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So here I am rewatching Sonic X (now on Netflix) for the first time in years right. And in the first episode when the police went to send the Speed Team to capture Sonic. I heard Sam Speed speak and I'm like, "wait a sec, this boi sounds familiar..." So one google search later I found out that he shares the same English VA as this boi.

My brain was like "whaaaaaaaat", the perfection called Yusei is the same voice as this egotistical boi??? They do have similarities such as riding vehicles at very high speeds and have passionate views on something. Sam Speed's passion being well...speed and someone to keep up with him while Yusei's passion is in the bonds he has with his friends and helping keeping New Domino City a safe place. These two characters with the same voice have similarities but are so different at the same time. Thanks for coming to my Doppio ramble/TED Talk.

Why the fuck, when the Fidelius Charm was cast, did they not think to make a goddamn unbreakable vow !? Like, it's so obious ???

And Sirius ? They can literally take a memory into a pensine something and watch it, they have legilimency for crying out loud !! They have veritaserum ! So whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ??? It's so stupid!

And Dumbledore ! oh this sorry excuse of a human being !

He knew that Peter was the secret keeper ! So WHY IN THE EVERLY MOTHERLY FLIBBIDY FUCK didn't he said so ???

It makes me so fucking crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

And everyone that is like 'ThE BoY WhO LiVeD' 'hE DefEtEd tHe DaRk lOrD' erh, NO ?! It was thanks to LILY ?? He was just an INFANT who had the chance to be under a protecting spell created by LILY when she SACRIFIED HERSELF for her son ? Why is everybody forgeting about her ??

Oh, and don't start me about Snape !

'hE wAs BulLiEd bY JaMeS, HiS WoRsE MeMoRy iS HiM BeinG BuLliEd' Yeah, because he called Lily a slur

'hE WaS jUsT MiSuNdErStoOd' No, he was a death eater, fully believing in Voldy's BS,he only changed side because the girl he was obsessed with was in danger... Because of HIM ! People tend to forget that he was the one searching and giving the prophecy to the dArK LoRd, resulting in Lily's death.

And, 'JaMeS WaS jUsT A BulLy' We only sees him throught Snape's pov, aka, when he got 'bullies'c after he called Lily a mudblood.

And if James is a bully, doesn't that mean the Snape is one too ? No because :

-He made fun of Hermione for her teeth

-He bullies his students

-he exposed Remus when he had no reason for, since he is the one brewing the wolfsbane potion

-he hates and bullies the son of 'the love of his life' because Harry had the infortune of looking like his father, that Snape resents

-favoritism

-he was a death eater

-he is a racist

-he is a blood supremacis

-he is Neville worst fear, the boy who literally had his parents torturedby Bellatrix. Shouldn't she be his boggart ?? But noooo, it's our 'wonderful and misunderstood' Snape

-when he hugged Lily's body, while her son was crying his eyes out, being hurt, seeing his mother die, having blood on his forehead, and then leaving the house without even comforting or taking Harry to Saint-Mungos !!

-blamed James for bullying him, when he created Sectum Sempra, and was into dark magic !

-trying to make Harry expelled

Sirius and Andromeda are Jupiter.

They had the chance to be a star, yet they couldn't take it, they couldn't become one. They took the hits and the hurts that were destined to their siblings, like Jupiter took the asteroids and comets that were supposed to hit the Earth.

Reason why we can hate Snape but still like Barty, Evan, and Regulus

We have canon info on Snape, we know that he willingly joined Voldy-Moldy, he just left *after* he gave the noseless b!tch the profecy that *he* discovered only because of his unhealthy obsession with Lily. He bullied kids, he bullied his 'lOvE oF HiS LiFe' ' son, he is Nevilles *worst fear*, the same boy that got his parents t0rture to insanity by Bellatrix !

But for our Slytherin Skittle/Pantheon, we know basically nothing ! Exept about Barty, that he, long story short, did this to piss of his abuse father that put him under the impero charm for a whole ass *decade*, and that he also participated to the t0rture of Neville's parents (that I do not condeme ! t0rture is bad if they are innocent people !) But we also know that he treated Nevilee right when he was Moody, he teached the students how to resist the Imperius curse, he was with Remus the best DADA teacher Harry's generation actually had ! So, yes bad guy indeed. But not fully a bad guy. Extremely morally grey. But not a piece of shit like Snape.

Evan Rosier. We only know that he died giving Moody the loss of a leg and an eye, and... That's all. We don't know his hogwarts house, we don't know shit about him. So for all we know, he could have been forced into being a death eater. Because, let's recap. He is a Rosier, a pure blooded family that is closed to the Black family, since Druella, Bellatrix's mother, married Cygnus. So they are obviously for the 'Dark Lord' BS. And we know that these families are not above forcing kids into their agenda. So, Evan ? we can fancy him.

Ah. Time for our dear Reggie. Regulus Arcturus Black, that we know about... Nothing. What we do know : he loves Kreacher, he went vigilente, he was the yougest DE until Draco became one at 16, he tries to find the Horcruxes, he was in the Quidditch team, and the Slug Club, he was a great student and potioneer, and Sirius qualified him as a stupid boy that 'believed his parents'. Okay so that means that he was a death eater willingly ! But, oh wait ! Sirius ran away at 16 ! So he doesn't know if his little brother *actually* became a death eater willingly or not. I think that our Reggie could have choose to be one, so Sirius could be as safe as someone can be at that time, but clearly, he wasn't following Voldy's BS. Because you know what ? Knowing about Horcruxes takes *time* and ressources, and books, you don't wake up one day and say 'well, why not find that locket located [...]' ! Ehh... No we don't. So he had to be against Voldy *before* he mistreated Kreacher, which, to people, is the only reason he wanted to defeat the so called dArK LoRd.

That was my ted talk, thanks for reading me, and please, if you don't agree, don't attack me, just explain your pov calmly and nicely, with respect, thank you !

Men be like "giRL's aRe dRaMAtiC aNd eMoTiONaL" but then they scream and break TV's because their football teams have lost the game

Can pepple PLEASE STOP POSTING THEIR NAKED TITS WHILE TAGGING MY HERO ACADEMIA ??? I just want to see head canons but nooooooo I have to block a lot of gals because they are showing their breast or their ass

Why the fuck.

Why the fuck did we complicated soo much our lives? Why have we created societies, why have we created money, work, the "living earning dying", the taxes, the "men are better then women just because they have dicks and can't bear literal life", why have we done all of that ?

We can live. We are alive! This is such a precious gift to be here, on Earth, where there is nothern lights, and stars, where there are forests, and mountains, and the sea!

We have cats, we have the flowers, and bees!

Why have we done this to ourselves? Why have we stuck ourselves with the economy, with letting white dying men controlling every thing all while destroying the beauty of what makes living a good things?

Why have we created all of this?

What's even the point? We could have been all happy, all equal, we could have done so many precious things, things could have been as easy as "you like to create wooden statues? Then do it! Oh you, you love taking care of plants and flowers, okay, go on!"

But now we have to spend 15 years minimum at school, with minimum Sun exposition, something that is a necessity for Vitamin D, having to sit down all day, in silence, while wrinting down things, that for the most of it, will be completely useless in our future, just to then either, killing ouselves with work, or doing some other years of studying, and, in some country, this simple thing can endebt families for 40+ years, and all of this, just to do a job that you will hate, that will make you depressed, and you'll have to work you arse off just to make the barely minimum to live, if you are even lucky enough just to actully do it.

People have to work three job just to able to afford rent and food, when 40 years ago, one job, a few month of money set aside and you could buy a nice house.

Why have we done this to ourselves?

What's the point? Depression, anxiety, su!c!d3, all of these are happening a lot more than before, children are killed going to school, people fights and have wars over the way of worshipping the same god, people are massacred because they are in love, and other for being who they really are.

There are more slaves in today's world then it ever had in the whole history, even back when it was legal. Children are left to die in the street, and are easily kidnapped into something that no one, let alone a child that can't even comprehend what is happing, should live.

All of this for what? For something as ridiculous and useless as money!! People are starving, people are dying, people are sick because of this world and because of money.

Corporations are getting you sick, just so you can buy medicine that will heal the thing you need healing all while it's destroying another part of your body. Because sick people spends more money.

Why have we done all of this... And after that people still wonder why am I depressed at barely 18, people still wonder why do I want to disapear. Us teenagers are aware of that. The adults are just brainwashed into thinking this is normal. And they are trying to brainwash us into thinking it's normal.

When it's really not.

Thanks to every one who read the whole thing.

I don't know if anyone just realized, or if I'm just stupid, but in Heathers The Musical, in the first song, the students are all "why this, why that, give me some help here, something to live for" and at THAT moment, the Heathers arrives in the cafeteria. And later, after the Bathroom Scene, the students are once again in some sort of collective panic attacks/existencial crisis, and then "who's that with Heathers??" and bam all panic, gone, vanished, thanks to the Heathers.

This means that the Heathers are literally the core of the school, that yhey are the most important people, becaus eby being so popular, they are used as coping mechanism for everyone, including the teachers ("who's that with Heathers??" is a line of Miss Flemming), because if they are focusing on those queen bees, life is forgetteble, and easier to manage, just like in our socities, with phones and social media, we are using celebrities to feel better, if our life is shit, we just go on our phone, and see that this cute famous couple just had a baby, and you are happy and emotional with them.

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Wow, I didn't expect to write this but eh.

Rock Lee can and will beat the ever lovin fuck out of the entire goddamn naruto cast and the only reason he hasn’t slapped the holy fucking ghost out of sausage man or nard is because he is made out of 70% love for friends 30% respect for women

I love u funky turtle man

Amazing TED talk on the way the strict gender binary harms us, by XY intersex woman Emily Quinn

Here’s an extract of her talk:

“I have a vagina. Just thought you should know. Just thought you should know. I look like a woman. I’m dressed like one, I guess. The thing is, I also have balls….I’m not male or female. I’m intersex.

“Most people assume that you’re biologically either a man or a woman, but it’s actually a lot more complex than that. There are so many ways somebody could be intersex. 

In my case, it means I was born with XY chromosomes, which you probably know as male chromosomes. And I was born with a vagina and balls inside my body. I don’t respond to testosterone, so during puberty, I grew breasts… I don’t actually have a uterus – I was born without one, so I don’t menstruate, I can’t have biological children…

“We put people in boxes based on their genitalia. Before a baby’s even born, we ask whether it’s a boy or a girl, as if it actually matters; as if you’re going to be less excited about having a baby if it doesn’t have the genitals you wanted; as if what’s between somebody’s legs tells you anything about that person. 

Are they kind, generous, funny? Smart? Who do they want to be when they grow up? Genitals don’t actually tell you anything. Yet, we define ourselves by them. In this society, we love putting people into boxes and labeling each other…

“But there’s one really big problem: biological sex is not black or white. It’s on a spectrum. Besides your genitalia, you also have your chromosomes, your gonads, like ovaries or testicles. You have your internal sex organs, your hormone production, your hormone response and your secondary sex characteristics, like breast development, body hair, etc. 

Those seven areas of biological sex all have so much variation, yet we only get two options: male or female. Which is kind of absurd to me, because I can’t think of a single other human trait that there’s only two options for: skin color, hair, height, eyes…”

Listen to the whole talk here. Believe me, it is worth your time!

I am getting so many mixed messages from life in general lol I don't need mixed messages about you!. Haha 😅

Girls lie so fucking much. It's insane.

I just want to cum to one person and one person only!!!. but no one wants a man that has a high sex drive, it's as if I've run into the driest spell on the planet, every girl is a fucking *princess* which is insane they treat every man like a servant. I'm fucking insanely tired of this!?

7 years and I haven't found a decent women!?

When am I gonna find someone who wants to fall inlove and have sex damn near every fucking day? Just love each other, be happy with the fact we make each other laugh and enjoy life!??!!?

Lil’ rant I guess

Ya know, at times I wonder whether or not I’m truly a cat person. Like, cats are annoying little creatures that get into everything and only give you their affection when they see it best fits them. 

What if I’m a dog person? Aren’t dogs supposed to be loyal little angels who’s always up for cuddles and pets and giving attention? That’s why they’re called man’s best friend, right?

And then all I have to do is spend a few minutes with our stupid as hell boxer-bulls and it just hits me. ‘No. Never. Cats are way easier to care for. Cat person all the way.’

And before you say anything, I love those stupid as hell boxer-bulls with all my heart. But my God. I live part-time with a cat who pees in the floor, a cat that has officially made curtains his enemy, and a cat who plays with her own poop. Trust me, I know what animal care is. I know cat-based hardships when I see them.

But all of those combined are easier than taking care of two sweet, affectionate boxer-bulls with walnuts for brains. Honestly, I’d take a cat over a dog any day. I don’t know how all you fellow dog owners manage to take care of your dogs without wanting to snap your neck in two.

I guess it’s just a matter of perspective. I’m not hating on dogs, dogs are awesome and they deserve the spotlight. I just like cats better because, as much of a pain in the ass they are, they’re nothing compared to dogs. Especially big ones.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Blew my mind! Tots going to use this method for my late “Cookie Bake-Off” this year :) So excited!

5 Cookie Pro Tips from TED-Ed (and Science)

1. Cookies are for everyone. But everyone has cookie preferences. When you slide that cookie tray into the oven, you’re setting off a series of chemical reactions that transform one substance - dough - into another - cookies! The better you understand ‘Cookie Chemistry’, the better equipped you will be to create the cookies you crave.

2. Lots goes on in that oven, but one of science’s tastiest reactions occurs at 310º. Maillard reactions result when proteins and sugars breakdown and rearrange themselves into ring like structures which reflect light in a way that gives foods their distinctive, rich brown color. As this reaction occurs, it produces a range of flavor and aroma compounds, which also react with each other forming even more complex tastes and smells.

3. The final reaction to take place inside your cookie is caramelization and it occurs at 356º. Caramelization is what happens when sugar molecules breakdown under high heat, forming the sweet, nutty and slightly bitter flavor compounds that define…caramel! So if your recipe calls for a 350º oven - caramelization will never happen. 

So, if your ideal cookie is barely browned - 310º will do. But if you want a tanned, caramelized cookie, crank up the heat! Caramelization continues up to 390º degrees.

4. No need to check that oven like a fiend. You don’t even really need a kitchen timer - when you smell the nutty, toasty aromas of the Maillard reaction and caramelization, your cookies are ready! 

5. Baking is chemistry, friends! That’s right - PURE. SCIENCE. Check carefully before altering those recipes - chances are some of those ingredients and quantities are there for a reason.

Curious what else happens in that oven? Check out the TED-Ed Lesson  The chemistry of cookies - Stephanie Warren

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Christianity, as a religion, is very unorganized and messy. 10% of the reason being the Christian Bible itself and other 90% because of the Protestant Reformation.

So, let's elaborate; The first 10 percentages of the reason why Christianity is so messy comes from the Christian Bible itself.

Long story short, the Christian Bible is a junction of the appropriation of the Tanakh and the letters sent to kingdoms by the apostles. And heavy on the appropriation of the Tanakh, friends.

It seems that Constantine was goin nuts when he created the Christian Bible, because he took the entire Jewish sacred book, took it out of context, left easily misunderstood shit without explanation and put it as the old testament. And then, he grabs the writings and annotations of the apostles, mix all of them, and call it new testament. And that nigga decided to mix all that shit together and boom: Christian Bible.

And that makes the Christian ideology already very messy; Judaism has absolutely nothing to do with Christianity, except the fact that Jesus was a Jew. He's not mentioned or hinted on any of the Jewish prophecies. Jesus as the Messiah is incompatible with Judaism, so mixing the Tanakh with the apostles's writings will get the Christian belief very unorganized.

But, okay, the Catholics did their little jumps and modifications so it would be at least 2% coherent. Okay, fine, and everything was kind of alright until Martin fucking Luther.

And here we get to the other 90% of reasons why Christianity has such an unorganized theology.

All this crusty dirty smelly white european boi did was get the damn Bible, translate it the way he wanted, give it to the people and say: “Go, do whatever you want with it. Read it, translate it, modify it, hell, you can even interpret to your criteria! Just spread the chaos. ❤️”

Do y'all realize how fucking dangerous is doing that? Well, we all do because we're living the consequences of it right now.

Christians can't decide what is literal and what is metaphorical, and can shape it to however they like. A proof of that is that when I was trying to be Christian, I wouldn't be a church Christian; I would study the bible according to my interpretation. On my own will. I was literally deciding to make a personal religious strand of my own. This is the capacity that Luther gave us. And it results of people being fucking hypocrites. Creating cults on god's name. And that is fucking wild.

So, yeah, Christianity is an unorganized, messy religion and not even the Christians are sure of what they believe in.

I Like To Call Vox “The Video Demon”, Just Because I Want To, I Think It Has A Nice Ring To It, Don’t Ya Think? Just Look At HIM!

He’s A Walking, Talking, Television That Uses VIDEO Cameras To Spy On Other Demons. He Even Says It Himself In “Stayed Gone” And I Quote “While He Hid In Radio, We’ve Pivoted To Video!” And Alastor Calls Him In The Same Song; Again I Quote “A Cloud Chasing, Medicare, Video Podcast.”

It Also Fits With His Whole Dynamic With Alastor; Radio And Video Have Are Different Types Of Entertainment But They Share Things In Common.

Important announcement! Dragons are real, alive and well. Ok so hear me out, a dragon is just a winged creature with scales. (Fire breathing is not a requirement because there are elemental dragons among other types so not all dragons breathe fire.) Do you know what else is a winged creature with scales? Butterflies and moths. Therefore, according to our formula for dragons, both butterflies and moths are modern day dragons. You might be thinking to yourself, "I didn't know that butterflies and moths have scales." Well my dear friend they do, their wings are covered in scales which leads me to my next point:

Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue taught us this as kids and we just didn't realize. In the Great Fairy Rescue the fairies are painting the butterflies wings. One of the butterflies gets spooked and flies away before the wings are fully painted. Underneath the paint the butterfly is white. Guess what? If you touch a butterfly, you run the risk of rubbing off it's scales. When the scales come off, white wings are revealed. Honestly, this might be proof that faries are real too.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :))

im dieing in the inside

pic of a story i posted on insta that happened like 10 mins ago or smth anyways time to rant/vent abt this shit when ppl wanna work for me, for free they should know that they will be working for free I LITERALLY TELL THEM THAT!! either they dont have eyes or their being a dumbass originally this guy wanted to be an editor (which the application for that isnt finished yet, so hes being put on hold for that application) but then since hes on hold for being an editor he asked to be an advertisement manager which i know what your saying "thats a important job for someone to do, shouldnt you like pay them if hired??" yes BUT i dont have the money to pay people, like literally if i had my own money via paypal literally would spend 1k for my own personal vrc avatar, commission more artists but my ass dont have the money so they'll be working for free so i sent the guy the application, cause that one is complete and this dude said what the image above says, and then my text on the side just looked at his submission and bro thinks im monetized XD im not thats why u aint gaining money lol until twitch pays me is when i have thy money but yk also "why would start just start doing commissions as an artist?" 1. i dont know how paypal works, i only know how to get an acc and log in 2. PEOPLE ARE EVIL AND WILL TRY TO HACK, COMMIT THY FRAUD AND SCAM YOU SO IM LIKE RLLY WORRIED ABT THAT and uh thats it thank you for coming to my TED talk