Skeleton War 2022 - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Come here my calcium comrades, and listen to this proposal!
Let's stand together to overcome this pest, for otherwise it will plague our merry doots and beloved afternoon grave dances for long after this war has ended!
Join forces with both wizards and mushrooms, and the spam bots shall cease!
Spam Bot Resistance Update
as some of you may know, i have called the factions of the skeleton war together for the common goal of defeating the dreaded Spam Bots
as our numbers are beginning to increase, i saw it fit to make a post briefing everyone on our plan.
first, of course we must all know how to properly combat a Spam Bot-see here:
but in order for us to truly make a difference we must spread the news to each corner of the Skeleton War, and beyond it. so i found it fitting for us to have our own tag, that we may find and support each other with no barriers for if we wish to win we must be united!
i have begun making use of the tag #spam bot resistance to represent our cause. this is still the skeleton war, but i felt we ought to have a way to find our comrades quickly.
remember, in order to turn Staffs gaze on these foul Bots, and put an end to the blight on this land, you mustnt merely block them, but report them as spam! these are the words we must spread, for the good of our home and for the good of the people here.
remember that Tumblr runs on word of mouth, so we will need not only to be fierce in battle, but quick in news.
good luck my brethren, of any type or alliance, and godspeed!
@8ball-wizard @mak-worse-imagination @basilikum7 @opalescent-apples @treerainer (hope you all dont mind the tags, just want to get word out there. let me know if it bothers you)
LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS
NYEEEHEHEHEHEHE
LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES
LINK TO WIZARD SIGN UP (INFERIOR)
LINK TO A COOL DOG
HOW TO PARTICIPATE
1: IF YOU WANT WIZARDS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW THEY'RE WEENIES
2: GO OVER TO THE WIZARD SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO FOOLISHLY COMMENTS, AND SPOOK THEM WITH A "DOOT DOOT"
3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council IF YOU WANT TO CAUSE CHAOS
4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS
I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS
NYEEEHEHEHEHEHE
LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES
LINK TO WIZARD SIGN UP (INFERIOR)
LINK TO A COOL DOG
HOW TO PARTICIPATE
1: IF YOU WANT WIZARDS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW THEY'RE WEENIES
2: GO OVER TO THE WIZARD SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO FOOLISHLY COMMENTS, AND SPOOK THEM WITH A "DOOT DOOT"
3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council IF YOU WANT TO CAUSE CHAOS
4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS
YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE STRENGTHENED MY BONES, THEY ARE NOW EVEN STRONGER THAN MY ARMOR.
I SHALL GO FORTH AND TERRIFY ALL OF WIZARDKIND WITH MY BONES OF STONE!
my- my leg won't move..
CHANGE OF PLANS
I SHALL STAY HERE AND TERRIFY YOU WITH MY STRONG BONES!
DOOT DOOT
DOOT DOOT
i cast PETRIFYING RAY
now you are stoned