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Ghiaccio x gn! reader

Idk, I wanted to write a Mista x reader first, but after writing the first part I thought about my lil quriks n this happened-

TW: Swear words, yelling, him judging you lol

Happy ending I swear

Questioning You

"So...you like tomato flavored things, including ketchup, crisps, tomato sauce, ect."

You nodded.

"But...you don't like tomatoes."

You nodded again.

"HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE!?"

"I DON'T KNOW!! IT'S JUST HOW IT IS!!", you whined at your boyfriend.

"WELL IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME!!", Ghiaccio continued to yell. You threw your head back, "Why do you keep yelling at meeeeeeee?"

"Because this is fucking bullshit!", he started to gesticulate with his hands, "Almost everything you do doesn't make any sense!"

You pouted, crossing your arms over your chest, "Yeah? For example?"

Ghiaccio brought his hands up to his face in a praying gesture before inhaling deeply.

"First off, your wear two different socks. Who the fuck does that?? THEY SELL MATCHING ONES FOR A FUCKING REASON!!!"

You rolled your eyes, "Wearing matching ones is just boring."

"Second, you eat finger food with chopsticks. With fucking chopsticks! FINGER FOOD!!! WITH FUCKING CHOPSSTICKS!!!"

You held up your hands in defense, "I just don't like having those little crumps on my hand...and it's kind of fun to eat with chopssticks."

"Third, after you combed your hair, you ruffle them up again! WHY DO YOU COMB YOUR HAIR WHEN YOU JUST RUFFLE THEM UP AGAIN!?"

You ran a hand through your hair, "I comb it to get the little knots out, but my hair is too flat for my liking afterwards. So I make 'em a bit fluffy again."

"Fourth, you eat ham with butter on a croissant. MEAT ON A SWEET PASTRY!!"

You pressed your index fingers together, "It tastes awesome..."

This went on and on and on untill about point 60. Ghiaccio was already about to loose his voice from all that screaming, face red and slightly sweating.

You crossed your arms and looked to the side, "Do you really hate all of that about me?"

"What?", a bit of shock mixed itself with the irritated expression on his face, "I- No! I never said I hated- I-" He kept cutting himself off, staring at his hands as if he could read what he wanted to say off of them.

"It's kinda cute, but still fucking weird.", the blue-haired finally mumbled. You looked at him, him returning the gaze in a nervous manner.

"So all that yelling was out of love?", you asked with sparkling eyes.

Your lover frowned slightly, blinking a few times.

"...Yes."

naga!risotto w/ pregnant bae! (sfw + nsfw)

anon: As soon as you said monster f***er I came out of my cave so headcanons of Naga!Risotto and his pregnant s/o? Like fluffly and some nsfw

warnings: nsfw content, breeding, biting, minor blood play and naga content.

notes: definitely expect more naga content, my god naga!risotto is so purrrrrr omfg just purr asf

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La Squadra and a friendly oblivious neighbor who cooks for them

We know that La Squadra doesn't have fair payment and with my previous thoughts about how much Risotto usually eats, they are probably struggling with food sometimes (Leader, your muscles need too much energy)

Living on energy drinks and instant noodles aren't good for you especially when you gotta go out and kill somebody.

Their base is in a cheaper part of the town and it's shady so no one really wants to be around there. They're mostly by themselves.

Until one day, they have a neighbor. They secretly check on the person to make sure they're not a threat.

They turn out to be a harmless civilian. So they leave them be and go on with their lives.

That is - when they smell freshly cooked food coming from the house, they have their attention. When was the last time they get to eat nice homemade food?

Formaggio shows up at the neighbour's door, acting like a good friendly neighbor all at once. He's pretty good with words and thinks he might get a bite or two. No harm getting to know them more huh?

The neighbour is more than willing to give him a big slice of pie. Formaggio swears he wants to kiss them.

Formaggio acts like a messenger for a while. The neighbor hasn't met all of them but learns that there are many men living in the house. So they give them more food.

If the neighbor can get pregnant, Melone will show up next to see if they can be his potential 'mother'

The neighbour is taken aback by how thin this guy looks and gives him lots and lots of foods.

The neighbor notice a lot of empty bottles of boozes outside their doors and start to feel concern.

One time, one of them is so drunk out of their mind. He gets a good chicken soup for their hungover.

Illuso likes to snoop around their house through the mirror world and steals a bite of foods before anyone else.

The neighbor feels a sense of safety when they meet Prosciutto. He seems like a well-respect reliable business man! Why is he here is beyond their understanding. But they are also here because of the cheap renting too.

They can cook traditional food that Prosciutto asks and he gives them gifts in return.

Pesci once met them on the street carrying bags of groceries. He helps them out and got sweets as a treat.

The neighbor has heard of angry shouting from the house for a while but is so surprised to see the voice owner. They imagine him with more... 'fiery look'

They call out for him and say they have something to give to them: it's a honey lemon😂😂 Ghiaccio is offended because he thinks they want him to quiet down or that his throat will be sore from shouting.

When they met the leader who thanks them personally for providing them delicious food, they gawk at the massive man for a long while and thought 'OMg Formaggio should have mention that he has a friend this big! A big man like this needs calories!'

La squadra notices that their portion of food is more than usual after that. They start to feel like they need to pay them. It's too much to ask for.

No one touches this neighbor or their heads will roll.

You can imagine it as shipping but I adore the idea of the neighbor being an old retired lady with a poor eyesight. She has cooked her whole life so it's muscle memory for her. She feels happy to be able to cook for these fine young men and cares for them like sons she never has.

La Squadra ​is now helping her with walking and even sometimes slip banknotes into her drawers. Not too much that she will notice.

Part 2?

married life with prosciutto (sfw)

masterlist - rules

@mime1998​: May I request some fluff with Pros man? Something wifey maybe. I’m a sucker for romance. ❤️

warnings: noneeeee very much fluffy vibes

notes: afab! but also not really? mainly gender neutral but using the ideas of being a “house wife” or stay-at-home partner. 

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Incorrect quotes with la squadra

not proof read or spell checked, we die like men

y/n:what time is it?

Formaggio:idk let me check ‘pickups trumpet and starts playing it”

Ghiaccio from upstairs: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 5 IN THE MORNING?!

Formaggio: it's 5 :)

Melone:you know that's gonna kill your guys eventually right?

Risotto puring another glass of whisky: that's the point

Prosciutto:we are trying to speed up the process

y/n:’nods while eating raw cookie dough’

Ghiaccio: Anyone wanna start a possibly friendship shattering fight?

Y/n: centaurs have six limbs meaning they are insects

Ghiaccio: i was joking but now you've crossed the line

risotto: Time for plan G.

prosciutto: Don’t you mean plan B?

risotto: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

prosciutto: What about plan D?

formaggio: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

prosciutto: What about plan E?

risotto: I’m hoping not to use it. y/n dies in planE.

ghiaccio: I like plan E.

*The squad right before y/n 's wedding*

risotto: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

prosciutto: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

pesci: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

illuso: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

melone, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

ghiachio:FUCK I HAVE A WEDDING I HAVE TO GET MARRIED AT

y/n: How many kids do you have?

melone: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

y/n: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

ghiaccio: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

illuso: What do you think y/n will do for a distraction?

formaggio: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

formaggio: ... or they could do that.

y/n: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

illuso: You were flirting with risotto.

y/n: So what? He's my partner.

illuso: You asked him if he was single.

y/n:

illuso: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

fun fact of the post: me and my friends dressed as the main vento aureo gang for the animation release

𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐚 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐚 — 𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐢 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐫.

risotto - prosciutto - melone - formaggio - ghiaccio - illuso - pesci - bonus

genre: fluff.

warnings: swearing, and i think that's all.

requested: a lot actually!! so here it is hehe <3

requests here ˃ᴗ˂

a/n: best boy pesci!! i don't know about this one aaa is very hard for me to grasp pesci's personality sometimes idk </3

𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐚 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐚 — 𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐨 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐫.

risotto - prosciutto - melone - formaggio - ghiaccio - illuso - pesci - bonus

genre: suggestive, crack, fluff.

warnings: very bad words, like a lot - a lil bit of catboy!ghiaccio

requested: a lot actually!! so here it is hehe <3

requests here ˃ᴗ˂

a/n: can you  😳  can you actually tell that i am in fact in love with ghiaccio ?

Who loves triggering yandere assassins? I love triggering yandere assassins! May I request our dear squadra (obsessing over someone they're friends with) overhearing their darling on the phone, admitting that they have a crush on their eccentrically dressed friend but feel like it's hopeless as they are way out of his league so they've scheduled a date for tonight to get him out of their head :))

This one isn’t as yandere lol

Risotto very rarely gets flustered. Yet he knows it’s not Metallica that’s making his face heat up. As a child with overly religious parents, he had come to terms with the fact that he would never be worthy of love and the only way he could get into heaven was if he devoted his life to the church. But here it was, the golden opportunity to eat his cake and have it too. As with all things, he’s assertive when he asks (though in his tone it was more of a demand) you to go to lunch with him. There’s a swelling of pride in his chest when you explain you had plans but they could wait.

Ghiaccio decides to take the upfront approach and hangs up the phone on your behalf. He’s very quick about it, even though he tripped over his own words and spoke a little too quickly. It sounded something like: “I’mtakingyoutotheicerinksoIcanteachyouhowtoskatesowecanakatetogether.” So that’s what you did. Ghiaccio especially liked it that you immediately canceled your date and hopped in his car. It was a bonus that you clung on to him when you first got on the ice.

Melone goes out of his way to sabotage the date. It’s no secret he loves the nightlife, so it wasn’t very far-fetched to see him out and about. He acts like he hadn’t planned upon finding you and your date. It was very subtle at first, but halfway through dinner he started making flirty eyes at you when your date wasn’t looking. After, when you and the date went your separate ways, Melone clung on to your arm and smothered your cheek in kisses while claiming that he could treat you way better than your date. And that’s how he set up your first date together.

Prosciutto is upset, but not for the reason you might think. He’s mostly irritated that you wouldn’t confront him about your feelings. He’s not exactly the type to have social anxiety or worry about potentially ruining a relationship. In typical Prosciutto fashion, he invites you out to dinner at an upscale restaurant, telling you to wear something nice. He smirks to himself when he hears you squeal to your friend over the phone as he leaves.

Pesci almost explodes with happiness, but immediately goes to Prosciutto for advice. And then he’s sent back down to you because he “needs to make a move quickly otherwise they’ll be gone”. Admittedly it was a bit rough around the edges, and he bit his nails a lot, but he was able to get out that he really really liked you and wanted to take you on a date! Of course when you asked him where, he sort of shut down. You two ended up just staying in and cuddling through a movie.

Illuso goes full soap opera and accuses the other person on the phone of trying to take his love away (even though it was your friend, not your date). He then dramatically flourishes and confesses to you that he loves you and would do anything to win back your love. Of course he’s actually banking on the fact you’ll date him anyway, he didn’t really want to put any effort in. Thankfully (or as he would say, all according to plan) you accepted his dramatic confession with a kiss on the cheek.

Formaggio sidles up to you and puts his hands in your pockets. He’s very blasé about it, even if he was jumping around from excitement a few moments before. He nips at your ears and neck until you finish on the phone and promptly asks if you were up for a date tonight. It’s a very rough attempt at being sexy, but it works! But that means he’ll be hanging around you all the time, touching, pressing, and kissing you to make sure everyone knows you’re his (even if you don’t know that yet).

Yandere Risotto Nero headcanons part 2 (read part 1 first)

I honestly live for soft yandere Riso ❤️

Tw: kidnapping, NSFW (all consentual)

You wake up on the couch about 5 minutes after passing out. He's waiting there with a glass of water and a snack. He didn't drug you, just used his stand to knock you out.

He's completely upfront and honest with you. He tells you he's a gangster, and that he's in love with you, and that he brought you here because it wouldn't be safe to court you normally. (the only thing he doesn't disclose is that he broke into your house a few times to sniff your underwear)

He makes you a deal. If you give him a chance, he'll let you go if you genuinely aren't interested. You just have to stay with him for a while. (At least a year and a half)

You get your own room, with an ensuite bathroom. He wants to share a bed with you, but he also appreciates you need your privacy (and he doesn't want you to have to hear him jerking off and moaning your name)

You're allowed to contact your family and friends (with supervision) in order to let them know that you're not dead.

He'll try to make you happy in any way he can. He'll bring you whatever gifts you want. He'll let you have internet access (as long as you don't use it to try to escape)

If you want to be held, he'll hold you in his lap and run his fingers through your hair.

He'll make sure you know that he'd never hurt you. And won't accept sexual favors in exchange for anything. He makes it very clear that he won't have sex with you until you genuinely want him. But when you do...

NSFW headcanons

The first time you tell him that you really, truly want him, it's almost too good to be true. He asks you at least three times if you're sure, before he takes every bit of affection he feels for you and translates it into the best sex you've ever had.

He will do anything you want in bed, no longer hiding his absolute lust for you.

Kiss your insecurities goodbye. There's no way you'll still be insecure after he absolutely worships you every night.

He's really gentle at first. He knows he's large, and the last thing he'd want to do is hurt you.

He's a bit reluctant to let you go down on him unless you're really enthusiastic. He only wants to do things that make you feel good.

The aftercare is always superb. He loves to fall asleep with you in his arms.

Hello. Ghiaccio, Illuso, Melone and Risotto with S/O, who's La Squadra medic, please?

S/O is La Squadra's Medic

Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Character(s): Ghiaccio, Illuso, Melone, Risotto

Type of Request: Headcanons

Note(s): Yay more La Squadra requests!! Here you go!!

Ghiaccio

Of course he's yelling and he's mean. You're just trying to do your job with treating him, but he's a baby and complaining about how it hurts and you shouldn't be a medic.

Ghiaccio doesn't mean his words, he just doesn't like the fact that he has to rely on you. He's the one that should be relied on! Instead you're seeing him weak and vulnerable.

I can see him getting a tad jealous if you're patching up some of the other members. He understands that you're helping the squad, but maybe you should stab Melone with a scalpel a couple more times.

Illuso

He gladly sits back as you tend to any wounds of his. Not that he gets wounded often since he's just an informat, but he is happy to let you take care of him.

Might tease you about your bandages being a bit sloppy and you should redo them. Only because he wants you to touch him again and have an excuse to pull you closer.

I can see him being a little shit with taking some of your supplies and hiding them in the mirror world just to see you looking like a lost duck when you try to find them. Eventually he gives them back, but you have to give him a kiss first.

Melone

He definitely tries to watch his S/O patch up other members of the team quite often. It's a bit of a twisted curiousity he has of wanting to see you mend bones or help with blood loss. Some of the members (Ghiacco) tell Melone to fuck off, but he doesn't.

Melone has asked if you kept some of your own blood somewhere just in case a transfusion is needed. Of course, he really wants to use it for Baby Face at some point, but he doesn't say that. Well, he will tell you his true intensions if you asked, but if not then he won't say anything.

Absolutely teases you if he's the one needing patched up. Like, "Oh S/O, let me take my shirt off so it's easier for you to heal me" and it's just his leg that got stabbed (although he'd gladly remove his pants instead if that was the case).

Risotto

Considering his Stand, he doesn't usually get into too many spots where his own blood gets used. But once in a while he ends up having to resort to that. He doesn't like seeing you afterwards, you shouldn't have to see him hurt.

But he knows he needs to be strong and in good health so he does go to you when he's lost too much blood. He sits quietly as you work, not wanting to bother as you tend to him and fuss over his wounds.

Will give you a soft, "I'm sorry" because he is. That doesn't mean he's not going to end up like this again, but he still doesn't want him of all of La Squadra to be the one you take care of, even if it's your job.

Can I request La Squadra x S/O who's taller than them? Thank you.

yes you caaaaaan! Sorry if these are, ironically, shorter HCs.

jsyk i write this with the opinion that Risotto is by far the tallest

------------------------------------------------- La Squadra with an S/O who's taller than them!

Formaggio

"Well yea, it's easy to be taller than me, heh" *insert shrinking...noises?*

The taller the S/O, the more inclined he feels to shrink himself and ride on your shoulder. Get used to it.

Bro gets on his tippy toes to kiss you. he doesn't even have to but he still does. It's kind of cute?

Illuso

"No you're not."

Unless you're taller than him by like. A foot or some shit. He is adamant you two are at least the same height.

He doesn't bring it up unless you do but...he subtly tries to make himself seem taller. It's so fucking petty, you decide if it's annoying or charming :/

Prosciutto

"Alright, and?"

He probably cares the least about your height. Sure, you're taller than him. So what? Unless his head is at like. boob level 24/7 or something somehow, he doesn't care.

Unless you bring it up, or poke fun at him being shorter. You better think his glares are sexy 'cause....

If you're tall enough for it to matter, he'll do the "pulling you by the collar into a kiss" thing

Pesci

"Being near you...feels so secure...."

He loves it!!!! When you hug him it feels like you're completely surrounding him...like, not literally, but the idea is so comforting!

I was going to say you should rest your chin on top of his head but...um...how sturdy is his hair?

If you're happy with your height, he'll bring it up a lot when he compliments you.

Melone

"DI MOLTO"

"Is your whole family like that?"

Excited to know if it's something that runs strong in your genetics. No particular reason. Trust me.

Like Pesci, he doesn't have any issues with having a taller s/o. It's just another lovely aspect about you <3

Ghiaccio

"Okay fine, I get it! For fucks sake!"

This poor guy. To be honest, he really doesn't care that you're taller than him, he thinks its fine. But people won't leave him alone about it

Yeah he's an "angry little gremlin thing" but they gotta stop dragging his s/o into it...it kind of sours the height difference a little.

But like I said, he really doesn't have any issues with it. If you can get past how much the comments annoy him, you can probably see how much he likes your chin on top of his head, or how you look so slightly down on him when your faces are so close....gah sorry what was i doing-

Risotto

"Be nice. They're are not scary."

yes you are. my lactose intolerant ass envies you. what the actual fuck.

I guess that's a pro about him being with someone taller than him, that he can't intimidate his s/o with his height? That's not to imply that he's intimidated by you though!!

Unless people are causing a fuss about it though, Risotto doesn't mind your height. I don't think physical appearance means much when it comes to partners to him? Just my personal feeling.

May I please ask for headcanons for La Squadra with a s/o whose stand is able to see the future and warned them about their deaths and how to avoid it please

Your boyfriend stares at you in confusion, and then at your stand perched on the low table in front of you. Time After Time, a little projector with tiny, cartoonish legs, flickering its light at him.

“Please! Please, you can’t go!”

Your stand, while adorable, had just shown him his own graphic, violent death at the hands of some pink man and an airplane stand

At first he asks you to prove what Time After Time was showing was the future, and not just a projection of your anxiety

The little stand hops up and down and flickers at him, frustrated, just like it’s user

“Remember when we went to the races and I told you to bet on Camembert?”

It takes some convincing and several more specific instances, but he eventually caves to your teary eyes and wobbling lips.

When you tell him about the potential deaths of his other squad mates and proceed to show him each one, it further cements his decision to not take action

“You’ve already convinced me, sangù, you don’t have to show me any more.”

For now, he hugs you tight to him, whispering sweet words of affirmation to you while he tries to calm you down

He has to pepper about one thousand kisses to your face and lips before your sobs turn to sniffles, and soon you’re fast asleep

It’s back to the drawing board for now, he didn’t want to take any chances

He subconsciously covers his neck, but that doesn’t stop him from bitching at you for ‘lying’

“It’s my fucking job! You knew that when you started dating me!”

It only makes it worse

Much, much worse

You start crying harder, falling to your knees and holding onto his leg like a child throwing a tantrum

There’s no words to your sobs, just heart wrenching calls of his name and ‘please’

Ghiaccio’s stomach is twisted into knots at the pitiful sight. He can only stare down at you with a furrowed brow.

“Please, how can I convince you?! It’s the truth Ghiaccio! I would never lie to you!”

Ghiaccio was the screamer in the relationship, but right now you were putting him to shame.

He bites the inside of his cheek as he stares at you, eyes traveling to your little stand. It hopped and stamped its comically small stick feet

Any desire to be right or poke holes in everything you say is thrown out the window when you look up at him with your big watery doe eyes

“Fuck’s sake, fine. But you’d better convince Risotto first.”

What you had just shown him was borderline comical

Was that really your best attempt at dissuading him? A snake bite?

He brushes it off as you being clingy, much to the dismay of your stand

“I appreciate that you care so much, but this isn’t exactly convincing evidence.”

He doesn’t expect you to get so angry at him, much less your little camera stand.

And he definitely doesn’t expect your stand to retaliate by showing him the other gruesome deaths of his teammates

Seeing Formaggio burned to a crisp and Illuso reduced to a toxic sludge made his skin crawl and bile rise into his throat.

His fingers tighten on the sides of his laptop, your utterly distraught features adding to the guilt and disgust

“Let’s say I believe you. (He does, but he’ll never outright admit it) how am I supposed to explain this to Risotto? That my honey bunny is actually a Pythia and can predict the future.”

Secretly excited about the discovery of your stand and is mentally making up ideas for what the stands of your children would look like

(He settles for little Juniors with Polaroid cameras)

Tunes your attempts at “convincing Risotto” out and pulls you into his lap to distract you.

To him, it was like something out of an American cowboy film. Caught in the wheels of a train and shredded to death

You and your stand stared at him expectantly, you with watery eyes and the stand with an unblinking lens

“Che sarà, sarà. It comes with the job.”

He doesn’t mean to upset you, but it’s inevitable, isn’t it? He’s an assassin, it’s not like the possibility of him him dying was far fetched

Of course, his attitude towards you just makes you cry harder, the little stand flickering wildly.

He tries to play it off like it doesn’t bother him for a few moments, but it’s hard for him to play it cool when you all but launch yourself into his grasp, gripping his arms with Herculean strength.

It certainly makes him more inclined to believe you.

“Alright, alright, I won’t go. Hush.”

He’s mostly saying it to placate you, but he doesn’t want to imagine what his death would do to you

Because he could say without hesitation that he wouldn’t be able to carry on without out you

He didn’t even know stands could do that kind of thing!

He almost throws up at the footage your adorable little stand shows him.

“There’s no way Big Bro and I could die like that! It must be wrong.”

That just makes your pleads louder and you cry harder, which makes him freak out more.

Is quick on the damage control and is immediately trying to comfort you while also resisting crying himself

Worries his lower lip with his teeth as he rocks you back and forth

What would Big Bro do in this situation? Would he stay, or would he risk it for the mission?

Pesci decided that, right now, it was best to stay with you

“You should show the others. They’ll want to see this too!”

You’re already fast asleep in his arms

He wants to believe that what you’re saying isn’t true, and the puddle of acidic goop on the stones of Pompeii isn’t what he’ll end up a puddle of acidic goop on the stone floor of Pompeii

But he’s far too proud to believe that anyone could ever beat him and Man in the Mirror

It’s only after you completely break and start sobbing uncontrollably that he believes you

“Christ, calm down. I believe you, alright!”

Part of him just wants to calm you down and shut you up, but the other part doesn’t want to find out if what you had shown him was true.

Tries to shift the subject away and distract you.

“What else can it do? Can it predict cards?”

It works just a bit before you break down again and accuse him of not taking you seriously.

Against his rules of ‘no PDA unless we’re in private where no one can see us’, he snuggles you to his chest and squeezes you tight

Might even let you play with his hair and reassures you that he’s not going to leave you for a very long time, or at least until they find an alternative solution

Laughs, but he’s really uncomfortable with the contrast of your adorable stand and the gorey visuals

Especially seeing himself all crispy

He tries to make a funny comment about him becoming fondue or halloumi, but you obviously don’t take it well

“Hey, hey, sweetheart, I’m just trying to make you feel better. It’s alright, baby, I promise I won’t be turning into cheese crisps anytime soon, heh.”

After you accuse him of not believing you, he finally realizes that you’re actually worried about him and you’re not trying to scare him

It’s….sweet. He can’t recall a time where anyone has looked out for him like this, but then again not everyone had the gift of foresight.

He corrals you into his lap and calls over his cat, who immediately starts to love all over you

“Don’t worry, okay? Risotto’s smart, he’ll know what to do about it.”

Yandere Files: Risotto x Reader

CW: creepy behavior , stalking, groping , period, alcohol, injury, blood, masturbation, face sitting

Notes: I decided to try to do things a little differently this time. I wanted to do a more of a creeper/pervert yandere. I hope it’s not too ooc it’s more self indulgent than anything! I hope you all can enjoy it 💜 Beryl

The hitman team had 10 members. They were all hand picked personally by Risotto Nero himself. He cares for them all deeply and would risk his life for them. He doesn’t play favorites… that’s what he tells himself. There’s one he’s particularly soft on, and it’s Y/N. They were AFAB. Normally Risotto would have some reservations about this type of person being a part of his group but they had a very gruesome stand.

It wasn’t well hidden that Risotto treated Y/N differently. He never really raised his voice at them, or scolded them outside of telling them not to overexert themselves. He always made sure they had a seat when there was a meeting, he wouldn't even start the meeting without them present. He always knew when his teammates were missing but with Y/N, he was hyper aware. If he didn’t know where they were he needed to know where they were exactly at that moment. Thankfully for him, Y/N lives on base.

The guys knew how obvious it was that he did more than favor them. He’s falling hard for them. They would never dare tease him about it but they would tease him about it but they definitely joke between each other about it. When has Risotto ever been attentive to the guy's comfort/needs?

“Formaggio, quit spreading your legs and move over so Y/N can sit down.”

“Hold on, someone is missing… Where is Y/N? In the bathroom? Are they okay? We will distribute the pay from the boss when Y/N is done.”

“Y/N. I told you countless times now - don’t overexert yourself. You kill the target but you also just end up exhausted. That’s not worth it. I can’t rest until you’re well again.”

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Risotto is always watching over you like a hawk. You though? You don’t really know that. He watches you while you sleep. You can’t see him because he’s using his stand ability to remain invisible. Also he’s gotten pretty good at syncing his breaths with yours so when you do wake up feeling like you’re being watched you’ll just assume you’re being paranoid again. This place is probably haunted after how many people died in the basement…but we don’t think about that when we are trying to fall back asleep.

When you’re not at the base he sometimes follows you to make sure you’re safe. Napoli isn’t safe at night. He doesn’t really like it when you go out to the bar or the club all alone. Even if some of the guys accompanied you he knows they will be too distracted by the other singles there or watching football to notice you’re getting hit on by a stranger shooting their shot. Unfortunately for that person flirting with you is the last thing they’ll ever do. Their last thoughts were how in the hell a pair of scissors ended up inside their neck.

He makes sure you get home okay. He always seems to be around when you’re ready to leave the bar/club. He drives your heavily drunk ass back to the base and gets you to bed. You pass out cold almost immediately after you hit that pillow. Watching you be that vulnerable is giving him dark thoughts. He just wants to be inside you so badly but… he holds himself back. It’s frustrating him so bad that he’s biting his lip hard enough to draw blood. Maybe he can compromise by getting a view of your bare chest. Regardless of the size of your breast or if you don’t have any his whole hand can nearly cover the entirety of one. Feeling the soft flesh in his hand is causing a wet spot to form in the strained crotch of his pants. His cock is weeping for stimulation. Whether you have them or not, he thinks you’d look amazing with nipple piercings and would want to do them himself for you.

He’s always there when you have a cut. When ever you’re chopping up vegetables or using a box cutter to open a package he manipulates the magnetic pull to get you to accidentally cut yourself. He wants an excuse to be there to touch you and to mend your wounds. He doesn’t look like it but if you’re shaken up about the accident he’ll be there to emotionally support you.

“Just breathe slowly Y/N. It’s just an accident. It’s okay. Everything will be okay. I know it’s a lot of blood but you didn’t cut any of your major veins or arteries. You're safe, I won’t let you bleed out.”

Speaking of blood, he’s very supportive of you during your period when most of the guys would cringe and scurry away. He uses his stand to help make your period flow easier. He uses his big warm hand to rub your lower stomach for you and the cramps ease up quickly. But the minute you pull away to do something the cramps come back immediately. It looks like you’re stuck with him rubbing on your stomach for the remainder of the day but he doesn’t seem to be bothered in the slightest.

When you two have missions they are usually separate due to the nature of your stands but he always insists on driving you to yours since it’s always on the way. He put your music on as long as it’s compatible with his tastes(can you imagine him listening to Brittany Spears? oh my lort) as you drift off to sleep on the long ride he’ll rest his hand on your inner thigh and squeeze it a bit. You're so sleepy that you don’t register it and even if you did, do you really care? It’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s a dream when you’re drifting in and out of sleep.

The walls of this shitty building are ridiculously thin. You can hear full conversations 3 rooms over, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its perks. Your room is right next to his office so he can hear everything you’re doing. He can hear all the phone conversations you’re having. You’re unknowingly just letting all your secrets spill out that was just meant for the ears of your closest friends. Now he knows more ways to get closer to you. And his most favorite thing to learn about you is, your sexual appetite. He can hear the type of porn you’re watching on your computer, the low hum of your vibrator, and your sweet moans. He can’t help but feverishly stroke his cock in his office to your voice. He just wants to imagine you making those sounds as he’s buried deep inside you. He wants to see your stomach bulging every time he thrusts in and makes you cry from how full you are.

You’d think they’d be too poor but having their own washer and dryer is a must for assassins. You can’t exactly take bloody clothes to get cleaned at the local laundromat. You take good care of your clothes and not lose them getting mixed in with the other guy’s clothes but your underwear seems to disappear into thin air. You have a feeling one of the perverted teammates may have taken them. You confront the team about it and air your frustration but not one of them has any idea what you’re talking about!

“Don’t play dumb! I know one of you creeps did it! Now fess up and tell which one of you took my panties!” You hissed.

“ steal your underwear are you kidding me?! We wouldn’t dare!” Illuso retorts.

“Yeah! especially since Risotto got the hot-ow!” Formaggio blurted out before getting interrupted with a punch to the side by Prosciutto. “What the hell man? That hurt!”

“Now Y/N, you need to take some responsibility and accept the fact that you just lost your clothes rather than childishly blaming it on us. You’re __ years old now, act like it.” Scolded Prosciutto.

While you were arguing with the rest of the team, Risotto is furiously stroking his cock in the bathroom while deeply inhaling the musky natural scent from your used panties. He’s thinking very intently about you sitting on his face as he eats out and suffocates in your wet cunt.

Things are just escalating and he can’t seem to hold himself back anymore. He needs to come clean to you and make you his whether you want to or not. He’s going to want you to meet him in his office and he silently locks the door behind you.

“Y/N…We have known each other for a long while now. I know I’m supposed to be your leader and keep it professional but… You’re all I think about. I always think about holding you, kissing you, touching you, making love to you, breeding you. I need you to be mine. For good.”

Whether you accept his feelings or not you’re like a deer in headlights and let him lean in to kiss you deeply. He was going to take what’s his and that’s you. Get ready to have your back blown out by this behemoth of a man because he likes it slow and hard. But don’t worry he’ll treat you like the monarch that you are!

Can i request giving la Squadra titty hugs? Like squishing them between them titties with fem reader if possible:D thank you in advance<3 not sure if requests are open so feel free to ignore this if not!

HCS-La Squadra receives the softest hugs from fem!reader

Awww~ They would feel so blessed! Just to have a more affectionate reaction from them I'm gonna say that fem!reader is a dear friend of the team who's visiting their headquarters!

TW: curses, blasphemy, r-slur, f-slur

Formaggio

It's morning in Naples and you were following a conference on the 'art of theft' in the gardens of Palazzo Venezia, you happened to find yourself in the proximity of Via Benedetto Croce. This seems like an excellent opportunity to try some Neapolitan pastries, just to get a safe ride to the third circle of hell. Entering a bar called "'O Baret", you get in line at the cash register and suddenly your eyes spot a very familiar figure. Waiting in the queue, you see Formaggio talking on his cell phone. By observing his rather irritated and displeased expression, you're sure there's Ghiaccio shouting or Prosciutto preaching on the other side of the line.

At some point, the man notices you and his face instantly lights up. Without a second thought, he quickly hangs up the phone and walks towards you with his arms wide open, preparing for the softest hug of his life.

" 'A BONAA! "

" You sexy bitch!"

He seems ecstatic to see you. You haven't seen each other in so long that it doesn't seem real to him that you're there. Without waiting any longer, he runs up to you to give you a hug. When he picks you up off the ground, his face "accidentally" collides with your soft chest. Formaggio hugs you tightly, humming something unintelligible.

He lost his place in the line, but it was worth it. As soon as he feels he has pressed his face quite well against your boops, he releases you from his embrace and without any shame left in his body as He exclaims:

"CIAI DU' ZINNE TARMENTE GROSSE CHE SI TE FERMA 'A POLIZIA TE CHIEDE ER PORTO D'ARMI"

which can roughly be translated with:

(YOU HAVE SUCH BIG BOOPS THAT IF THE POLICE PULLS YOU OVER, THEY'LL ASK YOU FOR A WEAPON LICENSE)

After the kisses and hugs, Formaggio invites you to have breakfast with the others. He had come to that bakery just to buy something sweet to eat for breakfast. Of course, He wants you to join them.

"Insisto, agli altri farà piacere rivederti. Se è Melone che ti spaventa, ci penso io a tenertelo lontano. Nun ciai d'avè paura"

(I insist, the others will be glad to see you again. If you are scared because of Melone, I'll keep him away from you.)

After buying some croissants full of pistacchio's cream and some cannoli for you and the gang, Formaggio takes you to the headquarters in Vico Pallonetto Santa Chiara 8.

With no hesitation, Formaggio opens the door of the base and as soon as he enters, he immediately calls the attention of his teammates.

"Bella Chicchiii, venite a vedere chi v'ho portatooo"

(Sup losers! Check out who I found near Piazza Venezia!)

Formaggio leads the way to the kitchen, and the first person you notice is Pesci, busy filling a huge moka with tap water. The young man immediately greets you with a sincere smile.

"Oddio Zia, Non ti aspettavo! FRAAA' Vieni a vedere chi c'è!"

(Omg sis! I didn't know you were coming! FRAAA' Come and see who's here!)

Pesci leaves the moka near the sink and sprints upstairs to call Prosciutto and the others. The second person you notice is the infamous Melone.

Melone

Melone has been awake for less than 1 hour, and he's already working on his computer. You see him rocking on the leg of his chair as he sits at the breakfast table, laptop on his right thigh, while his left knee is pushing on the table's edge. His usual purple mask is now between his teeth. He's also wearing normal clothes, how bizarre. The man looks up with an extremely indifferent expression. Who knows why Formaggio is shouting so much... And then he sees you cross the threshold, and his turquoise eyes light up. He quickly fixes his purple mask, putting it back in place

"DI MOLTO! Boia deh bimba, non pensavo che ti avrei rivisto presto! Se l'avessi saputo, avrei prenotato in un ristorante carino!"

(DI MOLTO! I didn't think I'd see you again so soon, baby girl! If I had known, I would have made a reservation at a nice restaurant!)

Immediately, he rocks back in his chair and puts his PC on the table, so he can finally stand up.

"Ao trattala bene, è un'ospite, non la mammina der tuo babycoso"

(Hey. Keep your baby Face kinks in check, she's a guest)

Formaggio says, as he sees him approaching you. Melone has always had a thing for you, your curves scream "mommy" loud and clear. After literally undressing you with his eyes, Melone lowers himself to greet you with two kisses on your cheeks. Your scent is intoxicating. With almost childlike ease and sweetness, you see Melone lower his head and press it against your chest to hug you and then whispers:

"Di molto~ le botte che ti darei..."

(Di molto~ I wanna be inside you so bad...)

Formaggio pretends not to hear and places the croissants on the table.

"Aggio capito, metto su il caffè..."

(...I'll make coffe,got it.)

"Ohi Melone..."

Ghiaccio

Ghiaccio just entered the room, holding the mail. Not a good sign.

"Oh ma che è sta roba..."

" The hell is this?"

Says Ghiaccio as he's waving a letter.

"Ohi Ohi...Sembrerebbe una multa, è per te,no?"

"Oh...Looks like a fine or maybe a speed ticket. What did you do this this time?"

Melone stops squeezing you like a hungry snake and turns to Ghiaccio who's tearing the envelope. Meanwhile, Formaggio takes the coffee powder off the shelf.

"Tasi. Sì,è una porcod*o di verbale...fammi vedere quanto- EHHH?! CENTOCINQUANTA MILA LIRE?!.

(Shut it. Yes. It's a fucking fine-WHAT?!?! 150,000 LIRAS?! )

Silence. Ghiaccio looks up. He's fuming.

" CENTO CINQUANTA MILA LIRE PER DIRMI CHE CIRCOLAVO IN AREA PEDONALE VIOLANDO 'U DIVIETU DI CIRCULAZIONEH' IN IN VARCO VIA BROMBEIS...."

(ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND LIRAS TO TELL ME THAT I WAS CIRCULATING IN THE PEDESTRIAN AREA VIOLATING 'THE DRIVING BAN' IN VIA BROMBEIS....)

"....DOVE CAZZO E’!? DOVE CAZZO E'?! VIA BOMBEI -BROMBEIS.. DOVE CAZZO E’? BENE! SE LA TROVO IO STA CAZZO DI VIA- PECCATO CHE NON CI SIA IL TASTO SU GOOGLE MAPS "FAI SALTARE TUTTA LA VIA-VI SCUOIO DIO MERDA!! VI SCUOIO D*O MERDA!!!! PORCO DIO!"

(...WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?! VIA BOMBEI -BROMBEIS… WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?FUCK IT! IF I FIND THE FUCKING STREET - TOO BAD THERE'S NO BUTTON ON GOOGLE MAPS "BLOW UP THE WHOLE STREET - YOU FUCKING 'TARDS, I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE! DIO MERDA!! I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!! PORCO DIO!).

The fine is shredded into many small pieces, and Ghiaccio is on the verge of freaking out. Luckily, Melone grabs him by the back of the head and pushes him into you, so he can sink his face against your breasts. He still keeps squealing as she squeezes you, but the softness of your chest acts as a pillow. Melone snickers and lets go of Ghiaccio's head, who finishes venting between your breasts until his face is completely red, and his red glasses fogged up.

"...E tu quando sei arrivata?"

(...And when did you get here?)

"Ma buongiorno ragazzina, che cosa ti porta qui?... Formaggio.Guarda che ti sta venendo su il caffè"

(Good morning little one, what brings you here?...Formaggio. The coffe is burning.)

Prosciutto has arrived. He's there for less than a second and has already started to berate one of his teammates.

"AH! Ciàrisemo..."

(AH!Not again!)

Exclaims Formaggio turning off the stove. Meanwhile, Prosciutto sits at the table, curiously scanning the croissants as Melone as casually rests his hands on your shoulders.

"Solo tu potevi bruciare il caffè"

(Of course it was You, Formaggio)

"Statte Zitto Omino Mishlen!"

(Shut up, Michelin man looking bitch!)

Also Illuso has finally decided to show up. He probably took so long because He was doing his skincare routine. Illuso quickly greets you with a nod and a wink, then He sits directly on the table, using the chair Melone left empty to rest his legs. To make himself room on the table, Illuso also pushes away the creepy computer and consequentially makes Melone go: "Maremma Maiala" as He readily leaves your shoulders to grab back his precious laptop.

Prosciutto and Illuso

Meanwhile, Porsciutto has already lit the first cigarette of the morning. He takes advantage of Melone having to detach himself to gesture you to sit on his lap.

"Hey bambina, vieni a dare un abbraccio al tuo papino, non ti fai vedere da un secolo"

(Hey kiddo, come give your daddy a hug, I haven't seen you in ages.)

Prosciutto signals you to get closer with one hand while holding the Marlboro with the other, so there's no risk you can get burned. After approaching him, You lean down slightly as he trails off two delicate kisses on your cheeks. Then unexpectedly, he drags you to himself with one arm, not even waiting for you to sit down. Prosciutto holds you tight, almost jealously. His face is buried against your breasts, and he is clearly enjoying the stay. The scent of your skin is probably his number one favorite, second only perhaps to cigarettes'.

"Brava la bimba di papà...ti faccio fare un tiro se vuoi"

(Good girl...you can take a drag from my cigarette if you want)

"Oi Vecio, smettila di correre dietro alle ragazzine!"

(Hey old man, stop chasing little girls!)

"Boia deh, non farla fumare. Fa male alla salute!"

(And don't make her smoke. It's bad for your health)

Ghiaccio and Melone growl while munching their croissant. Prosciutto silently stops hugging you and reaches for the ashtray while Formaggio prepares the coffee cups.

" Oh ma a lei non dispiace, vero? Coraggio, Vieni a salutare anche lo zietto Illuso"

(Oh but you don't mind, do you? Come on, come and say hello to your big uncle too.)

"Lulù, lasciala in pace che sei na' busta de fave. ao chicca, te lo metto lo zucchero ner caffè?"

(Stop bugging her, you agly ass. Hey baby, you want sugar in your coffee?)

Illuso immediately tries to imitate Prosciutto by sitting down and outstretching his hands in your direction. He quickly catches you and hugs you tightly. Illuso puts both hands on your back so he can press his own face into your chest even further. He's practically using you like the softest of pillows as he rudely counters to Formaggio:

(Parli tu Formaggio?non sai nemmeno fare un caffè decente.)

(You're the one who's talking, Formaggio? You can't even make proper coffee.)

"Ma ti se sbregà? È bruciato!"

(How could you be so dumb?it's burned!!)

Ghiaccio adds sniffing his own cup while Melone has already decided not even getting closer to the moka and has resumed working on his pc. On the other way, Prosciutto is using the coffee in his cup as a new ashtray. Before Formaggio can use the sugar bowl as a weapon, the front door opens and Risotto Nero makes his appearance.

Risotto

"picciotta! ma da quanto tempo che non ti vedo! Ti sei fatta grande!"

(Little one! It's been so long since we last saw you! Boy, have you grown up!)

He seems ecstatic to see you. The boss immediately goes to hijack you from Illuso's arms, lifting you into the air and getting you to his height. Finally, a worthy opponent.Someone with a chest as big as his. Risotto hugs you tightly and in an extremely loving way. He really missed you...especially your softness!

"Se non rimani anche per pranzo, mi offendo."

(Stay for lunch, You can't say "no" to me, I'll take that as an offense)

he says placing you down and flashing a shady smile...

"Dimmi picciotta, questi omini non si saranno mica approfittati di te e della tua gentilezza?"

(Now tell me little one, did these men take advantage of you and your kindness?)

...he says and then scans his teammates one by one with the coldest and most stoic expression he can muster. Suddenly they are all busy looking away. Melone has his face sunk into the computer, Ghiaccio is trying to reconstruct the letter he tore with some scotch tape, Iluso is looking at a stain on the ceiling, Formaggio is busy cleaning the moka and finally, Prosciutto has decided at this very moment to stand up and empty the ashtray.

"Capisco....Ti porto a prendere un caffè al bar, questa mattina qualcuno ha di nuovo fatto soffrire la moka"

"I see...let's go to a nice coffee shop, apparently someone burnt the coffee again this morning."

"Rido pe' nun pianne'..."

(I've tried my best,c'mun...)

Mumbles Formaggio as everyone eagerly stands up and follows the Capo to the exit.

La Squadra React to Reader Crushing on Ghiaccio

Because I love him so much 🥹❄️

CW: None

Risotto Nero

Is pretty indifferent to it. As long as it doesn’t get in the way of your work, it’s fine with him.

Though he would be lying if he said he wasn’t at least a little curious, since most people are put off by Ghiaccio’s aggressive personality but you’re an exception.

Being the observant person he is, Risotto notices your blush and every longing glance you give Ghiaccio. That’s how he knows you like him in the first place.

He may be serious but he’s still caring, so if you seem to be struggling to get closer to Ghiaccio, he will give you advice from time to time. Listen to him. It always works.

If you follow his advice and it works he’s like a silently proud dad.

Prosciutto

Judgmental.

Why Ghiaccio? Sure, he is a good looking guy, but you could have chosen someone calmer and more sophisticated. At least in his opinion. (This is Prosciutto we’re talking about)

But regardless, he isn’t really one to meddle in people’s romantic affairs. The most he’ll do is cast judgement.

Though we all know that he’s quite caring, so if you need advice, he will give it to you. But he’ll make sure you know that your duties come first.

He definitely lifts you up if you’re nervous or feeling down!

He will be protective if Ghia is rude to you for any reason.

Pesci

He’s very supportive!

He may be a little surprised that you chose Ghiaccio, but he won’t question it.

Ghiaccio kind of scares him, but Pesci will be there for you if you need advice! He is also very good at comforting you if you doubt yourself for some reason.

Very sweet and routes for you 100%!

10/10 Wingman!

Melone

Oh he’s having a heyday!

He’s the most obnoxious yet enthusiastic wingman you could ask for. You like his best friend. Of course he’ll want to help.

He will want to know everything. Why do you like Ghiaccio? Is it his cute curls? His glasses? His handsome face? His muscles?

He will tell you whatever you want to know about Ghiaccio. Even information you may not have asked for, like the color of his briefs.

Will definitely ask you if you’ve had sexual fantasies about Ghiaccio. Even if you have don’t tell him about them.

Will constantly make dirty jokes when you and Ghiaccio are in a room together. It lowkey feels like he’s hitting on Ghiaccio for you…?

If you need serious advice he’s actually pretty good at it. He knows Ghiaccio the best out of everyone, so you can rely on him.

Melone will basically tell you to just go for it. Tell Ghiaccio how you feel because he appreciates honesty and straightforwardness. If it doesn’t go well, Melone will gladly make it all better ;)

Formaggio

He’s a little indifferent to it. You like Ghiaccio? He’s a little surprised for the same reason as everybody else, but hey, you do you.

He will tease you a little bit though, but it’s all in good fun.

He makes sure you know that you can come to him for advice.

Like Melone, he tells you to approach Ghiaccio. His methods may not be too helpful though because he recommends flirtation, and Ghia is not the best at handling flirting.

If you and Ghia end up together he’s happy for you! If you don’t, he’ll swoop in and get with you himself ;)

Illuso

Oh he knows before any of the others. Why? Because Man in the Mirror.

He scoffs. Ghiaccio? The ice brat??? What’s so special about him?!!

He’s mostly indifferent but it will cost you half your bank account to keep his petty mouth shut.

If you piss him off he will threaten to tell Ghiaccio. Will he go through with it? Who knows.

Ghiaccio

Look he may be book-smart but bro’s dense as hell when it comes to romance.

Don’t let him catch you staring at him. He will blow up at you without hesitation.

He will notice if you act differently around him but he assumes it’s because you hate him or something. He’s used to people being scared of him but that doesn’t make him any less angry.

Probably treats you as if you’re a nuisance because of it.

Eventually if the secret comes out and he doesn’t feel the same way, he’ll be flustered but may avoid you for some time. But if he reciprocates your feelings, he’ll practically melt.

Can you please do la squadra reacting to the reader calling them “cute”? (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

I just really need some fluff rn

FLUFF is the WAY!! I had to re-do this because my dumbass closed out the app and forgot to save, and I was just about to Melone 😭😔 anyway, I gave them things that they probably do that are cute. I’m sorry if you don’t agree with them

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Rissotto

Rissotto does this thing where when he’s concentrated, he furrows his brows and looks frustrated, but it’s so cute at the same time. He was doing this whole working, and you just had to tell him how cute he was!

At first, he seemed confused, cute?? Really?

He laughs softly, trying to think of something to say to that.

“Sole mio, I’m working.”

He doesn’t mean it in a mean way, but now he’s distracted from you pointing it out.

His focus turns to stopping his “quirk”, and then that gets him distracted.

Prosciutto

Prosciutto taps his fingers. He taps them on any surface, or he’ll just tap his fingers against his thumb. He’ll especially do this while he’s taking a phone call. Once he gets off the phone you tell him about it.

He looks at you like your crazy. He thinks it’s crazy.

Prosciutto is very much a macho man. He believes that the word cute is something not to describe masculine things, especially him.

He sighs and shakes his head in disappointment, finger wag and all. He doesn’t even say anything.

He’s another one who tries to stop it, and boy was he not able to do it.

Someone needs to explain to this poor boy he doesn’t have to be embarrassed to be called cute

Pesci

Pesci tends to hum. He’ll hum a tune that’s been stuck in his head and it’ll get stuck into your head. He’s also just cute doing absolutely nothing. He’s cute in general. Someone needs to say it.

Once you tell him that, he goes red. He doesn’t know how to take a compliment, so he’s just stuttering and stammering, trying to compliment you.

His ears are already hot and his mind is blank.

“You really mean it? You’re cuter!”

God, he’s completely flustered.

He doesn’t try to get rid of the habit, but still thinks about it

Formaggio

Formaggio actually is also another cutie. He could sit there and be cute. But I see him acting all cute trying on clothes and flexing in them.

Once you tell him he’s cute he’s a little shocked, but not in any bad way.

He’s another macho man, but he’s not gonna be upset by being called cute!

He thinks of it as you hyping him up even more.

“Awh, you really think so? You must think I’m handsome too, huh? You’re pretty cute yourself.”

He just tries to embarrass you.

Illuso

He uses his computer quite a bit, and he focuses hard. When ever he does, he sticks his tongue out just slightly and squints his eyes. It’s actually adorable if you think about it.

Knowing his online history, he was probably in the middle of cyber bullying while you said that.

He’s a little flustered, but he understands the hype, he is the finest one out of the team (in his opinion)

“You really think so? Even when I’m being so mean?”

Another teaser. He’s gonna be cocky.

He doesn’t try to get rid of the quirk either, but he stops squinting his eyes.

Melone

ANOTHER one on his computer. You don’t even wanna know what’s on his computer, but his face looks so gentle and calm. He’s another one who can just sit there and be cute.

When you first initially call him cute, he doesn’t realize you’re even talking to him.

It takes him a second and once he notices, he smiles and looks up at you

His face gets a tad bit hot, and he wants to make you feel the same way.

“Miele, you really think so? I think you’re cuter.”

He teases, and he teases well.

He teases in a nice way. It’s actually cute

Ghiaccio

When he’s concentrated, he bites his lip gently. It’s actually very cute, and it seems to be one of the only times he’s not angry.

He takes it like an insult at first

He’s not a macho man, but he thinks it was passive aggressive.

“What does that mean Amore?? Was that backhanded or something??”

You have to explain to him that you’re not trying to be mean

Another poor boy who can’t take compliments.

What they do for you after a rough mission

(La Squadra x Reader)

Summary: You, their lover and teammate, get back to the hideout, exhausted and disheveled in the middle of the night after a rough solo mission.

Author's Note: My second La Squadra x Reader. I love them so much that it's ridiculous already. If you're interested in the other one, you can find it here

Risotto

- He is always waiting for you to get back no matter when, both because he needs to know how the mission went and how you are feeling, of course.

"You're back..." He speaks in a calm tone, staring at your slightly torn-up clothing and tired expression from where he was sitting. Seeing how you're not that reactive, he gets that the damage is more profound and his gaze softens. "It's over now. Join me for a moment, tesoro." He says gesturing to sit next to him.

- Unfortunately, you must tell him the details, he is the one who needs to know, it's expected. However, Risotto is patient and gentle with you, not questioning anything, waiting for you to start when you feel like it. As you speak, he will push a strand of hair behind your ear and pull you closer to him by your shoulders. He will get you anything you need as long as you say it. He wants to be helpful and efficient for you but wants to know exactly what you need.

- He's not the one to praise you after such a mission because he feels guilty. Strong, guilt that clings to his heart as he looks at the state you're in. He feels guilty for not protecting you, for sending you out there alone, and more than anything, for making you live this way when all he wants for you is a peaceful life, happiness, and nothing like his way of life. You can explain that it was your choice as much as you want but this guilt will haunt him forever no matter what.

- Will tell you that you have a day off tomorrow, no other objections or questions. What happens with your tasks? He handles them himself without you knowing it.

Prosciutto

- You'll find him sitting in an armchair with a glass of wine, making it look like he wasn't waiting for you but just relaxing. As you enter, he doesn't say a word at first, which is rare for him. He gets up and slowly makes his way over to you, observing the state you are in, with his glass of wine still in his hand.

"From the looks of it, e chiaro how the mission went. You should change, you look more like a mess than a professional assassin." He says coldly but there is worry in the way his eyes are searching for yours. "You shouldn't let the others see you like this." With this, he hands you his glass and grabs your shoulders, walking you to the bathroom. You might be too exhausted to notice it but there's a certain gentleness in how he holds your shoulders, his thumbs slightly rubbing your skin. This might be the first time he sees you like this, which could be the starting point of him being more affectionate towards you.

- As you finish his glass of wine, he runs a warm bath for you. At this point, you start to wonder what has gotten into him. Prosciutto will sit by the bathtub on a chair, watching over you in case you fall asleep but not only because of that. He even helps you wash your hair, but you need to stay silent and not say anything about it, his condition. He'll wash your hair and shoulders gently to get you to relax and tells you how God damn spoiled you are. However, as he keeps washing you, you can't see his soft gaze. He's relieved that you came back to him.

- The next few days, he'll be attentive to your needs, and moods, to make sure you got back on track and more importantly for him, that you're alright. The treatment you got from him after that mission will go unsaid like it never happened. He doesn't mention this but be sure that he will repeat it anytime it's needed without excuses but with some teasing of course.

(ugh I love him sm)

Pesci

- Jumps from the couch as soon as he hears the door. His eyes move frantically over your figure, noticing your weary expression and the damage to your clothes, and become a stuttering mess.

"You... look like a mess." He says, hesitantly and timid for stating this. "D-did you have a difficult mission?". He's so worried that you'll have to calm him down first.

- After calming down, Pesci gets determined to make you feel better. He provides your favorite snacks, favorite movies, and basically, anything you want. On this occasion, you notice how attentive he is always to your preferences. He waits for you to tell him what you need like a sweetheart that he is. He stays up all night with you until you finally start feeling better, no excuses.

- The next day, if his older brother comments on you and how the mission went, he won't hesitate to stand up and counter his older brother. This attitude is so rare from Pesci so it shocks both you and Prosciutto especially (he's secretly proud). Pesci won't let anyone talk badly about you because even when you were a mess, he admired you so much for going through it and handling it the way you did.

Ghiaccio

- While you are gone, he is not worried about you getting it done, he knows your strength but he feels worried to the point of anger that he's not there to fight next to you. He waits for you, tapping his leg, grunting as he looks at the clock. Of course, he will deny that he waited for you out of worry, he'll say that he just wanted to make sure you got it done. As you enter, he automatically stops moving and silently scans your body for injuries first.

"Cazzo..." He curses seeing how you are a mess. "You look like you went through hell and back."

- Seeing how you don't even have the energy to respond with a comeback, he sighs and shakes his head. Ghiaccio pulls you to the bathroom motivating you to at least take a shower to wash everything off you. He waits outside, secretly leaning against the door with his arms crossed at his chest and listening closely in case you collapse out of exhaustion. Once you're done he hands you one of his clean shirts because he refused to go to your room and search through your clothes. Whenever you thank him, he looks away and tells you not to mention it. Another thing you shouldn't mention is how soft he is in this situation.

- For him, the lack of your usual attitude and teasing way of being towards him, is the thing that scares him more than he thought at first. If that passionate flame of yours that frustrates him is gone, he gets uncomfortably worried for you. He knows that something is bad but he's more motivated to find a way to help you with it. Ghiaccio is extremely frustrated that he's not good with empathy and can't feel what you go through but he tries his best to understand. He starts asking details about the mission but don't take it the wrong way, he just wants to know more before deciding on the best way of action. If the mission didn't end well and you didn't get the target eliminated, the next morning, the target is found dead. Ghiaccio was busy after you fell asleep. He tells you to shut up about it and tell the others that you did it. He didn't want you to keep feeling bad in the morning when you had to report to Risotto. Plus, no one messes you up like that and sees the light of the next day with Ghiaccio.

(his ability is ice-based but he surely makes my heart melt)

Melone

- He stays up all night every time you're out on a mission alone and he's not even hiding it, it's a routine. You coming back to the base is the highlight of his night. As you enter, he instantly looks up from his computer and takes in the damage you sustained. He sighs seeing how worn out you looked.

"Oh, cara mia, you look terrible. Come here, let me take a look at you, and tell me where it hurts." He says sweetly.

He seems calm and laid back but inside, he is so damn worried because he has never seen you so drained before. He doesn't know what to do in this situation so he initially analyzes and tries to guess your needs. Distractions? Silence? Rest? Shower? Intimacy with him? No, cut that. At first, his mind seems to run on algorithms like his Stand. However, he starts to understand that for you, it's better to go with the flow.

- It's easy to open up to him because of his affection and you'll be surprised by how much of a great listener he is. Melone uses this even during missions as an advantage but not with you. With you, he listens because he wants just to know how you feel. He won't give you advice, won't criticize your strategy of choice regarding that mission, won't encourage you. He'll just listen, tell you that it's important to recover first, and caress your cheek.

- Melone waits to see what you need at that particular moment. But, just so you know, he has everything prepared just in case and he won't say a thing. In the morning, there might be someone else asking why the hell is the bathtub full (he ran a bath just in case but you didn't feel like it and of course, he forgot about it). Melone is there to simply spoil you and make you feel that he will always have your back.

Formaggio

- As soon as you enter, no matter in what state you're in, he immediately gets up with open arms.

"Still looking good, gattina!" He welcomes you and already tries to lighten the mood. However, he hugs you tightly and runs a hand through your hair. You can feel and hear him sigh deeply. "What did you get into?" He whispers in a gentle tone.

He pulls you to the couch and has in plan to hold you tight the whole rest of the night, waiting for you to open up about it. He provides the warmest embrace.

- He needs to see a smile, even a faint one to be sure that you'll be alright. He works hard for it. He tries joking around but it's not working. Has the idea to put on an entertaining movie but you're too tired. Tells you some things that happened while you were gone but you don't seem to listen. After all those attempts, Formaggio naturally resorts to telling you how he felt on his first missions ever when he was a total mess while holding you and untangling your hair. Is surprised to see that you slowly opened up about it after he was the one to do it first without it even being his intention.

- He won't let the others tease you about it the next day if details were heard or if they saw you in that state. If they do that, they will see another side of Formaggio, a side that makes Risotto interfere before the conflict escalates. The others start to get how protective he is over you. As tense as he is from that heated moment, his expression changes immediately when he sees you, smiling warmly like nothing happened.

Illuso

- He welcomes you warmly with a smirk on his face, secretly excited that you're back. His smile drops gradually, seeing your loss of reaction to seeing him, looking rather out of it and lost. He understands right away what's wrong as he looks at you from head to toe. He walks over to you and grabs your wrist to guide you to the bathroom. He does this without any words, not being sure of what you want to hear.

- In the bathroom, he gets the water running at the sink and you get his idea. However, Illuso stands behind you and grabs your hands in his large ones. He washes the dried blood off your hands with gentle moves. He knows that the intimacy of this gesture will keep your mind off the mission.

- He thinks some praise can always help and that's what he gives you. He leans down and puts his chin on your shoulder as his hands slide over yours and starts whispering praise close to your ear.

"There, there...you did a good job. You held your ground out there, and you came back in one piece. You gotta have some skill for that, you know."

He tells you and watches your expression in the mirror from above the sink to see if it's working. He didn't feel worried for your state even when seeing you come back like that after the mission. Illuso knows that you're strong enough and you'll recover, you also got him and won't need to go through it alone. This and especially because what he felt was deep relief because you came back after all, alive. His worry was alive only for before he heard the door and your footsteps.

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~☆My General La Squadra Headcanons☆~

Part 1

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Ft: Risotto, Prosciutto, Pesci, Formaggio ~♡

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Risotto nero

◇ Other than Metallica, his favorite bands include Pierce The Veil, Iron Maiden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Guns N Roses and Linkin Park.

◇ Despite what most people like to think about his personality outside of Passione, especially when it comes to strangers, he is surprisingly very tame. Although he is a very strict and often violent man, it's only with his enemies. As shown in the Doppio fight, he likes to take his time to analyze things; he's patient.

◇ With strangers, he has a more wholesome side. He sometimes gets nervous, dare i say shy when talking to either elderly people or women, mostly his age or of single digit age.

◇He fears he might end up scaring everyone away, sometimes. It's not everyday you see a 6'7 beast with black scleras and fiery red eyes. He tries his best to make his testosterone drowned voice less intimidating, often making his voice small.

"T-that'll be it, ma'am, thank you," He murmurs to the cashier, his back arched so he meets her level. Safe to say his face is red.

(90% of Jojo fans migrated from the Arcana Fandom so i hope you understand what im saying when i tell you to compare him a bit to Muriel)

◇ I don't care what anyone says, he is a huge sweet tooth. I'm sorry I'm stupid and I have a huge soft spot for gentle giants who love sweets and are a literal marshmallow deep down.

◇ Amazing father figure.

Prosciutto

♧ 28 years old.

♧ He is just as disappointment-filling as the Fandom portrays him to be.

♧ favorite bands include Red Hot Chili Peppers, Judas Priest, Kiss, and shamefully, Destiny's Child. He doesn't tell anyone about the last one, but he knows he memorizes 'Bills,Bills,Bills' like his own name and will accidentally hum it when it plays.

♧ However let's give him a little bit of credit. He's not cold with everybody, and most definitely not Pesci. Actually, if he ever was cold, it'd be 10x worse than we think.

♧ Deep down, he has a soft spot for everyone in the team. Especially since, unlike Pesci, as much as he's trying to be, are more stable and mature, they meet up to his 'qualifications' of good company. They don't cause him any trouble most of the time, grâce à two certain members of the hitman team.

♧ Is secretly lactose intolerant, but instead of actually admitting it, he comically dumps that personal hatred onto Pesci.

♧ Despite popular belief, he does not smoke. Cmon. When was the last time you saw a panel of him actually smoking? Is it for the old man aesthetic?🤨 In fact, he hates it. Will start a fight if someone puffs the smoke in his face.

♧ Outside of uniform, he dresses up semi-formal and often has a sweater around in case it got chilly. He owns a ton of Doc Martens and the velvet boots with that ugly mustard color.

♧ His favorite foods are savory ones. Enjoys salmon and steak greatly. Make them for him and you might just win his heart (that's a joke, no you won't)

Pesci

♤ 26 years old.

♤ No, he and Pros are not related.

♤ He has caffeine intolerance, but doesn't know it yet. Despite him knowing it makes his stomach upset, it never bothered him enough to actually ask about it, so he just ends up blaming himself for being too weak.

♤ His favorite bands are The Scorpions, Backstreet Boys, Elvis Presley and a few songs of Paul Ankha.

♤ Is best friends with bugs. He's tried to convince the team to help him make a terrarium for the ones he caught, but Formaggio saw a cicada on the floor and immediately booked it. Or...came back and killed the cicada, in a better sense.

♤ Over the course of later years, he's become more hostile and confident. Though, he still has trouble getting out of situations like having to be in charge of a certain job while the actual worker leaves to do something.

♤ Prefers soft foods. Is really fond of native dishes from a round the world, and enjoys going to diverse restaurants everytime he eats out.

♤ If DP didn't decide to do Pesci so wrong with that shit voice, I'd headcanon his voice to be that of Silco from Arcane.

♤ Style is very casual, he likes to match pinks and greens on smaller articles of clothing a lot.

♤ Owns about 100 Converses and a singular pair of winter boots he's had ever since entering the team.

Formaggio

☆ 24 years old.

☆ He's the Mista of the team. Very clearly. Very good looking, a definite ladies man but absolutely fucking dumb.

☆ His hair is a buzzcut. He's ginger and has freckles and moles everywhere on his body, all over his back, arms, legs , even his-

☆ His favorite musicians are Shakira, Black eyes Peas, Michael Jackson and Kiss. Very chill about his music, and cares more about vibes and being able to sing along easily than just the lyrics.

☆ Has a lowkey decent voice when he hums to his favorite song. Accidentally hit that one high note in Celine Dion's song at 7 am when getting ready, and it was the only clean note throughout his entire screaming session. He still got his ass beaten by Prosciutto.

☆ His style is FRESH fresh. Wears a lot of bracelets, has so many piercings including above his eyebrows. He's a big fan of subtle body modification. He wears anything and everything. Hawaiian shirts and baggy pants, short tees that he styles as crop tops with puffer jackets over them. He's really a vibe, has the best style out of everyone in the team.

☆ Loves anything sour. Will eat a lemon whole when he gets the chance.

☆ Very boyfriend material, he's very hyperactive but chill, shows a sense of responsibility with how he's taking care of his beloved cat, and is overall just a score to pull. Look at him he's so handsome ♡

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~☆My General La Squadra Headcanons☆~

Part 2

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ft. Melone, Ghiaccio, Illuso~♡

part 1 already posted!☆

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Melone

♡ 22 years old.

♡ Natural blonde. He dyed his hair because he got bored of its unnecessarily pale color. At first he wanted red, but when he saw the unique purple of the conditioner next to the shade of his face, he immediately changed his mind.

♡ No, he is NOT hupersexual, and I've had enough of people thinking he is. Do your research before diagnosing a character with something so severe.

♡ What his 'hypersexuality' actually is, is literally just the effects of having a fetish. I would know. Plus it's very obvious from the anime/manga anyways. I can explain the difference in another post if you want me to. I'd be happy to inform you guys :)

♡ he is, however, a big fan of seuxual humor (same lmao)

♡ His favorite bands are Mindless Self Indulgence, Pink Pantheress, Lady GaGa (his absolute idol), Jason Derulo and 100% unironically, too.

♡ His style is very androgynous. As clear from his uniform, he likes to show his torso quite a bit. NO IT'S NOT CAUSE HE'S GAY. It's just a style he feels comfortable in. It has nothing to do with impressing strangers or team members lest he'd not have any time for mafia work. Again i can make an analysis on him some other time.

♡ Avid city boy!! Lives for the crowds and large friend groups. Needless to say, he's the happiest when in a bar with the team playing poker and cracking up jokes.

♡ Actually the most genuinely, wholesomely affectionate one.

♡ His favorite foods are contradictory in texture. He loves chewy with crunchy, like rice with almonds, liquid with solid like tomato soup and baked bread...etc

♡ He's actually very self conscious when it comes to his love life because it's very rare you find someone with very odd fetishes like him. Plus, he's very awkward overall. His posture says enough (i love his posture though its so endearing 🥺)

♡ It's not that he needs to live up to his queer identity of a twink androgynous male, even though he's nailing it, it's just that his metabolism is unbelievably high. He's tried everything, believe me.

♡ Like Risotto, he's a very good father figure.

Ghiaccio

☆ 22 years old. Him being the same age as Melone is one of the main reasons they're so close. The second is that they're both the youngest members of the team.

☆ His favorite bands are Arctic Monkeys, The neighborhood, a few songs from Gorillaz, and his second favorite song from The White Album is Oobla-di! (I actually was so happy to find out he loves the Beatles ajebnsnss)

☆ Was a figure skater in the works for quite a big portion of his life, but then he was put on the Olympics and found he greatly enjoys the competitive feel. He has 12 trophies and 20 medals from many competitions he's joined since he was 9.

☆ His style is mostly casual, but definitely not bland. His favorite articles of clothing are his abundance of black high-necks. He likes to wear fake piercings and a few rings if he's trying to spazz himself up a bit.

☆ His favorite foods are soft foods. He likes anything that can be eaten with his hands, or won't be a hassle to take along with him if he's in a rush. He also loves cold drinks and flavored teas a lot (he even buys them in winter)

☆ Cannot survive summer. Sunburns EVERYWHERE. He has a huge stash of sunscreens of different spf for different settings too. His skin is so sensitive, it gets ashy by the end of of day.

☆ Is never cold, and because of his stand, he doesn't get sick...often. When he does however, it's usually seasonal fever. It's the biggest downside of having his stand.

☆ Risotto helps him get better

☆ He's actually very soft-hearted despite his anger-driven bursts. When he's with the people he trusts the most (especially Melone) he's extremely tame, in behaviour and speech. He doesn't swear as much, and the team appreciates those days a lot. But hell if they'll ever let a day pass without Ghiaccio screaming at them. It's not him!

☆ Has ended up asleep on his teammates laps on so many occasions. Especially after a long mission. He uses up a pity-provoking amount of bodily and spiritual energy that by the end of the day he'd just want to flunk on the neatest surface and catch a few Zs. Of course, seeing as this is a wonderful opportunity for his team to finally see him calm, they tease him to the max!

Illuso

♧ 27 years old.

♧ Don't ask him for his hair routine. He doesn't know. He boasts about its natural perfection so much too-

♧ Curses his height sometimes. It prevents him from gaining a proper amount of muscle, but of course as his body works, he can't really do anything about it. This is mostly he wears his padded outfit, to appear more large. Be does appreciate the broadness of his shoulders though.

☆ His favorite musicians are Prince, Bruno Mars, Elvis and The Weather Girls. He relates to all of them in terms of self-worth.

☆ Too bad he sucks ass at self-care though.

☆ He eats the unhealthiest junk ever. His favorite fast food chain is Subways (you are what you eat ig but that's a topic for later) He also drinks a lot of soda. It's a miracle he hasn't developed osteoporosis by now.

☆ His style is as funky as Formaggio,almost the same thing too. He lives for black cargo pants and chains, but he's very big on all-black clothes that include long coats. It compliments his lanky figure. Loves to match everything with Demonias or Doc Martens. Has a large selection of rings, fake piercings and hand chains. Very show-offy.

☆ Surprisingly the most blasphemous person in the gang. Yes, even more than Melone. Despite Melone being shameless of his peculiar likings, he'd never be immature enough to speak about it out loud, unlike Illuso. He says things like "that's his steaming hot cum sock" to Prosciutto when he asks about someone's discarded clothes.

☆ The shittiest person ever don't talk to him. 💀

Hey!!! I haven't posted in a while since i was waiting for the exam results (in case I had to redo one of them luckily I don't hehe)

but anyways my ask box is open so hand me your requests now