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They live rent free in my head someone help me
Also gothbee supremacy
Also also yoko is the best character u cannot change my mind
Bianca: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Enid: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Yoko?
Yoko: Probably “road work ahead”.
Wednesday: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Bianca: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Wednesday: Plane tickets?
Enid: Concert tickets?
Yoko: Prostitution?
Bianca, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
Wednesday: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Bianca: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table:
Enid: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Enid: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Bianca: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Wednesday, scoffing: Oh, please.
Bianca, to Wednesday: Hey, how you doin’?
Wednesday: … *looks down and blushes*
Wednesday: How do I make a date really romantic?
Enid: Be mysterious.
Wednesday: Okay!
*later, while on a date with Bianca*
Bianca: So where are we going?
Wednesday: None of your business.
Wednesday: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Enid: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Bianca.
Wednesday, pointing their hot glue gun towards Enid: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Not wrong
Need Wednesday to get Enid and Bianca away from their gross ass boyfriends and get them into her bed already