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Unpopular Opinion :
People who gender-swap either Steve or Tony in Stony fanfics, to make them a straight couple are fucking weak.
Day 17: Steve/Tony - Hate Sex
How many times has Tony been sucker-punched by this particular all-American proudly rainbow-colored nightmare? One unfortunate case of Accords, one trip to Siberia, one betrayal of a lifetime, and a whole lot of running off with his ancient, muscly pal and super-soldier boytoy (of all the frozen relics to thaw out it had to be him; of course it had to be him). And now Steve has the balls to stand there, all Steve and golden, as if he didn’t rip Tony’s trust right out from under him and jog off into the land of sunsets with his one geriatric true love, only to have the audacity to—
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Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Steve : Um...Neat.
*later*
Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?
Steve : Didn't you thank him ?
Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
tony: get out of my chair
steve: maybe you could reconsider how you’re asking
tony:
tony: get the fuck out of my chair
steve: i have to get something off my chest
tony, with his fingers crossed: is it your shirt? please, say it’s your shirt
tony: i know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry
steve: it’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. and it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time
tony: i’m sorry i hurt your feelings
steve: i’d take you more seriously if you didn’t put ‘feelings’ in air quotes
tony: we’re not mad peter, we’re just disappointed
steve: no, we are mad
tony: okay so we are mad but we’ll let this one slide
steve: no, tony, we won’t
tony: okay well, i’m not a mind reader, steve
steve: what’s wrong with you?
tony: off the top of my head, i'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression
tony: look, let's just agree to say "i’m sorry" on the count of three. one, two, three
steve:
tony:
steve:
tony: see, now i’m just disappointed in both of us
steve: your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave
tony: this is by far the best compliment i’ve ever received
steve, on the phone: where are you?
tony: my limit. i’m at my limit
steve:
tony:
steve: i meant your location
tony: where are my fucking keys?
steve: language!
tony: may i ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?
bruce: you have to apologize to steve
tony: fine
tony, to steve: unfuck you or whatever
tony: if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box
steve: that’s just a trash can
tony: and your point is
tony: i’m sorry for all the stuff i said
steve: and for punching me in the face?
tony: no, you definitely deserved that
Inspiration (fanfiction): with you by laireshi This somewhat AU scene popped up in my head while reading. AU because I just can’t see 616-mature-super-soldier-Steve-Rogers getting a nosebleed from something like this. ;) (Tony would probably be littered with hickeys by the end of the session instead.) @laireshi I love everything about your fic. Just re-reading the beginning makes me so happy for those two. It’s so perfectly sweet with a hidden layer of sadness, overlaid with optimism and unconditional love for Tony. I just can’t deal with it. And that’s only the first two paragraphs.