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The radiation man my hero!!!!!
Imagine if Radiation man saved the day and u go up to thank him and then you die due to radiation poisoning because he’s Radiation man
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
I keep seeing you mention Bart as the "Scariest YJ member" and I would love your full analysis of why that is (aka I kind of want to explore writing evil/morally grey YJ but i'm not as familiar with canon stuff)
Thank you in advance and btw always love your stuff <33
I'll warn that I'm not as familiar with Bart's canon, but yes he does scare me. I'm struggling a bit to put it into words, but hopefully this is close.
The other YJ members are obviously powerful. Tim and Bart are the only ones to probably be underestimated by a new villain. Tim's completely human, and Bart keeps up a demeanor of being a bit of an air head.
However, Tim is extremely intelligent and willing to go to lengths that aren't considered morally okay. Every hero and villain knows that, though. He's Batman's protege. Everyone knows the Bats are a paranoid bunch, probably have contingency plans against you, can beat you in a fight, and that Tim is considered a genius. He's a threat, and if you underestimate him, he'll ensure you never do again.
Bart? He's insanely smart and has a photographic memory. He is an overall great guy, but he was raised in a virtual reality of the future. He had accelerated aging until his morphological age of 12, or the chronological age of two. He most likely doesn't have the same ties to social standards of acceptable behaviors and acceptable levels of violence. Before he was zapped into the past, he also was dealing with world ending perils. I'm not sure I'm explaining this right, but Bart is like a hidden danger. He's bubbly and kind personality wise, but he knows how to vibrate your skeleton out of your skin. He might be impulsive and he might talk a lot, but he can and will obliterate you.
He purposefully doesn't threaten people. Kon could stand there glaring to intimidate people. Cassie too. Tim would raise an eyebrow as he dares you to cross him. Bart? He doesn't really try to intimidate. He can, he could list the various ways he could utilize the speedforce to cause you excrutiating pain, but he doesn't. If he did intimidate someone in that way, he would immediately switch back to jabbering on about this or that with a happy demeanor. The others don't have as tight of a claim to a bubbly personality as Bart.
Bart is consistently overlooked and underestimated by the hero community and villains. His demeanor causes people to lower their guards and underestimate him (whether intentional or not). If Bart would go evil, I think he would act the exact same. He would babble on about positive and happy things as he kills people. He wouldn't be much different from how he currently is if he committed atrocities, and that's scary.
Hopefully, that kind of explains why he's so scary. He hides how insanely powerful he is (intentionally or not) and isn't taken as seriously. His team knows better, but everyone else? No.
The moment Tigris tells Snow he looks like his father, my heart broke.
That's her Prim.
That's the child she took care of while being a child herself, stuck with an adult who couldn't care for them all that well. She tried so hard and sacrificed so much for the boy that despite all her love still turns into a monster.
Katniss's Prim dies, but Tigris' Prim destroys every part of the boy she raised, to the point she wants him dead and has nothing in her heart for him except absolute loathing.
i regret to inform you i am a biology nerd and i’m gonna solve this, aight imma need pictures of DSMP minecraft skins, a shit ton of punnet squares, and The Game Theorists intro music.
(And just so you know I’m only talking about the characters here, just tryna ✨fuel the flames ✨ of whatever the fuck this is-)
Also I have no idea what the fuck i’m doing but, HERE WE GO!
Okay so, we know that Fundy is Wilbur’s son but... he doesn’t display ANY of the same phenotypes as his father, or anyone else on the server for that matter.
So, we turn to the only other kid that was mentioned in the posts above as possibly his child- Tubbo.
So, Tubbo has blue eyes- we all know that. (His skin also has blonde hair but he’s often portrayed as having brown hair, I’m not sure which is canon, though. I’ll just focus on his eye color for now.)

So, as mentioned before in other posts above, this is going based on if the DadSchlatt thing is canon. So, Tubbo is Schlatt’s kid in this scenario.
Thing is, both of the prospective parents here- Schlatt and Wilbur, have dark eyes (canon color is unknown- though, likely brown). So this means, in order to have a kid with blue eyes, they both need to have at least one blue-eye allele.
(Now, traits like having blue eyes are recessive- meaning, unless he had two blue-eye alleles, he’d still have brown eyes, because brown eyes are a dominant trait.)
So, we can assume that Schlatt has one recessive blue-eye allele (because otherwise, Tubbo wouldn’t have blue eyes).

Now, the next question here, is- what about Wilbur? Does he have a recessive blue-eye allele in his genotype? Is there any possibility of him being Tubbo’s other parent?

The answer is- yeah.
Because his father, Phil, has blue eyes.

In fact, this means that no matter what eye genotype his mom has (though, has to have at least on dominant B allele for Wilbur to get brown eyes, meaning her eyes are also brown), he’s gonna have a recessive blue-eye allele.

Meaning, Wilbur has at least one recessive blue eye allele, that the two of them (Schlatt & Wilbur) have a 25% chance of having a child with blue eyes, and yes- therefore a chance Tubbo can be Wilbur’s kid.

So uhhh... yeah.
Fundy, on the other hand, is someone who we definitely know is Wilbur’s kid, yet as I said, it’ll be very difficult to guess the genotypes because the phenotypes are so different- Fundy’s somehow a fox, despite no one else on the server being a fox. Point is, he’s a whole other kettle of fish (pun intended I’m so sorry) and I have absolutely no idea who his other parent is. It could be Sally but eh- who knows?
Oh- and I’m not saying that this is definitely what happened because- it honestly probably isn’t. I’m just here to fuel the flames of this discussion, so don’t take anything I said seriously.
Sorry for nerding out, hope you read it all. And uhhh, have fun with that mind fuck :)
wait no. i know it was like his "rebirth" but like. if wilbur was canonically pregnant with fundy and he was birthed during l'manburg, then that means wilbur did the whole breaking bad drug bit while pregnant. what the hell man
i’m sorry but i don’t want this post to ever end lmao, it’s too godly for that
have we considered....
there being one Dream blob controlling a robot???





my employer is a fucking playdoh