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1 year ago

HIIIIII

I love you robots and artificial intelligence with mental illness. I love you repression being depicted as literally deleting archived data to preserve functionality. I love you anxiety attacks being depicted as a system crashing virus. I love you ptsd being depicted as an annoying pop-up. I love you anxiety disorder being depicted as running thousands of simulations and projected outcomes. I love you artificial beings being shown to be human via their own artificiality.


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1 year ago

2023 Bucket

2023 Bucket

This is a bucket. Anything you don't want to take with you into 2024, feel free to drop it in the bucket. I will be burning the contents (with Hellfire) at exactly 11:59pm on New Year's Eve.

You don't have to type anything, at all. Just reblog the bucket and your intentions will be known by the universe. Or the bucket. Or whatever you like.


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1 year ago

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs


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2 years ago

Hey. Let's chew on wires. Together.


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2 years ago
YES, MAKE THEM KISS DRUNK!
YES, MAKE THEM KISS DRUNK!

YES, MAKE THEM KISS DRUNK!

cover them in love and appreciation!


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10 months ago
This Is The Magic Lucky Word Count. Reblog For Creativity Juice. It Might Even Work, Who Knows.

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.


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1 year ago

Drabble for Beefy!Boyfriend

 Drabble For Beefy!Boyfriend

⛈️ bucky barnes x fem!girlfriend reader ⛈️

summary: “come here doll, you’re safe with me”

mentions: +18 smut warning minors look away, soft!beefy!boyfriend Bucky, thunderstorm, unprotected sex, kissing, feels (that’s just me ik) pet names, size kink etc.

link to new masterlist here! 💕💖💞

 Drabble For Beefy!Boyfriend

“I’m scared!” You clutched to your boyfriend hiding your face in his chest. You wrapped yourself around him like a blanket making him grunt softly.

“Doll.. it’s a storm..” he whispers kissing your forehead tenderly tangling his metal fingers in your hair. You sob, as the terror strikes again making the room light up. You clutch yourself even closer to him.

“I’m sorry! It’s just.. I’m so scared Bucky..” you whimper as his big hand start to caress your spine rubbing up and down your back trying to calm you. His lips caress your ear as he whispers soft things to you.

“My sweet baby, my doll..” your tears stop. The heavy rain makes a song against the windows in your bedroom and he soothes you gently. Bucky has been so protective of you from the beginning of your relationship even though he was on the run right now.. you believed that he’s the one for you. You were willing to wait for him

“Bucky I love you..” you press your lips to where his shoulder and neck connects making him smile. “And I love you doll, very much” his mouth is kissing yours in a passionate way and soon your tongues dance. The way your body rubbed against his, your gentle touches made him feel things. Things like lust, desire and pleasure. The friction of your clothed pussy on his clothed growing erection made his cheeks flush red with need for you. You were going to miss him so much.. his body, his lips, his love, his care. Everything… if he wouldn’t have to go away so soon. You wanted him so much.. so deeply in you to feel him love you.

“Ugh..” he huffs rolling on top of you making you gasp softly. The man unbuttoned your top to reveal your breasts. “So fucking beautiful all mine..” he hums in appreciation licking your hardened peaks. Closing your eyes you shudder with tingles all over your body. The heat pulsing between your legs.

“Bucky.. please..” you whimper again, his metal fingers gracefully dancing on your heat through your panties. “Fuck.. alright baby..” flipping you on your stomach your butt stays in the air for him. Ripping off your panties, and soon he’s lining his hard cock with your entrance then sinking in so easily. God he’s so big, your toes curl. Your hands grab on the pillows feeling him filling you up. “Ohhhh shit..” you whine, Buck groans with satisfaction and slumps down on top of you from behind. His weight is a comfort. His beefy arms slide underneath as you tremble creaming his cock already. “This sweet cunt is mine.. mine.. all mine doll..” you nod blinking away tears. Long locks of his hair fall into his face as he starts to fuck you. His grunts and soft moans, only make you sob harder melting underneath him he’s splitting you in half. The waves of pleasure soon hits you and Bucky is chasing his high moaning under his breath grabbing you hip with his metal fingers slapping his heavy balls against your dripping wet core which is the additional pleasure. He finds his climax shortly after you pumping you full of his precious cum. “Fuck!” He whines and thrusts into you with more force to breed you for the final time. You feel it all, the amount of cum leaking out of your tight hole. As he rolls off you breathless not wasting anymore time he gently tugs you towards his heaving chest. “Come here doll.. you’re safe with me.”

And the thunder calms… but not in your heart.

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Thank you so much for reading! Don’t forget to like & reblog if you enjoyed reading this! 💕💞

tags for fun: @sergeantbarnessdoll & @nicoline1998enilocin 💕💖💞💓💗💘

 Drabble For Beefy!Boyfriend

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7 years ago

There are a lot of people to blame for this. Mostly @liveloveyoibang, but also@topcatnikki, @zupsgirl1, and @narcissuspseudonarcissus

Viktor honestly had no idea how he had ended up in this situation. He really, really should have known better than to piss off Lilia too much. He should have known she would have the power to turn him and his fiancé into zambonis as punishment for messing up the ice. And now it was too late.

Keep reading


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7 years ago
Reblog If You Want Lesbian Farmers To Invade The Rural South

reblog if you want lesbian farmers to invade the rural south


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Young Poets

by Nicanor Parra

Write as you will In whatever style you like. Too much blood has run under the bridge To go on believing That only one road is right.

In poetry, everything is permitted.

With only this condition, of course– You have to improve the blank page.


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10 months ago

AU where Meng Shi was just a bit more cynical and spent her hard-earned on buying Meng Yao study materials for the Imperial Examination instead of dodgy cultivation manuals. Cultivation is for his father to teach him, after all.

Meng Yao fucking blitzes the exam, because of course he does, and the first time he arrives at Koi Tower it's with an imperial mandate to audit the shit out of them for tax purposes.


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3 years ago

CLEOOOO


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4 years ago

ugh your lost boy request was incredible✨ is it possible for you to write michael brahms thomas and billy lenz or loomis idm reaction to you squirting ty for all the incredible work :)x

A/N: Here you go, hope you enjoy! I should have the Kinktober list up by tomorrow or the next day. I quit my job already because it was absolute garbage so I am back to being broke and sad all the time so here I am, writing away my problems. Enjoy!

Warnings: NSFW, R18+, squirting, fingering, cunnilingus, choking, female pronouns

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Michael Myers: 

★ The first time you do it, he praises you to the moon and back, telling you what a good girl you are and how good you did for him

★ He makes sure you’re embarrassed about it through snarky comments and talk about how much of a mess you made over his cock

★ It’s his goal to make you squirt each time you have sex, no matter how long it takes and even if it’s beyond hurting

“C’mon, (Y/N), you know I have all night.” He chuckled, pressing your thighs to your chest and earning a pained groan from you. 

“Michael I can’t, please, it hurts.” You were pretty sure you’d reached Heaven and now you were descending to the deep depths of hell as Michael’s cock pressed against your bladder. Your sadist of a lover only chuckled in response and pursued his own high, thrusting into you with a fiery pace. His eyes never left your face, watching to see when the right moment was to finish this. 

That familiar feeling of another orgasm built up inside you quicker than you could tell him and you felt Michael reach down, the pads of his finger brushing against your clit and rubbing harshly on it. “That’s it baby, make a mess all over my cock.” He groaned, watching clear liquid dribble around his base, creating a giant wet spot on the bed for you to clean up later. 

Brahms Heelshire:

★ He doesn’t really care for it

★ Knows you can’t help it sometimes, but he defiantly won’t cheer you on for it

★ He will make sure you’re okay and soothe your high, but he won’t go looking for you to squirt

★ He doesn’t like the mess (prissy ass mf)

“I’m going to cum.” You let out a breathy moan, feeling Brahms’ teeth nip at your neck as his fingers fucked you. They curled against your spot and you felt him chuckle when you gasped. 

“Such a pretty face you make when you are coming.” He spoke lowly, his lips grazing over your jaw. “Show it to me.” Brahms quickened his pace and watched as your mouth opened and back arched off the bed. 

The feeling of an increased amount of wetness was what made him finally pull back, his eyes drifting down to your sopping cunt and the cum you’d sprayed all over the bed. Brahms grimaced and removed his fingers from you, deciding that your mouth would suit him best tonight; he didn’t want to make more of a mess than you already had. 

Thomas Hewitt: 

★ Boy oh boy does he know what he’s doing

★ This man literally goes hard, just to watch you squirt all over his cock

★ It turns him on even more and more than half the time, he cums from watching your pussy dribble around his member

Every thrust was rough as his hands bruised your hips, bringing you back on his cock every second. Thomas was relentless, especially after a hard day of killing and not seeing you. He was on a mission and he wouldn’t stop until he saw you squirt. 

Knowing this, you spoke up, “Thomas, I’m close!” His grip loosened at your words and he flipped you on your back, sinking back into your aching cunt and fucking into you at god speed. 

“C’mon sweetheart, cum for me.” He grunted, thumbing at your clit and watching as your walls nearly pushed his cock out, clear liquid spurting around his cock. With a few more thrusts, he was able to chase the high he’d been waiting for all day. 

Billy Loomis:

★ Asshole will literally degrade you for squirting, even though he made you do it on purpose

★ It’s his goal to embarrass you and he does a great job at it

★ Lives for the mess and would sit between your legs for hours if it meant he could see you squirt over and over again

“Billy, I can’t!” You cried as your thighs trembled beneath his grip. His eyes peered up at you from between them and he chuckled as his tongue danced along your soft walls. 

“I know you can. I believe in you!” He teased, making a snide comment about how pitiful your dirty cunt had become. “Such a mess.” He snickered, watching as your legs shook when he toyed with your clit. With a wild smirk, his tongue was back inside you and his fingers circled your clit, his eyes never leaving yours as he brought you to another orgasm. 

Loud cheers came from the male as he taunted you for making such a mess on the couch. “Hey, (Y/N), what would your mother think if she saw he couch soiled in your filthy cum, hmm?” Billy chuckled, licking your thighs off and moving up towards your face with another shit eating grin. It was going to be a long night. 


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1 year ago

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.


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6 years ago

Hey, since we’re bringing back lemons and limes, can we also bring back couple AMVs with Cascada playing?


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2 years ago

TS2 Program - Duplicate File Finder (Working)

So here’s A WORKING Duplicate File Finder that doesn’t require payments or anything, Its easy AND IT WORKS. It's a MUST-have program! It can really save your game!

DOWNLOAD LINK.

Tutorial:

1) Install the program, find it and open it.

TS2 Program - Duplicate File Finder (Working)

2) Click the "Add Path" button.

TS2 Program - Duplicate File Finder (Working)

3) Then Find your Downloads Folder (or any folder you want to check if it has double files)

Following this path: This PC>Documents>EA Games>The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection>Downloads

Select it and Click the OK Button.

TS2 Program - Duplicate File Finder (Working)

4) Select the "START SEARCH" Button.

TS2 Program - Duplicate File Finder (Working)

5) Wait Until the program finds the double files. (It won't take long)

TS2 Program - Duplicate File Finder (Working)

6) When the "Report" window pops, click the OK button.

For better viewing, maximize the program.

TS2 Program - Duplicate File Finder (Working)

7) You need to drag the window that shows the double files, so you can see their full names and where they are.

TS2 Program - Duplicate File Finder (Working)

8) Now you will see the Double Files. 

Select each of one and click the "Delete Files" Button.

TS2 Program - Duplicate File Finder (Working)

9) A window will pop asking you if you are sure to delete the selecting files.

Check the "Send to Recycle Bin" (to be safe) and Click the Yes Button.

TS2 Program - Duplicate File Finder (Working)

10) Done. That's it!


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