Scaramouche: I Could Easily Kill You

Scaramouche: I could easily kill you

(Y/N), who is just a regular human: Anybody could easily kill me, I’m weak as hell. You think you’re special? ~oooo look at me I could easily kill this person~ anybody with a weapon and the determination of a walnut could take me out

Scaramouche:

Young Lan Huan entertaining (babysitting) Yunmeng Jiang’s young master while their parents are in meeting

Wei Wuxian is the Most Character of all time cause it’s so solidly established from the very beginning of the narrative that he’s nothing short of a genius. Hes a master of the five arts. He ranks pretty high in the eligible young master list for a guy who isn’t even a sect heir. He’s also so acutely self-aware. Maybe even too much so. His hands are rated E for everyone and he always has a plan and he’s always two steps ahead. But then he’s also like I’m Straight and my need to be as physically close to LWJ as possible is simply a Part Of The Bit. I will rain praise on him to the point that it annoys people around me but I’m Straight Of Course. I’m gonna tell this waiter my name is Lan. Isn’t it so funny Lan Zhan it’s like I’m part of your clan like we are married! This sex I’m having with Lan Zhan is Platonic Sex which is a completely normal and real thing to happen by the way.

[1/?] Wukong smells like peach 🍑♥️

"survival comes first" are you just really SERIOUS

shen yuan type of gay who says its for survival/binghe's character development then getting fucked so bad and enjoys a lot it's not bcs of his gay really

Lord I just really need a spin off or an extra or something on NHS’s scheming days. The time between him realizing JGY killed Da Ge and the resurrection of WWX. But I know it’s gonna be super dark so to balance that out it should be shot like a reality tv show. Keeping Up With The Kardashians style you know? Every NHS confessional is him going “he’s the nastiest skankiest bitch in all of Cultivation World” about JGY. LXC doesn’t know why he’s sitting in a booth talking to a camera but the camera man seems nice and he doesn’t wanna be impolite and all his confessionals are like :) I don’t think Nie Huaisang :) has any bad feelings :) towards A-yao :) why would you ask? :) we are all :) best friends here :) immediate camera cut to NHS repeatedly stabbing a picture of JGY with his fan