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They Live Rent Free In My Head Someone Help Me

They live rent free in my head someone help me

Also gothbee supremacy

Also also yoko is the best character u cannot change my mind


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Bianca: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Enid: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Yoko?

Yoko: Probably “road work ahead”.

Wednesday: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.


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Bianca: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Wednesday: Plane tickets?

Enid: Concert tickets?

Yoko: Prostitution?

Bianca, holding their broken frames: Glasses.


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Wednesday: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Bianca: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table:

Enid: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!


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Enid: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Bianca: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Wednesday, scoffing: Oh, please.

Bianca, to Wednesday: Hey, how you doin’?

Wednesday: … *looks down and blushes*


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Wednesday: How do I make a date really romantic?

Enid: Be mysterious.

Wednesday: Okay!

*later, while on a date with Bianca*

Bianca: So where are we going?

Wednesday: None of your business.


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Wednesday: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Enid: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Bianca.

Wednesday, pointing their hot glue gun towards Enid: You’re on thin fucking ice.


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9 months ago

Not wrong

Need Wednesday to get Enid and Bianca away from their gross ass boyfriends and get them into her bed already


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