know class my work the days that I spend writing stuff now it's down the drain. So if anyone has seen my previous post and is waiting on updates on that story you're going to have to wait a little while as they try to fight the urge to kill my principal. I am so worried for the kids of the future if these people are the ones that run our school system the people who literally block school websites from being used on school computers then the people in the future that get to work are going to be some of the stupidest people I'll have to deal with.
Saturday, 3rd of August / Samedi 3 août 2024
♡♡♡♡
I think today is going to be an alright day.
I just need to disconnect from my phone and move myself.
Less than a month left until school starts again, I want to improve myself before that and gain more happy memories and experiences.
"She's going to sit alone. Right at that same table where she built it all. Her happiness, her courage, her perseverance, but most importantly, where she met all of her friends. Now it's all crumbling down to her fingertips. She closes her eyes and tries to dream herself away into a reality where all of that still exsists, but she can't. It's all blank without the real thing... Without the real them. Complete nothingness. She can't even remember their voices. Everything is fading away from her. And everytime, she blames herself for something that she couldn't control. They've all left now; her friends. The girl lifts her head and stares at them. They're all happy. They all prance around, discussing random topics she used to talk about with them all of the time. She even sees her crush holding hands with her best friend. They don't even notice her. All of them go sit at their new table, completely forgetting about what once was. She weakly smiled as tears fell down her cheeks. Her heart ached for them. For someone. But she had no one. She put her head back down and waited for an escape. She pulled her sketchbook and poetry journal closer to her. They may only be objects, but they are all she has now. She pours her heart out crying. She couldn't hold it in any longer. Her fears were reality, and she somehow had to stay strong in this. But how could she stay strong when she wasn't going to be remembered by any of them? Was it all pointless to make memories in the first place? She just wanted to disappear. She then heard whispers all around her. It sounded like her friends, but that couldn't be. She lifted her head up and rubbed her eyes. A boy with a pretend smile and a sympathetic gaze pulled me into a hug.
"You're going to be okay, we're all going to be okay. I promise."
She cried into his chest until they all gathered around her and tackled her into a group hug.
Her friends.
They were here.
"I'm sorry for the mess I've created," She shyly whispered, "haven't you forgotten me, yet? I would've."
"How could we forget about you?" A raven haired boy asked, "We've been right here the whole time."
- Dreaming of Wolves//Vent
(I just... Sobbed while writing this.)
Teacher: "Wow this paper is so good! You must have spent so much time revising and working on it!!"
Me: Literally had a week to do it, started yesterday
Me: Revised at 2:00am
Me: "Yes I spent much time doing this."
When you get really overwhelmed and cry for 30 minutes but then are like "I'm gucci, I'm cool," voice cracks "I'm chilli."
First day doodles (technically yesterday but when I got home I crashed and forgot about it so shhhhhh)
I drew the wolf’s head following something on Pinterest but the scruff and body are all freestyle. The Pikachu is my online persona (Seashell) and I’m electrocuting my IPad because I messed something up, idk. No thoughts, head empty Mikey in the bottom.