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I think during the economic crash during his childhood they got drunk and killed themselves- my theory since there were a lot of financial struggles around his childhood early teens plus the snippet of him saying he refused to commit suicide after faroe because his parents had done it
guys do you think arthur's mom was a #winemom
I'm going to kill myself I wanna give blahaj a hug
reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ
ISNTHATJESUS????????IKNOWBROLIKEDGETTINGNAILEDBYBIGROMANMENBUTDAYUM
Got a bribe from an anon.
I always say that I will never do something like this ever again and I have shot my foot yet again...
The worst trauma comes from those who you love
Gay bri (so Ur gay cheese?)
oh yeah hello mutuals call me gabriel now because the damned anon made me start thinking. or gabe idc lol
........................ Baby maces
I'm losing my mind over newborn hedgehogs fucking look at them they're so creature
what the fuck. who allowed this
scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
I half expected him to admit to sucking Kayne off of something but he was just cackling like a toddler on fent
everyone is talking abt Arthur getting high on shrooms NO ONE IS TALKING ABT JOHN GETTING HIGH ON SHROOMS
I wanna be pink lemonade
if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke
Ah yes, apathy and autistic pessimism
“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend
Living the life (SWAP WITH ME YOU BRAUTIFOL HOREEEEEEEEEE)
Artist: Hannah Flowers
I'm ass hair! The only reason Arthur doesn't have chafe from the many eldritch monsters clapping his malnourished cheeks-
Malevolent special, but it's Arthur Lester's body parts giving an anatomy lesson
I'm going to kill myself (affectionate)
SPOILERS FOR LATEST EP OF MALEVOLENT
While listening to the latest ep with like ten other people on discord there were a few key moments (I was also high at the time, unbeknownst to them)
-we started chanting 'HARLAN' because we assumed the bastard (pos) went by beetle juice rules and we wanted to beat the shit out of him
-we started to chant 'SACRIFE' when the not-child came close to the scrawny twink and his eldritch twunk. As well as many comments about 'oarthour we believe in you, kill the child it isn't even yours!'
-half the time I was sobbing about how they're communicating but also know that Harlan (derogatory) will almost definitely not let that go on for long
-also did they ever pick up Yorick or did they leave him with Horig????? They need to take better care of their autistic son
Their first dance together and it was high on shrooms
I.
HAVE DRUGS.
IN.
ME.
Y'all with my mental health
With the way you guys are reacting to piss course... yall ain't gonna be handle the shitcourse.
🙂
can someone get Arthur Lester's tits off my posts
hehehehehehehehehdhegehehehhejskWoeufjaoei
the kellin/parker brainrot is so strong I spend every hour thinking of them.
THNAK HOU OH MY FICKONG GOD
I love agreeing with people
You know what I’m going to say it
Justice for yellow
I am a yellow apologist
I'm going to kill myself (not his cubicles and joystick)
I fucking can't
You know how Arthur was amnesiac for a bit? You know how he had no recollection of who he was?
... What if when he saved the baby, he remembered he had a daughter. He must have felt so happy.
... Then, on the boat after narrowly escaping from drowning, he remembered how she died.
That's why he said her fucking name istg he was reliving his guilt
You know how Arthur was amnesiac for a bit? You know how he had no recollection of who he was?
... What if when he saved the baby, he remembered he had a daughter. He must have felt so happy.
... Then, on the boat after narrowly escaping from drowning, he remembered how she died.
That's why he said her fucking name istg he was reliving his guilt