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guys will be like this edible’s not hitting :/ and then five mins later be bent over panting writhing moaning squirming begging rutting whimpering groaning humping grinding shuddering trembling
jeon wonwoo x gender-neutral!reader; 0.2k; fluff, established relationship au; modified & reposted from my old blog. happy (early) new year!

[12:01 AM] ★ you’re woken up by a kiss.
wonwoo smiles against your lips, only allowing a hair’s breadth of space to form in between you both as you let out an annoyed huff. you roll onto your back and he towers over you, arms braced on either side of your head.
“hi,” he whispers, and you can hear the smile in his voice.
“go to sleep,” you grumble, cracking one eye open lazily.
“it’s midnight.”
“exactly.” you try to turn over, but wonwoo nuzzles into your neck, pressing a brief, open-mouthed kiss to the sliver of skin exposed near your shoulder.
“you know what that means.” he presses his fingers into your waist, bunching up your t-shirt. his hair tickles your neck; you smile.
“it means you need to sleep,” you say pointedly, squinting into the darkness. you bring a hand up and card it through his hair. he sighs softly when you lightly scratch on his scalp.
“and it also means it’s a new day already.”
“‘s not a new day ‘til the sun comes up,” you murmur sleepily.
wonwoo doesn’t argue. he only grabs your hand and kisses the inside of your wrist. the muted city lights that penetrate the darkness through your open window are reflected in his eyes—but he looks at you like you’ve hung up all the stars in the sky, just for him. “happy new year,” he says, mouth splitting into a wide grin, and despite your drowsiness, you let him pull you into a kiss, and somehow you already know this year is going to be a special one already.

All I want is to be tied to a chair and forced to piss myself is that too much to ask for??
this is not fair because the punk and metal scene is literally quite dead where i am
went to a local show last night and saw a metal head with long hair + bangs wearing a crop who played guitar in one of the bands and I almost died dead


The Edward Furlong urge to be pursued by a sexy evil computer



Just a brunette waiting for her proverbial call to adventure (per the hero’s journey Archetype) from an occult being with a mullet