Zhuzhi Lang - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

I am not over finding out that "Xizhi-Lang" sounds like an endearment on top of being a pudding cup brand.

Imagine being Zhuzhi-lang. You kidnap the guy who saved your life (for his own good!), so he asks to go to a brothel and pays the girls to drug you and all your snake buddies, and then he rodeos your trashing giant snake body out of town until you're nearly passed out, hops off and goes like "thanks babe" before running the fuck off.

Who wouldn't be a little bit in love?

Shen Yuan’s “proof” that he’s straight is that he willingly read PIDW.

Yes, Shen Qingqiu insisted that he was still straight! His willingness to read a stallion novel like Proud Immortal Demon Way was rock-solid proof!

- SVSSS, Volume 3, Chapter 17

We could use this same logic to argue that a willingness to write a stallion novel like PIDW is rock-solid proof of straightness, but… uh… yeah. Shen Yuan tried to get Airplane Bro to be a little upset with him that Luo Binghe is gay now earlier and Airplane Bro just fucking shrugged.

The entire SQQ & SQH conversation in the underground palace Chapter 14 is pretty golden (“Since when did we have a friendship?” - Shang Qinghua about selling Shen Qingqiu out to Luo Binghe) and it’s tempting to copy all of it here, but I’ll limit myself to just a section of it:

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YOU CAN YOU UP: Zhuzhi Lang character redesign! because every deadbeat demon lord needs an adorable emotional support snake sidekick/nephew!

ok full disclosure im so obsessed with the original Scum Villain art i want to print it out and eat it. but i did feel like a lot of the characters have really similar faces, which made it difficult for me to tell them apart, and Zhuzhi Lang's design in particular was way too basic which is a huge missed opportunity for fun character designs! I thought his outfit should reflect the supple and flowy movement of a snake, so i went with a Han Dynasty dancing girl outfit with a nice leafy green pallet, just like his namesake, the bamboo. when he moves, i picture him gliding around silently, and no one has ever seen his feet.

svsss as shitposts vol. 1

My sillies.

Sqq really took a het stallion novel and inadvertently turned it into a queer polycule centered on him all while saying “but I’m not gay or anything” source trust me