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Me, ignorant, having only ever heard take me to church; Geez what is up the the hozier fandom???
Me, later, after listening to work song; *instanly transported to old woodland in a time long ago* oh.
Me explaining how Widojest is literally so Hozier coded like. Name one song that doesn’t fit at least one of them. I’ll wait. (Don’t actually do that I’m sure there is one but I’m insane so just let me live my little delusional life 😔)

Someone New
Oh, I'm terrified of love,
But you could be the one,
I know that I'll be safe with you.
I'd rather try a million times,
For us to get it right,
Than fall in love with someone new.
Hozier played Someone New last night via a fan's sign 'pick a number' and the band smashed it even if they had not played it in over a year NOBODY HMU!!!
Also shoutout to Kamilah who had never rehearsed it (since she only joined this year) but still killed it on the vocals!!!
Kia Forum night 3 || 09/20/2024
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Someone New — Robb Stark x Mormont!reader / Jon Snow x Mormont!reader
Summary: Jon Snow and Robb Stark both had a crush on the reader, the reader is in love with Jon, they lay together for the first time (sort of like a flashback), then Jon goes to the Walls and the reader finds a different kind of comfort in Robb.
Warnings: Smut

How did you get in this position? A month ago you were spread out in Jon's bed as his tongue swiped over your overly sensitive clit, crying out as his teeth scraped against the pink folds around it. Now you were rocking your hips against Robb's, his manhood buried deep inside you as your lips mashed against one another, your hand strung in his curly locks.
You could tell the differences between them.
Jon's hair was longer, his manhood well-built — long and stocky —, his body lean against yours, the hair around his nether regions well-kept. He was a gentle lover, taking his time, trying to please both of you, but at the same time, he didn't seem to care about his orgasm; he just wanted you to have yours.
Robb's hair was short, his manhood a bit shorter than Jon's but the same thickness nevertheless, his body hard and stockier, no hair around his cock. He was both gentle and hard, taking his time, driving his cock deep into you hard, forcing both of your orgasms to come.
Jon had been your first lover — a Mormont lady with a bastard! Oh, how everyone was shocked, but they all knew better than to piss off a bear. You and Jon did everything together, riding your horses into the forests in search of a Weirwood tree, sitting with him during your meals, and talking about nonsense.
You’ve never really had that with Robb, but the two of you became close after Jon’s departure, and now here you were, in his bed, moaning out his name like a mantra, begging him to let you come. The tight knot in your stomach was becoming stronger by the second, making Robb feel your walls flutter around him, letting him know you were close. “Let go, (Y/N),” he whispered into your ear, and with that, you let go, a large wave of pleasure crashing over you as you came, triggering Robb’s as well. Thick lines of come shot up into your cervix, the small donut-shaped muscle/fibers, some of the little swimmers going up into your uterus, fertilizing your eggs as Robb laid down next to you.
“I love you, (Y/N).”
Should I do a part two? This is just supposed to be like an introductory chapter, btw.