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Mun's fave thing abt Blitzo?

He's kind of dumb. I mean, he can be quite intelligent, but Blitz is also just an absolute disaster in so many ways. He can make ridiculous choices and gestures, and to him they really do seem like the right thing to do, but he doesn't really think them through. His decision-making skills pretty much developed while he was in a survival mindset, and so even when things are safer or more secure in his life, he often debates and decides out of that place without even realizing it.

I mean I also love his dumb face and his purry sounds and his window-nose-peeking and his bravado and braggadocio, I basically love everything about him. His resilience. His strength. His no good very bad reactions to things. I adore this damn character and have no regrets.

but HOW does Blitzo torture? what would he actually do?

I feel like this isn't a question I can answer on the dash. Valid question, but let's go with: it really depends on what the client actually requested, how Blitz is feeling, and how the victim reacts. You can definitely PM if you have follow-up questions <3 But I'm not sure I want to chat about the specifics of torture on the dash without it being like... in a thread, where there's context, you know?

Which Hazbin Hotel Character Are You?

Stole this from @blitzbuckz -- am equally baffled. Really thought I'd end up... anyone else! but apparently I'm a murderous cannibal. I'll take it 😂

Just personal rambling and sap under the cut.

I am an absolute potato of a human being. I'm not someone who others compliment in person, ever. I cannot remember the last time someone complimented me about my looks. Back in early January there was a day where I hauled a coworker out of a pit with one arm, because I was holding onto a fence post with the other, and he was just so shocked and said something like, "I didn't know you could do that." Which, considering he was soaked and muddy and one of the sides of the pit was turning into a slurry in the rain, and had been sliding down onto him, seemed very kind that he took the time to say that. But really, that was the last one I could think of, and I'm not sure that counts.

Then yesterday, three different people gave me the same compliment, it was bizarre. All when we were alone together. Two people I knew, one stranger. They all said, and phrased it almost exactly the same way, "you have this glow about you, you look incredible." And it was so fucking weird? It really touched me and meant a lot, even though it took me by surprise. Like, the third was from a stranger, a retired naval officer; we'd been standing there watching the stormy weather approaching, talking about the various crew responses we directed during emergencies, when he turned and said that.

I don't know how to take compliments like that without getting hella awkward, but tried my best. Still, three of that inside like four hours? It was bizarre. A good bizarre, I held it close, because things have felt rough emotionally recently, and since I'm reasonably sure I haven't ingested radium recently I probably wasn't actually glowing.

And then this morning, someone gave me the biggest compliment of all time. I won't name names, bc it was sweet and silly and the best thing but idk how comfy they'd be with me sharing it, but hjdjvjdjfk. As good as the random compliments had felt? There's no comparing to how amazing it feels when someone just does the internet equivalent of grabbing you and saying "we're friends now!" In the sweetest way, and so sincere seeming, and gjdjvje. I'm a mess. But a happy mess? And this is literally the most pointless ramble. But when people are kind... holy fuck, it matters. It matters so much. Kindness matters so much more than I think anyone ever really realizes.

I hope everyone is having a beautiful day!

THIS MEANS YOU CAN WRITE ALASTOR NOW. THIS IS NOT OPEN TO NEGOTIATION. DO IT.

You do not want this, habibi. Trust me. If I played Alastor, he would probably be an actual monster, probably not very nice, not very fun. I don't even know what I would do with him but like... you know how there are Alastors who are actually sweet, and then there are the ones who will cut you up and talk to you all the way through the experience? Like oh, you feel that? That's your liver! I mean. Yeah. See? You don't want that hgsjkgdfj. Or, if you do, then maybe you need hugs more.

Quick reminder, because there may be a really emotional BDSM scene starting soon here (under read-mores, but still): my tag for explicit adult shenanigans is just NSFT. So if you're not already filtering that and would like to be, it would be good to add that to your filters now ❤

Blitz, my sweet, my love, my mess. I love him so much for always rolling a nat 1 on stealth checks 😂

Also that lil goat was the most precious, pure, angelic being in all of creation and I am SO PROUD OF THEM.

I feel so freaking foggy today--yay concussion, ugh--and don't really have the capacity to write, I don't think. Definitely not to edit or format anything (I do most drafts on my phone but they look like Blitz's worst attempts). I'm so sorry, I know it's been a slump on both of my blogs. But! I'm feeling a little better now than this morning, like I can turn my head without getting this weird little soft wave of dizziness, so am gonna sit at the computer for a while and work on clearing out the inbox.

Guys again I am so, so sorry for not getting out starters and replies to starters. I love you fuckers. I am just apparently halfway broken. Don't get concussions, this is dumb.

for the mun, how do you feel about writing explicit smexy scenes, do you get into it?

That's the $64,000 question, isn't it? I'll put most of this under a cut.

I don't mind it. When it is relevant to the characters, like when it shows their development, or how they are setting fears or worries aside to try out trusting each other, to experience vulnerability, then it can be a lot of fun to write. I need there to be some kind of context, and usually need at least some measure of a slow-burn approach. I know some things can surprise me with how much they make me uncomfortable, so I assume it can be the same for others. I strongly prefer that we be able to chat on Discord, because usually if we're to that point when hopefully we'll both be comfortable putting the brakes on if need be, for any reason. And it's just so much easier to check in and be like, Oh hey can I have my character do X thing?? to avoid potentially god-modding.

That all being said, I'm aroace, so I don't like... get turned on by smut? Although I've written with people who do, who really love writing it and will feel physically affected, or at least have told me they have. That's totally fine with me. I won't judge you either way. I also don't need to know. For me, if I comment something like Hot! -fans self- that isn't something I mean literally, it won't have actually affected me. Someone rambled to me for like an hour once about how much writing sex scenes turned them on and it just like, left me sort of bemused. I don't get it, but it sounds sweet and I'm happy for them if they feel that way.

As for plotless smut... I can write it, but you might feel like you're pulling teeth to get me to. And really, I'll probably only write it if we have a good rapport and have written together before. Because underneath it all... I still feel bad at writing smut. I'll do it, it'll be fun, but I will be constantly doubting myself and wondering, Is that too much? How do the allos feel?? People like that, right? xD Even while writing the most graphic DDDNE stuff, I'll be overthinking it, and like sitting here arms folded, staring at the screen, trying hard to come up with what my idiot would do next.

Whoooo okay this was a longer answer than you probably wanted, I'm sorry. I hope it makes sense. This took me a shockingly long time to write.

^curses you with 2.3 terabytes of Stolitz mpreg fanfiction^

The mun is presented with an [offering] 

An Asvine P36 Piston Filling Fountain Pen, with a complimentary bottle of dark crimson "Writer's Blood" Diamine ink.

Listen, Writer's Blood is quite possibly the BEST INK OF ALL TIME. So if anyone is considering trying out a fountain pen? Do it. Do it. Get a cheapie fountain pen and get a bottle of Writer's Blood and indulge in the sweet sweet goodness. It's the only ink I have actually finished multiple bottles of. It's so smooth, it shades beautifully on the right paper, it has a subtle golden sheen sometimes, it looks like blood in the pen but a sweet soft purplish-red (blood with way too much wine in it; ie, writer's blood) on the page, and it is just. so. good! SO GOOD.

It's harder to use with a dip pen because it's just so wet, you need really good paper (Unison brand composition books, made in Vietnam, are AMAZING and affordable), but you can use it with a dip pen too, if you want to feel really extra.

Writer's Blood is amazing and this ask made me smile so much, thank you!

DONE WITH THE INBOX. Did it! All of it! Won't be answering any more tonight, my brain is fried, at least for now, and I think this has been a little too much sitting up, so am going to curl up in bed and get on Discord, at least until this wave of dizziness passes <3 Thank you guys for sticking around as I just poured all of those asks all over the dash!

Tumblr offered this gif and it feels appropriate xD I LOVE YOU JUUUUDE! Am going to get disowned by the entire dash tonight, nO REGRETS

@doublejango — you WOULD make a cloaca joke. Set the bear traps FOR YOUR ASS ;;

how do you allow yourself to write without becoming depressed by the whole process?

Hopefully my answer will be enough, but if you need to ask follow-up questions man, by all means, feel free.

When it comes to writing for RP, I don't get depressed by the whole process because I love it. I really, really love it. I may be ungodly slow, and definitely try my partners' patience when it comes to that, but I love it. I love reading people's replies, love writing my own. I love reading other threads that have nothing to do with me. I love reading other people's headcanons. Or when a crazy magic!Anon happens, like when Lucid ( @brokendreamscreation ) was turned human and just landed splat into the forests of the Pacific Northwest, I adore trying to keep up on that. I often can't, just because I am too busy during the day, but whenever I catch a glimpse? It's wonderful. Or, although they're someone who is pretty busy with university, when @aroyaltailor pops on and mentions something about their muse, it makes my day.

RP is about the writing for me, but also a lot about the people. I just really like seeing people happy, being part of their fun, even if a lot of the time I am just the audience cheering them on. There's nothing depressing about that to me. The hardest part, what does make me sad, is trying to choose well when it comes to mutuals. I want to follow everyone back, but know that I can't. If I can tell that we're not going to mesh because of differences in rules, or if someone just swamps the dash with endless content that's going to make it way too hard for me to see other people's posts (nothing wrong with that! it's just a difference in styles and priorities), I have to regretfully just not follow, or not follow back. I always feel like an asshole for that, not gonna lie, especially when they have already followed me. I'm not mutuals-only though, so in theory if someone wanted to write together and we weren't mutuals? I would absolutely be on board.

Writing doesn't depress me because coming here, even when it is hard, is an escape, a happy place. I was depressed the other day when I couldn't make sentences make sense--they all felt so slippery--but that was the fresh concussion messing with me, causing its own depression, not something resulting from the writing process. But even with that? I am so lucky, so fucking lucky, to be blessed with just the kindest damn mutuals, who have been so supportive and sweet even when I was feeling useless because of the concussion. There are some really special people to me, who even when they are posting with someone else entirely, just seeing them pop up on the dash gives me that little spark of joy that nothing can snuff out, like @botanikos and @visage-of-hell. There are people who know their muses backwards and forwards, who manage to take characters that a lot of the fandom sometimes seem to ignore, like @moxxietude who has just absolutely taken Moxxie and breathed so much life into him, and who could definitely convince me she was part of Viv's team if she chose to, her writing is that solid, that incredible. I just, like?? Fuck, man. And @poisonedspider is a fucking babe--Strode you're magnificent, don't fight me on this--and @infxnatum is one of those unsung heroes of the RPC, who will always go out of his way to send people messages, even when he doesn't get love in return. I feel like somehow, I landed in the best fandom of all, surrounded by the best people? And like I'm being a monster for not @'ing everyone, I am so, so sorry. I know the natural inclination is to feel left out but please, please, I love you fuckers, don't feel left out, I am just rambling so much and realize I need to end this. And just. Yes.

So, TL;DR?

It doesn't depress me because I am surrounded by the most wonderfully uplifting people, and I will do fucking anything for this fandom, I adore you guys.

And if you meant writing as in the writing I do for work--I am really lucky in that the majority of my content is queer, so I get to roll around in feelings and love for my own community. There are occasional non-queer things, like a short story here or there, or a random zoom lecture I was paid to give, or contract pieces--usually articles, always under dry af NDA contracts--that kind of suck sometimes, but being able to produce content for my community gets me through the hard times <3

(Also, I fight with depression constantly, so writing doesn't need to serve depression up to me. We're bros by now, and constantly knocking each other around).

How about you though, are you like--are you doing okay? Are there points you want to talk about? You can IM me, friend, always.

What if Razzle and Dazzle are actually Moxxie and Blitz?

I got to see my cousin today!!! She scared the crap out of all of us with sepsis recently, but pulled through. She lives in Tampa, so I've been trying not to over-worry the last few days about Hurricane Milton, like I know she just survived one terrifying thing I hope to fuck she doesn't get hit by the hurricane, but!!! She just!! Showed up! At my house! I literally screamed and cried, which I almost never do when seeing people, I was so surprised and happy, I could not let go of hugging her.

Holy crap, sometimes a day brings the best surprises of all time!

Do you ever just read something that hits you in such an unexpected and profound way that you need to just step away for a while, but it's good? Like it's a lovely feeling, a somewhat complex feeling, and you wouldn't trade it for anything--it's something beautiful mixed with something sad, but it's perfect. It just touches the loneliness, but it doesn't hurt, it makes you happy? Like oddly, intensely, quietly happy?

I can't believe you would call us out this way... and I wholeheartedly approve! 😂

Saw this on fb & I just think it's @doublejango all the way. Both Blitz and admin.

Placing bets for the release of the new episodes:

October 19 November 16 December 21 ...but i hope they come sooner than that. Please, can we have the new episode tomorrow? Pretty please with sugar on top?