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WHTP #10 - Klaus

Randy: Klaus, when I die, I don’t care who else is at my funeral, as long as you’re there.

Klaus: Of course I’ll be there. The murderer always shows up to throw off the cops.

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Today on ‘Reasons Why Klaus doesn’t have any Friends”… 

…And we bring to you, the latest installment on why Klaus has no friends (1) (2)

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Elias: I know that this is going to be hard to believe but... I´ve never kissed a girl.

Luca: I think it´s hard to believe that you think I find that hard to believe.

Schuyler: *walks into seemingly empty office, pauses and looks around*

Schuyler: Well, I guess the room is empty. What a perfect time to set fire to my desk.

Luca: *scrambles out from under desk*

Elias: Hello Klaus. Make anyone cry today?

Klaus: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

Elias: I love you.

Luca: I love you more.

Elias: NO I LOVE YOU MORE GODDAMN IT!!!

Luca: I would step on a lego for you!

Elias: Holy shit marry me...

Yukiya: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Luca: No, it's called highjacking.

Randy: Guys, no. It's called weedwhacking.

Elias: No, it's called disappointing your mother.

ah…….

happy valentine’s!!!

Klaus and Randy when they were roommates

Randy: all right, so you and i are married-

Klaus: we are not married.

Randy: relax, it's just pretend.

Klaus: i don't want to pretend.

Randy: what, scared you will like it?

Klaus: okey. if we married, i want to divorce

MC: are you two like this all the time?

Klaus & randy: yes.