Pesci - Tumblr Posts
Hello, mister Melone!!! Is there a way you could... Possibly... Tell us your opinions about everyone else in La Squadra?! Maybe even some experiences together...?!
Mister? Well gosh, that makes me feel so old! You can just call me Melone honey. Of course I’ll tell you about all my opinions!
For the big man Risotto Nero. To be honest, I thought he was in his early 30’s judging by his grey hair. While he just looked at me in silence, I’ve come to realize that maybeee it wasn’t a good idea to bring that up. Apart from that, I’d consider him to the father figure out of all 9 of us.
Sorbet and Gelato is that type of couple who doesn’t like being seen with us. Somehow they believe that they’re of a higher status, like the Kardashians… or Prosciutto whenever he see a new Gucci bag on display. Despite that, they’re very great when it comes to advice on relationships, or tips on how to cheat on assignments.
Formaggio is okay at times, but I’ll admit, I get scared whenever he brings home a new stray. I still get shivers from the night he brought home that snake he found. Didn’t come out my room for the whole day, and I actually had a legitimate reason!
Illuso.. great for hair tips! I’ve always wondered how he was able to get his hair so long. Slightly egotistical, but let’s be honest. We’re hitmen, we’re all a little bit egotistical in some shape or form. I do get annoyed when he peered through my mirror while I’m busy with my movie watching or… during my “research” time.
Prosciutto. Such a wine mom. Great for skin care tips, but between you and me, he and Risotto definitely have something going on. There’s no way he always ends up “losing” something in Risotto’s office. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Pesci. How I wish we could all help him boost his confidence. He has GREAT potential, especially with his stand Beach Boy. I always tell him to practice using his stand every now and then, just to see where it would be its strongest and its weakest.
And last, but certainly not least, my cru- I mean Ghiaccio! Okay so maybe it’s a secret that’s not so secret. I not exactly known for keeping my mouth shut when it comes to relationships. I loovveeee him. He’s such a nerd when it comes to language, and I always find myself getting lost in thought whenever he rants, soaking in every word that he says like I’m looking at a living dictionary. Or an audiobook of all the different ways you can curse in Italian. He’s sooooo… wait. What was I supposed to he doing again? I forgot.
Anyway, thank you so much for the ask! Feel free to ask us anymore if the time comes!
A bunch of babies!
This one adds on to the other "La Squadra" sketches I'm still working on, I planned to share them together but... I COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER TO POST THESE!!!
I was hit with some massive baby fever and so, I was inspired to create kid versions for every member of the Hitman Team, which I hope you'll enjoy!
(Not-so-fun fact: I made myself cry while drawing these!!!)
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What could she be working on next?!?!
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Finally, stuff I’d been trying.
I’ll attempt to use Washi Tape on my art frequently!
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I’ve been surprisingly busy lately, mind if I share a speedpaint with you?!?!
(I shared this one over at my Ghiaccio ask blog a fair time ago!)
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JoJo A6 Ministicker designs are done!! <3
- Bruno Gang - Assassin’s Squad - Elite Guard - Bruabba - Seccolata
The three team stickers are also gonna be available as flat colors!! I’ll see to it that I can add them to the online shop around October!
La Squadra and a friendly oblivious neighbor who cooks for them
We know that La Squadra doesn't have fair payment and with my previous thoughts about how much Risotto usually eats, they are probably struggling with food sometimes (Leader, your muscles need too much energy)
Living on energy drinks and instant noodles aren't good for you especially when you gotta go out and kill somebody.
Their base is in a cheaper part of the town and it's shady so no one really wants to be around there. They're mostly by themselves.
Until one day, they have a neighbor. They secretly check on the person to make sure they're not a threat.
They turn out to be a harmless civilian. So they leave them be and go on with their lives.
That is - when they smell freshly cooked food coming from the house, they have their attention. When was the last time they get to eat nice homemade food?
Formaggio shows up at the neighbour's door, acting like a good friendly neighbor all at once. He's pretty good with words and thinks he might get a bite or two. No harm getting to know them more huh?
The neighbour is more than willing to give him a big slice of pie. Formaggio swears he wants to kiss them.
Formaggio acts like a messenger for a while. The neighbor hasn't met all of them but learns that there are many men living in the house. So they give them more food.
If the neighbor can get pregnant, Melone will show up next to see if they can be his potential 'mother'
The neighbour is taken aback by how thin this guy looks and gives him lots and lots of foods.
The neighbor notice a lot of empty bottles of boozes outside their doors and start to feel concern.
One time, one of them is so drunk out of their mind. He gets a good chicken soup for their hungover.
Illuso likes to snoop around their house through the mirror world and steals a bite of foods before anyone else.
The neighbor feels a sense of safety when they meet Prosciutto. He seems like a well-respect reliable business man! Why is he here is beyond their understanding. But they are also here because of the cheap renting too.
They can cook traditional food that Prosciutto asks and he gives them gifts in return.
Pesci once met them on the street carrying bags of groceries. He helps them out and got sweets as a treat.
The neighbor has heard of angry shouting from the house for a while but is so surprised to see the voice owner. They imagine him with more... 'fiery look'
They call out for him and say they have something to give to them: it's a honey lemon😂😂 Ghiaccio is offended because he thinks they want him to quiet down or that his throat will be sore from shouting.
When they met the leader who thanks them personally for providing them delicious food, they gawk at the massive man for a long while and thought 'OMg Formaggio should have mention that he has a friend this big! A big man like this needs calories!'
La squadra notices that their portion of food is more than usual after that. They start to feel like they need to pay them. It's too much to ask for.
No one touches this neighbor or their heads will roll.
You can imagine it as shipping but I adore the idea of the neighbor being an old retired lady with a poor eyesight. She has cooked her whole life so it's muscle memory for her. She feels happy to be able to cook for these fine young men and cares for them like sons she never has.
La Squadra is now helping her with walking and even sometimes slip banknotes into her drawers. Not too much that she will notice.
Part 2?
Incorrect quotes with la squadra
not proof read or spell checked, we die like men
y/n:what time is it?
Formaggio:idk let me check ‘pickups trumpet and starts playing it”
Ghiaccio from upstairs: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 5 IN THE MORNING?!
Formaggio: it's 5 :)
Melone:you know that's gonna kill your guys eventually right?
Risotto puring another glass of whisky: that's the point
Prosciutto:we are trying to speed up the process
y/n:’nods while eating raw cookie dough’
Ghiaccio: Anyone wanna start a possibly friendship shattering fight?
Y/n: centaurs have six limbs meaning they are insects
Ghiaccio: i was joking but now you've crossed the line
risotto: Time for plan G.
prosciutto: Don’t you mean plan B?
risotto: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
prosciutto: What about plan D?
formaggio: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
prosciutto: What about plan E?
risotto: I’m hoping not to use it. y/n dies in planE.
ghiaccio: I like plan E.
*The squad right before y/n 's wedding*
risotto: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
prosciutto: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
pesci: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
illuso: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
melone, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
ghiachio:FUCK I HAVE A WEDDING I HAVE TO GET MARRIED AT
y/n: How many kids do you have?
melone: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
y/n: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
ghiaccio: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
illuso: What do you think y/n will do for a distraction?
formaggio: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
formaggio: ... or they could do that.
y/n: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
illuso: You were flirting with risotto.
y/n: So what? He's my partner.
illuso: You asked him if he was single.
y/n:
illuso: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
fun fact of the post: me and my friends dressed as the main vento aureo gang for the animation release
Long time no smell compadres. I've been blogging art on my Small Comic Tumblr. Also been streaming movies on Google Meet weekly for anyone interested.
Here's the direct link to join tonight @ 8:
https://meet.google.com/jcg-tbjk-qgo
Stay tuned for the late night after party.
𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐚 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐚 — 𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐢 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐫.
risotto - prosciutto - melone - formaggio - ghiaccio - illuso - pesci - bonus
genre: fluff.
warnings: swearing, and i think that's all.
requested: a lot actually!! so here it is hehe <3
requests here ˃ᴗ˂
a/n: best boy pesci!! i don't know about this one aaa is very hard for me to grasp pesci's personality sometimes idk </3
‘A Dark Survival Manga’
Drawn By: @Nakaetsu on Twitter [click]
Okay, just finished episode 25 and I put the wrong pieces together to make the right puzzle if that makes sense? I remembered that a few episodes ago I saw emo jester using screws or smth to stab a guy in the hand and then the eye. Then a couple of episodes later mathless was eating soup and the spoon disappeared for a bit right? So I message the gc and say 'omg does the emo jester have metal powers' and then I get a 'Wtf what episode are you on?!?!?' And I say ep 22 and they ask how I put that together so I said what I thought plus the fact that emo jester was the only member of the hitman team that team boob window 2 hadn't dealt with and then I got a 'lol that's not him' but then I asked if he had metal powers and I got confirmation. I also apparently figured out one of his special moves? And it has something to do with blood control. Keep in mid that I've seen about 5 minutes total of this dude and I've apparently figured this out. So I am certifiably a genius.
In other news, here are the next couple of nicknames:
18. Valentines day but yandere - Boss
19. Squidward - Squalo
20. Femboy - Tiziano
Trish's stand is fucking awesome and so is boob twink 1's. I will also begrudgingly admit that piss kink twink has a cool stand as well.
Last things: I am deeply in love with Buccerati, I'm annoyed at Swiss cheese for not going with everyone, mathless is my son, and pesci is baby.
At the behest of a few friends, I have started watching JJBA. I was told I am able to watch it whatever order I want, so I've started with part 5 and I am currently on episode 10. Here are my nicknames for these dudes so far with the actual character names courtesy of said friends:
1. Boob window twink 1 - Giorno
2. Boob window twink 2 - Buccerati
3. Piss kink twink - Abbacchio
4. American flag boi - Mista
5. Swiss cheese - Fugo
6. Mathless - Narancia
7. Yogurt cheese bowl - Fromaggio
8. Pickle Rick - Pesci
9. Mafia daddy - Prociutto
10. Mellon boy - Melone
11. Emo jester - Risotto
12. Devil fruit - Ghiacchio
13. Italian ice cream - Gelato
14. Rich people ice cream - Sorbet
15. Nylons - Trish
16. Pigtails - Illuso
17. Torao 2.0 - Jotaro
HO VISTO UN PESCESPADA Alzo gli occhi e lo avvisto, cosmopolita dei cieli caldi e temperati, con corpo lungo anche più di 4,5 m, privo di squame e di denti mascellari, caratterizzato da un prolungamento della mascella superiore in un rostro a forma di spada appiattita. #visionari #luglio #segnievidenti #dodicilettere #marketingterritoriale #lageografiadellenuvole #bassareggiana #estate #fotografia #istantanee #poesia #sogni #pesci #libertà #fantastico #blu #vivoreggioemilia #reggioemilia_super_pics #gazzetta_re #blucobalto #comeundisegno #fluttuantenelcielo (presso Guastalla, Italy) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQylgZQLzbH/?utm_medium=tumblr
Separating from their S/O
By: KRG on Pixiv [click]
PESCI APPRECIATION <3
He's literally the most powerful of them all, literally terrifying and almost indestructible. and Ghiaccio being his partner is great because of his critical thinking and planning under pressure. he'd help pesci plan out his moves. since Pesci's stand's effects are irreversible and unstoppable (cuz if he catches a target, they can't escape, the hook will just grab onto them tighter) Ghiaccio would tell him and where to aim his hook to not accidentally catch someone they don't want!
can’t not think about them working as a team rather than dying one by one :(
p.1 - Illuso is abs the best to watch over the target, or even get what Melone needs for his Babyface.
p.2 -Yeah, Littlefeet.
p.3 - Their stands are kinda TOO powerful for just killing people, they could literally solve every situations!
p.4 - (Just a result of being unable to think of other ways to use their stands.)
Twitter requests! I'll be tagging on my twitter post for those who requested. 😉💞
For those who follow me here: I try to interact/converse more on twitter, but tumblr is going to definitely stay as my sketch portfolio for now, so ALL my art is going to compile here until further notice! I don't actually post all my art on twitter since it's not conducive to organizing well lol. But I will still answer asks and comments here too, of course! Despite its flaws, I won't be leaving this platform anytime soon. :D