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I have a quote book filled with out of context things my friends have said, so I thought it would be fun to do incorrect quotes with YV boys and listeners :]
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"So what if I get AIDS?" - VotP!Rook
"It's been a whore house since middle school" -Casper
"not to be rude but you look like a non-pedifilic pedophile" -Seth tho Derick
"Honestly the way I feel rn is very similar to the way a baha blast mountain dew tastes" - Casper
"Peeling my burrito like corn"- high Charlie
"Kids are like pets, but they talk back to you" -Charlie
"Bitch I lift" -Auron
"Sigh. this. with. your. blood." -Auron
"Just remember, if you wanna become a gay communist, you just gotta Call Me Maybe" -Sugarboo
"They can't kill me if they're already dead" -VotP!Sugarboo
"Get a fuckin raccoon in there" -Casper
"I love old man dick" -Rook
"Your eyes ravish the night sky" -Auron
"You almost made me moan, how dare you" -Auron
"Get that whiteness away from me" -VotP!Sugarboo
"I don't wanna do the willy-willy with you unless I know you really well" - VotP!Casper
"Don't hurt me, I'm a ✨material girl✨" - Alphonse
"Tax evasion is a skill" - VotP!Casper
"He's a [raccoon], he doesn't have rights!" -Casper
"I claim my ass slaps" -Seth
"Y'know what? Fuck it. Yorktown." -Sugarboo
"I'll therapize him in secret" -Rook
"It's going IN. MY. MOUTH." -Seth
"I think being gay gives you superpowers" -Alphonse
"I have a big personality, I store it in my boobs" -Seth
You know, I have been entertaining a certain headcanon for a very long time now and I think it's time to share.
Personally, Casper so far has sounded to me like they make a pretty good amount of money, which automatically made me think "what if I gave them a big garage and a bunch of fast cars because wouldn't that be a nice thing to give my oc?" This then led me to question what kind of job they might have. And seeing how Casper (at least my oc version of them) is pretty free-spirited and whatnot, they'd of course work a job they actually have fun with. And what do they have fun with? Driving fast cars!
So you know how Auron has this very discrete chauffeur? You know, the one that drives him and Rook around without ever commenting on whatever they get up to in the backseat? Yeah, that's Casper. They are straight up just playing chauffeur for a crime boss who happens to be their boyfriend's past employer.
I have considered writing a fic around this, but I am too lazy so this is not a thing I've done yet ._.
Officially have a new favorite quote of all time.
"I've broken into places and... they were places that were not abandoned and I have taken things that I was not supposed to take and I ☆took 'em anyway☆"
-Charlie the pizza rat
Can someone tell me how scary Yuuri's yandere Charlie series is? Because I love our little rat man to death but yanderes genuinely terrify me ;-;
Imagining Alphonse in the listener's place for Yuuri's Halloween series is way too funny to me for no reason. Like imagine smol ass yandere Charlie stuffing Alphonse into a trunk. Imagine Alphonse giving werewolf Seth ear scratches. And imagine whatever happens in vampire Auron's series with Alphonse (I haven't listened to that yet don't yell at me-), I can guarantee you that it'll be a whole new experience to imagine that while listening.
More character relationships!
What are the relationships like between different characters in the Venom of the Past AU?
• Casper and Auron are really chill, they like each other because of the other's connection to Charlie. They like to rock out together to MCR whenever they get the chance.
• Sugarboo and Auron's relationship is pretty rocky. Sugarboo see's a lot of the Boss in Auron, and is cautious around him because of it. Auron understands after finding out what happened with Sugarboo and the boss, and tries to be as nice as possible to him. Auron also really respects Sugarboo (and kind of fears him) after seeing Sugarboo unleash his anger for the first time.
• Sugarboo actually really likes Charlie and thinks Seth and Al were too harsh on him. Charlie respects Sugarboo and is thankful towards him because he threatened convinced Seth and Al to be nicer to him.
• Rook see's Charlie kind of as his kid (Auron does too a little bit shhh) because Rook always finds himself to be a parental figure for lots of people. Charlie is thankful for the kindness Rook shows him and they have a pretty chill relationship.
• Casper is a great conversationalist, so they're able to get Alphonse and Seth laughing after only a little bit of knowing them. Al and Seth are fond of Casper, and Alphonse really admires their hacking skills because he always wanted to be a hacker as a kid. Seth also appreciates Casper's work and is always willing to lend a hand to move heavy equipment.
• Rook, Seth and Alphonse don't really have a close relationship. Seth and Alphonse view Rook the same way they view Auron, and Rook doesn't take much interest in becoming closer with the two. Thought, Rook is secretly super happy that Sugarboo found a relationship that worked for them after knowing their last relationship (lore drop? 👀)
Charlie saying "I love you" should not have made me cry like this wtf I was about to go to sleep man T-T
Charlie in the last audio: Feels like a dream. Like it's too good to be true.
Me: WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THE MUSHROOM MAN? WHERE IS THE MAN WITH THE MAGIC MUSHROOMS WHERE IS THE WIZARD????
"Maybe I'd tell him that I hope he gets the chance to be who he wants to be - not who he has to be. Because I think the guy he wants to be is probably pretty cool."
Sooo Charlie has just unintentionally given me a great idea for an AU I will likely never write-
Like, imagine published and sorta famous (more infamous really) author Auron who keeps butting heads with his new beta-reader (this AU's version of Rook) for his upcoming book. Auron is more well-versed in [insert genre] -type of stories and has dipped his feet into a more romance-focused plot for the first time, which Rook can very clearly tell and finds quite amusing to taunt Auron with. They help him better his writing and his understanding of romance in a slow-burn story filled with all sorts of nonsense and in the end, Auron publishes his book and it is dedicated to Rook.
If I wasn't sick (and more importantly already writing a multi-chapter fic right now) I would totally be writing this now u-u
With my magical Finn paranoia lately (and with the jokes about literal fucking cultists) I was just waiting for that ra(t)ccoon to turn into a full-grown dude this whole video and am very relieved that that didn't happen.
Casper is a tongue kind of person and Charlie is a teeth kinda person.
Charlie: hey Cas, I think you might want to slow down on the monsters-
Casper: N̶̡̛͔͎̝͚͕͖̱̟̯̬̘͉̒̈̀͆͂͆̏͆͋̅͊̋̏͛̍̚o̶̢̖̘̊͋̉͑͊̃̈́́͝
Charlie and Casper could be cuddling on the couch and Charlie will just start gnawing on their fingers / Casper will randomly lick at Charlie like a cat trying to clean something
Casper is a tongue kind of person and Charlie is a teeth kinda person.
I'm back on my ☆random sexual identity generator☆ bullshit so here are the YuuriBois:
Auron
Faust
Dark mode Alphonse
Charlie (after he surrenders to Casper's attempts at making him their sugarbaby)
Seth
Take a shot any time Charlie calls himself a little guy challenge (gone wrong)
Today's grocery shopping conversation was very Charlie/Casper to me so I wanted to share
Charlie: Look! A stork!
Casper: Uh-oh. You know what that means...
Charlie: ??
Charlie: ...
Charlie: Wait- no. I can't have kids!
Casper: *laughing*
Charlie: I already have one! The stork brought me this! *holds up new plushie*
Just listened to the most recent Lost & Found episode and oH MY GOD I KNEW IT I AM SO HAPPY I AM SO SMART THE SIZE OF MY BRAIN IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE ALSO THIS IS AMAZING NEWS FOR THE FIC I'VE BEEN WANTING TO WRITE OH GODDESS ABOVE I AM GOING TO KILL SOMETHING WITH THE AMOUNT OF HAPPY I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW
I finally did it! Charlie's chat is up!! <3