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"Um dia, o seu castelo desmoronou-se e com ele toda a sua vida. A princesa teve de reconstruir tudo. Pedrinha por pedrinha. Tijolo por tijolo. Ilusão por ilusão. Porém, ao abrir uma nova janela, ela viu que não tinha sobrado nenhum sonho. Apenas a realidade. Que ela percebeu que poderia ser ainda melhor..."
Paula Pimenta, "Cinderela Pop" (Princesas Modernas #1)
Assɪɴᴀᴅᴏ: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 𝐿𝓊𝓏 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
Minha Princesa da China, minha gueixa mais linda, a garota mais falante, mais esperta, mais sapeca, mais carinhosa, mais fofa, mais perfeita completa mais um ano de vida. Tio Luís te ama tanto Bia. Feliz aniversário🎈 #Cute #Bday #HappyBirthday #love #princesa #PrincessOfChine #perfect #linda #kiss #baby #ILoveYou #pic #cool #good #instampic #instagood #Instagram
Oinn Td bem gravidinhas? rs Espero que sim. Bom, já esta com um tempo, um bom tempo por sinal.. rs Que estou querendo dividir com vocês esse momento que por mim foi muiitoo sonhado. ^^ ( apesar de eu não planejar nada para agora, só lá pros 29 ou 30 aninhos, só depois que eu estruturasse minha vida um pouco mais. rs) Mas Deus me surpreendeu bem antes, e quando eu menos esperava. rs (Aah, mais que Surpresa Maravilhosa meu Deus! ) Apesar de eu ficar um tanto assustada, com medo, Amando e com uma mistura louca de sentimentos e emoções. ... E hj, não me vejo mas sem esse serzinho, não vejo mais minha vida sem essa Princesa Linda de Mamãe. rs Que louco não! rs Nossa já Amo tanto tudo isso, já Amo minha Princesa e não vejo mais minha vida sem ela, mesmo apesar de não ter visto seu rostinho ainda, mas já sonhei. rs E acho que vai ser a cara do Pai. rs Estou Amando cada detalhe dessa tão sonhada Maternidade, e tudo que me parece um risco ficar sem ela me deixa louca, sem chão. ( Deus por tudo que há de mais sagrado, proteja minha bebezinha, fazeis Senhor com que ela consiga esperar até o nono mês de gravidez e trás ela para nós cheia, repleta de saúde. Amém! ^^ ) Então, como falei já esta com um bom tempo que estou querendo compartilhar com vocês ai do outro lado esse momento único que é o de ser Mãe, essa nova experiência em minha vida. Mas acabei relaxando, fui deixando o tempo passar e para completar meu cel não ajuda em nada. por tanto acabei não fazendo o que queria desde o inicio. (...) Estou com vinte e cinco semanas de gestação, para alguns talvez já seja um pouco tarde para começar. Mas para mim nem tanto. rs Daqui em diante vou tentar registrar muito mais minha Gravidez, meu momento, nosso momento.. Vou tentar desfrutar e compartilhar com vcs essa Maravilha que é ser Mãe. E gostaria de compartilhar sentimentos, medos, duvidas, sonhos e essa mistura louca de emoções que sentimos com esse momento. _By Day, mamãe da Princesa Maria Alice. Bjocas nas barriguinhas :* #MamaeDePrimeiraViajem #MamaeDaAlice #TemPapaisAnciosos #MamaeDoAno #2017 #AnoDeMuitasBençaos #ComeçamosBem rs #Princesa ❤👪👶👑🍀
O encantamento não está no príncipe. O encantamento está nos olhos da princesa.
Pedro Bial
Can i request giving la Squadra titty hugs? Like squishing them between them titties with fem reader if possible:D thank you in advance<3 not sure if requests are open so feel free to ignore this if not!
HCS-La Squadra receives the softest hugs from fem!reader
Awww~ They would feel so blessed! Just to have a more affectionate reaction from them I'm gonna say that fem!reader is a dear friend of the team who's visiting their headquarters!
TW: curses, blasphemy, r-slur, f-slur
Formaggio
It's morning in Naples and you were following a conference on the 'art of theft' in the gardens of Palazzo Venezia, you happened to find yourself in the proximity of Via Benedetto Croce. This seems like an excellent opportunity to try some Neapolitan pastries, just to get a safe ride to the third circle of hell. Entering a bar called "'O Baret", you get in line at the cash register and suddenly your eyes spot a very familiar figure. Waiting in the queue, you see Formaggio talking on his cell phone. By observing his rather irritated and displeased expression, you're sure there's Ghiaccio shouting or Prosciutto preaching on the other side of the line.
At some point, the man notices you and his face instantly lights up. Without a second thought, he quickly hangs up the phone and walks towards you with his arms wide open, preparing for the softest hug of his life.
" 'A BONAA! "
" You sexy bitch!"
He seems ecstatic to see you. You haven't seen each other in so long that it doesn't seem real to him that you're there. Without waiting any longer, he runs up to you to give you a hug. When he picks you up off the ground, his face "accidentally" collides with your soft chest. Formaggio hugs you tightly, humming something unintelligible.
He lost his place in the line, but it was worth it. As soon as he feels he has pressed his face quite well against your boops, he releases you from his embrace and without any shame left in his body as He exclaims:
"CIAI DU' ZINNE TARMENTE GROSSE CHE SI TE FERMA 'A POLIZIA TE CHIEDE ER PORTO D'ARMI"
which can roughly be translated with:
(YOU HAVE SUCH BIG BOOPS THAT IF THE POLICE PULLS YOU OVER, THEY'LL ASK YOU FOR A WEAPON LICENSE)
After the kisses and hugs, Formaggio invites you to have breakfast with the others. He had come to that bakery just to buy something sweet to eat for breakfast. Of course, He wants you to join them.
"Insisto, agli altri farà piacere rivederti. Se è Melone che ti spaventa, ci penso io a tenertelo lontano. Nun ciai d'avè paura"
(I insist, the others will be glad to see you again. If you are scared because of Melone, I'll keep him away from you.)
After buying some croissants full of pistacchio's cream and some cannoli for you and the gang, Formaggio takes you to the headquarters in Vico Pallonetto Santa Chiara 8.
With no hesitation, Formaggio opens the door of the base and as soon as he enters, he immediately calls the attention of his teammates.
"Bella Chicchiii, venite a vedere chi v'ho portatooo"
(Sup losers! Check out who I found near Piazza Venezia!)
Formaggio leads the way to the kitchen, and the first person you notice is Pesci, busy filling a huge moka with tap water. The young man immediately greets you with a sincere smile.
"Oddio Zia, Non ti aspettavo! FRAAA' Vieni a vedere chi c'è!"
(Omg sis! I didn't know you were coming! FRAAA' Come and see who's here!)
Pesci leaves the moka near the sink and sprints upstairs to call Prosciutto and the others. The second person you notice is the infamous Melone.
Melone
Melone has been awake for less than 1 hour, and he's already working on his computer. You see him rocking on the leg of his chair as he sits at the breakfast table, laptop on his right thigh, while his left knee is pushing on the table's edge. His usual purple mask is now between his teeth. He's also wearing normal clothes, how bizarre. The man looks up with an extremely indifferent expression. Who knows why Formaggio is shouting so much... And then he sees you cross the threshold, and his turquoise eyes light up. He quickly fixes his purple mask, putting it back in place
"DI MOLTO! Boia deh bimba, non pensavo che ti avrei rivisto presto! Se l'avessi saputo, avrei prenotato in un ristorante carino!"
(DI MOLTO! I didn't think I'd see you again so soon, baby girl! If I had known, I would have made a reservation at a nice restaurant!)
Immediately, he rocks back in his chair and puts his PC on the table, so he can finally stand up.
"Ao trattala bene, è un'ospite, non la mammina der tuo babycoso"
(Hey. Keep your baby Face kinks in check, she's a guest)
Formaggio says, as he sees him approaching you. Melone has always had a thing for you, your curves scream "mommy" loud and clear. After literally undressing you with his eyes, Melone lowers himself to greet you with two kisses on your cheeks. Your scent is intoxicating. With almost childlike ease and sweetness, you see Melone lower his head and press it against your chest to hug you and then whispers:
"Di molto~ le botte che ti darei..."
(Di molto~ I wanna be inside you so bad...)
Formaggio pretends not to hear and places the croissants on the table.
"Aggio capito, metto su il caffè..."
(...I'll make coffe,got it.)
"Ohi Melone..."
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio just entered the room, holding the mail. Not a good sign.
"Oh ma che è sta roba..."
" The hell is this?"
Says Ghiaccio as he's waving a letter.
"Ohi Ohi...Sembrerebbe una multa, è per te,no?"
"Oh...Looks like a fine or maybe a speed ticket. What did you do this this time?"
Melone stops squeezing you like a hungry snake and turns to Ghiaccio who's tearing the envelope. Meanwhile, Formaggio takes the coffee powder off the shelf.
"Tasi. Sì,è una porcod*o di verbale...fammi vedere quanto- EHHH?! CENTOCINQUANTA MILA LIRE?!.
(Shut it. Yes. It's a fucking fine-WHAT?!?! 150,000 LIRAS?! )
Silence. Ghiaccio looks up. He's fuming.
" CENTO CINQUANTA MILA LIRE PER DIRMI CHE CIRCOLAVO IN AREA PEDONALE VIOLANDO 'U DIVIETU DI CIRCULAZIONEH' IN IN VARCO VIA BROMBEIS...."
(ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND LIRAS TO TELL ME THAT I WAS CIRCULATING IN THE PEDESTRIAN AREA VIOLATING 'THE DRIVING BAN' IN VIA BROMBEIS....)
"....DOVE CAZZO E’!? DOVE CAZZO E'?! VIA BOMBEI -BROMBEIS.. DOVE CAZZO E’? BENE! SE LA TROVO IO STA CAZZO DI VIA- PECCATO CHE NON CI SIA IL TASTO SU GOOGLE MAPS "FAI SALTARE TUTTA LA VIA-VI SCUOIO DIO MERDA!! VI SCUOIO D*O MERDA!!!! PORCO DIO!"
(...WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?! VIA BOMBEI -BROMBEIS… WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?FUCK IT! IF I FIND THE FUCKING STREET - TOO BAD THERE'S NO BUTTON ON GOOGLE MAPS "BLOW UP THE WHOLE STREET - YOU FUCKING 'TARDS, I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE! DIO MERDA!! I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!! PORCO DIO!).
The fine is shredded into many small pieces, and Ghiaccio is on the verge of freaking out. Luckily, Melone grabs him by the back of the head and pushes him into you, so he can sink his face against your breasts. He still keeps squealing as she squeezes you, but the softness of your chest acts as a pillow. Melone snickers and lets go of Ghiaccio's head, who finishes venting between your breasts until his face is completely red, and his red glasses fogged up.
"...E tu quando sei arrivata?"
(...And when did you get here?)
"Ma buongiorno ragazzina, che cosa ti porta qui?... Formaggio.Guarda che ti sta venendo su il caffè"
(Good morning little one, what brings you here?...Formaggio. The coffe is burning.)
Prosciutto has arrived. He's there for less than a second and has already started to berate one of his teammates.
"AH! Ciàrisemo..."
(AH!Not again!)
Exclaims Formaggio turning off the stove. Meanwhile, Prosciutto sits at the table, curiously scanning the croissants as Melone as casually rests his hands on your shoulders.
"Solo tu potevi bruciare il caffè"
(Of course it was You, Formaggio)
"Statte Zitto Omino Mishlen!"
(Shut up, Michelin man looking bitch!)
Also Illuso has finally decided to show up. He probably took so long because He was doing his skincare routine. Illuso quickly greets you with a nod and a wink, then He sits directly on the table, using the chair Melone left empty to rest his legs. To make himself room on the table, Illuso also pushes away the creepy computer and consequentially makes Melone go: "Maremma Maiala" as He readily leaves your shoulders to grab back his precious laptop.
Prosciutto and Illuso
Meanwhile, Porsciutto has already lit the first cigarette of the morning. He takes advantage of Melone having to detach himself to gesture you to sit on his lap.
"Hey bambina, vieni a dare un abbraccio al tuo papino, non ti fai vedere da un secolo"
(Hey kiddo, come give your daddy a hug, I haven't seen you in ages.)
Prosciutto signals you to get closer with one hand while holding the Marlboro with the other, so there's no risk you can get burned. After approaching him, You lean down slightly as he trails off two delicate kisses on your cheeks. Then unexpectedly, he drags you to himself with one arm, not even waiting for you to sit down. Prosciutto holds you tight, almost jealously. His face is buried against your breasts, and he is clearly enjoying the stay. The scent of your skin is probably his number one favorite, second only perhaps to cigarettes'.
"Brava la bimba di papà...ti faccio fare un tiro se vuoi"
(Good girl...you can take a drag from my cigarette if you want)
"Oi Vecio, smettila di correre dietro alle ragazzine!"
(Hey old man, stop chasing little girls!)
"Boia deh, non farla fumare. Fa male alla salute!"
(And don't make her smoke. It's bad for your health)
Ghiaccio and Melone growl while munching their croissant. Prosciutto silently stops hugging you and reaches for the ashtray while Formaggio prepares the coffee cups.
" Oh ma a lei non dispiace, vero? Coraggio, Vieni a salutare anche lo zietto Illuso"
(Oh but you don't mind, do you? Come on, come and say hello to your big uncle too.)
"Lulù, lasciala in pace che sei na' busta de fave. ao chicca, te lo metto lo zucchero ner caffè?"
(Stop bugging her, you agly ass. Hey baby, you want sugar in your coffee?)
Illuso immediately tries to imitate Prosciutto by sitting down and outstretching his hands in your direction. He quickly catches you and hugs you tightly. Illuso puts both hands on your back so he can press his own face into your chest even further. He's practically using you like the softest of pillows as he rudely counters to Formaggio:
(Parli tu Formaggio?non sai nemmeno fare un caffè decente.)
(You're the one who's talking, Formaggio? You can't even make proper coffee.)
"Ma ti se sbregà? È bruciato!"
(How could you be so dumb?it's burned!!)
Ghiaccio adds sniffing his own cup while Melone has already decided not even getting closer to the moka and has resumed working on his pc. On the other way, Prosciutto is using the coffee in his cup as a new ashtray. Before Formaggio can use the sugar bowl as a weapon, the front door opens and Risotto Nero makes his appearance.
Risotto
"picciotta! ma da quanto tempo che non ti vedo! Ti sei fatta grande!"
(Little one! It's been so long since we last saw you! Boy, have you grown up!)
He seems ecstatic to see you. The boss immediately goes to hijack you from Illuso's arms, lifting you into the air and getting you to his height. Finally, a worthy opponent.Someone with a chest as big as his. Risotto hugs you tightly and in an extremely loving way. He really missed you...especially your softness!
"Se non rimani anche per pranzo, mi offendo."
(Stay for lunch, You can't say "no" to me, I'll take that as an offense)
he says placing you down and flashing a shady smile...
"Dimmi picciotta, questi omini non si saranno mica approfittati di te e della tua gentilezza?"
(Now tell me little one, did these men take advantage of you and your kindness?)
...he says and then scans his teammates one by one with the coldest and most stoic expression he can muster. Suddenly they are all busy looking away. Melone has his face sunk into the computer, Ghiaccio is trying to reconstruct the letter he tore with some scotch tape, Iluso is looking at a stain on the ceiling, Formaggio is busy cleaning the moka and finally, Prosciutto has decided at this very moment to stand up and empty the ashtray.
"Capisco....Ti porto a prendere un caffè al bar, questa mattina qualcuno ha di nuovo fatto soffrire la moka"
"I see...let's go to a nice coffee shop, apparently someone burnt the coffee again this morning."
"Rido pe' nun pianne'..."
(I've tried my best,c'mun...)
Mumbles Formaggio as everyone eagerly stands up and follows the Capo to the exit.
do you have any unpopular la squadra opinions?
Unpopular opinions about La Squadra
~This is my time to shine~ thank you anon!I've got many!
Edit by @id39k on TikTok
There's no "I can fix them". These people don't want to be fixed. They don't feel the need.
No, Not even Risotto.
Risotto is calm and collected because he's in control.
He needs to be in control of any situation.
Some of his team mates heavily rely on him to balance their life. He is the compass of their lives.
However, his moral is more twisted than what it seems. He condones torture for a start.
Ghiaccio thinks that anger is the only emotion a man is free to show.
He's got baggage cause he bottles up any emotion he doesn't find useful or makes him look 'vulnerable'
That's why he explodes in those huge rage rants.
Ghiaccio would be afraid to open up to his partner. Melone is the only one who makes him feel comfortable in these matters.
Some of La squadra members are so scared to look inside themselves and find out they were rotten to begin with.
Illuso is afraid to find nothing but hate so he's a judgemental and hateful person by default.
He would blatantly belittle their partner just because he needs them to be with him.
He wants them to feel less and at the same time pity him.
Illuso doesn't like being responsible. It's always someone elses' fault.
Pesci is afraid not be enough because they always told him so.
That's why he always needs to prove himself to others.
Melone is probably the only one who accepted himself to the fullest.
He doesn't reprimand himself for his Flaws.
However, Melone lacks the inhibitors to understand that some behavior are not well accepted in today's society.
He just doesn't care. The rest of the team doesn't care either.
Prosciutto hides his emotions as much as Risotto.
The subtle difference is that he never learned to accept those emotions, even the "bad ones".
He feels the need to acts 'manly' and he's very mysoginistic.
"chi ci chiance?!" (Why are you crying?!).
Prosciutto beats his prostitutes for fun.
Formaggio is probably the worst member in the entire team to have as a partner.
Looks like the most normal person but He's the biggest hypocrite. He likes to gaslight his partner by deafult.
Together with Risotto, they both enjoy having control over others.
Non of them are suitable for a non-toxic romantic relationship. At least when I write them💕
-La Principessa della Squadra
Minha princesa chocolate para o grupo CDC (Character Design Challenge) desse mês! O tema era Candy People.
@.georgerussell63: P1!!!! You can win this thing 😂😂 YES TEAM!!
