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𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐚 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐚 — 𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐨 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐫.

risotto - prosciutto - melone - formaggio - ghiaccio - illuso - pesci - bonus

genre: suggestive, crack, fluff.

warnings: very bad words, like a lot - a lil bit of catboy!ghiaccio

requested: a lot actually!! so here it is hehe <3

requests here ˃ᴗ˂

a/n: can you  😳  can you actually tell that i am in fact in love with ghiaccio ?

𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐲!𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬 — 𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨 𝐱 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐨 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

genre: crack, fluff, suggestive.

warnings: language, reader threatening squalo but they're in love so it's cool :^)

requested: can i pls pls get poly!squalo and tiziano x reader texts 🙏 i will love you forever if you do😚<3

a/n: LOOK, listen, it's canon that squalo it's the hot headed one and tiz is the patient one, and ig reader is kinda neutral but ik squalo would be a pain in the ass with clash, i just know it </3 so i think the dynamics are pretty accurate?? at least for me hehe idk y'all let me know what you think abt that <3

anyways i may do a part 2 of this one bc i had way too much fun making it 🤕

image credits here + here + here + here + here

what the actual fuck is wrong with chris rock. you know damn well that black women are sensitive about their damn hair. i’m so damn sick of black men thinking its ok to clown black women for entertainment. 

i’m glad will knocked his ass the fuck out.

emails with “[AO3] Comment on _____” in the subject line give me a better dopamine rush than hard drugs ever will

Zooming around after hours a duck caught on store’s CCTV🔊 audio on

𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐠𝐟!𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬

genre: fluff, crack - gn!reader

warnings: swearing, mentions of stabbing once, ikik i use a lot of cursed emojis

requested: can you do please a trish or jolyne girlfriend texts? 🤧🤧💗❤

requests here ˃ᴗ˂

a/n: I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH TRISHJAHDKSH but she’s ma baby 😭 doppio ♡_♡ for the sake of the scenario let’s pretend diavolo and trish have a kinda good kinda healthy relationship :^) ok