Tua Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Klaus adding honey into his tea: hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce

Allison: do you take creative criticism on your sentences

Klaus: nope

Five: living in the apocalypse for so long gives you thick skin

Dolores:

Five: this shade of black brings out the colour of my eyes YoU pRiCk

Klaus: what seems to be the problem officer

Cop: get tHE FUCK out of my car

Dave: I’m cold

Klaus: have my jacket

Dolores:

Five: damn Dolores I can’t control the weather

More expresso less depresso

-Klaus mimicking five

Viktor destroyed the moon so Luther would shut the fuck up about it

Five: that’s not funny

Klaus: I thought it was funny

Five: you laughed in the middle of a funeral because you thought of a meme you saw on Facebook

Klaus: *coughing violently*

Ben: don’t die

Klaus: don’t tell me what to do

Klaus starting a cult because he was depressed over his ex is a power move and idc what y’all say

Viktor: my aesthetic would be “suspected off witchcraft by a small town-core”

Five: you can’t solve all your life problems with knifes

Deigo already aiming a knife at Reginald: watch me bitch

Ben: I want to see my boy

Klaus holding five like a very big cat: here he is

Five: I will kill you

Klaus: if Ben and I were drowning, who would you save

Five: You morons can't even swim?

Ben: It's a hypothetical question, who would you save?

Five: My time and effort

Klaus: Hey Allison, you awake?

Allison: I am now

Klaus: If you changed 'I heard a rumor' to somebody once told me would it work?

Allison:

Allison: Klaus..... it's two am, can you stop watching sherk and go to bed?

Ben: Answer the question woman

Klaus: I am 39 cheetos tall

Ben: Why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?

Klaus: because we were out of doritos