Superjail Warden - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Dios!nadie me lo pidió y aún así lo hice,en fin…si no subo nada por ahora,tómenlo como un dibujo de halloween XDD

Esto nunca paso,fue producto de su mente :DD

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God, no one told me do it and I still did it, anyway… if I don't upload anything for now, take it as a Halloween drawing XDD

This never happened, it was a product of his mind :DD

Words will never explain how much joy this silly noodle man brings me joy

why does bro sit like that

hes so silly and easy to draw Its impossible not to draw him while watching the show🦖

CONGRATULATIONS JARED.

Idk I can perfectly hear him saying that

…I was bored.

Warden and Ash are Santa believers, you can’t change my mind. Of course, Cancer is too since she’s a literal child.

I honestly thought that Nicky would also tell kids Santa’s not real lol, but then I thought he’d pretend he was real along with the other inmates for Ash’s sake :)

Jackknife has basically committed every sin imaginable. If he could form coherent sentences he’d DEFINITELY tell kids Santa isn’t real.

Finally, the twins being scared of Santa was something I thought was funny especially since they’re probably (mostly) unfamiliar with the holiday :D

Headcanon time!

The Warden’s all-time favorite movie is Paul Blart: Mall Cop. He makes Jared and Alice watch it with him all the time, and he’s played it during Superjail’s movie matinees at least a dozen times. Stingray, on the other hand, hates it with every ounce of his being.

Some more warden headcanons because I’m at a college club party right now and I don’t know how to talk to people:

95% of the music the warden listens to is party-line dances. Like, music you would hear at a middle school dance. Stuff like cha-cha slide, the Cupid shuffle, Gangnam style, cotton eye joe, etc. The remaining 5% is 60-70s rock since he grew up during that time. I bet he’d enjoy bands like Cheap Trick, the Ramones and 10cc. They are one of the few things he still holds onto from his past, and one of his few memories from his former life that aren’t shrouded in trauma and pain.

Physically, he appears to be in his early to mid thirties despite being 62 years old due to his age slowing down once he started Superjail. There’s still some signs of his aging, however, such as hair loss and a few wrinkles (which he hates very much). He was in his late twenties when he abandoned his old life and dedicated himself to building the greatest prison in the universe, and refuses to talk about it with anyone.

Minor blood warning/mini vent below

Finally feel okay enough to post again. Sorry again for my absence—these past couple of weeks have been some of the most anxiety-inducing and stressful of my life. I still don’t feel great, but making art of one of my favorite episodes from one of my favorite shows makes me feel better, and I’m pretty proud of this one, so enjoy this screenshot of warden and his asshole puppet :D

Another thing I’m proud of :D they would either hate each other’s guts or be best friends, there’s no in-between.

Also Uncle Grandpa goes hard. No uncle grandpa slander tolerated here 💯

Im back from my trip!

...and also have no idea what to post, so enjoy this warden thing I made a couple of months ago of what I think his Facebook profile picture would be lol

They got pooped on 😢