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HAPPYBIRDTHDQY JOHN DOE!!!!🔥🔥
Doodle for my beloved John Doe CAUSE ITS HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 💞‼️💥💞💥‼️💥💞
An old-ish storybook Jarthur thing I did
The OG King in Yellow design from Robert Chambers’ book has stupid little bells on his hood and I thought it would be funney if John had them too so I made a lil comic 😭
Jarthur ends up at the rainforest cafe
Images:
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g45963-d8457789-Reviews-Rainforest_Cafe-Las_Vegas_Nevada.html
we will commit wolf murder is THE jarthur song (it doesn't even have to be shippy. it's just such a good malevolent song)
Introducing a new game, is this fan art of Stanarrator or Jarthur
One of my favorite things about Arthur and John’s weird relationship is their refusal to properly delegate.
In quite literally every other shared-body story in the history of mankind, working together in tandem with each other would be one of the very first things attempted.
Sure we have “ORTHUR, Jesus Christ orthur they’re dead. They’re all dead. FUCK orthur, it’s Thomas the Tank Engine. He’s staring at you orthur. There’s blood everywhere- WE NEED TO GO-“ etc etc, but that doesn’t count. They fail every single Quick Time event that crosses their path because sometimes John will deliver information, sometimes Arthur will make an action, and neither will happen at the same time.
They both act like they’re just standing very close to one another. They have the problem solving capabilities of two people losing a three legged race.
They are tasked with minding a lighthouse flame upon pain of mysterious and creepy monster-death and god forbid BOTH of them pitch in at the same time. Could you imagine either of them being that reasonable? Their hearts would give out under the strain.
Instead tweedlestupid with one hand and zero eyes minds the light while tweedlestupider with one hand and two eyes dedicates every sense available to the crusade of maintaining their back and forth pre/post/current divorce level bitching.
But even before that, the way they chose to tackle the feat of driving was as insane as it was hilarious. That’s when I knew they were incurable morons and deserved to be stitched together on the celestial plane for the rest of their arcane lives.
Tldr: You could merge the consciousness of any other two souls on this planet together and get a more immediately capable pair. That’s how you know they’re soulmates.
This is so strangely beautiful. Wonderful work, OP.
Now that 44 is out here is this audio edit I worked really hard on please enjoy!
Ah yes. Juno Steel/Peter Nureyev and Arthur Lester/John Doe. My two favorite Eye/Web couples <3.
Eyes? On a boat? in the middle of a foggy sea? is that a magnu-
Listening to “Kandi” by One eskimO and having the most vivid thoughts about Arthur and John arguing over Oscar.
LISTEN- We got old men who have been dating each other for decades who get divorced over shit like one of them wearing weed socks to a formal event
V.S.
Two halves of one whole idiot who share a single braincell and toggle between “YOU’RE A PARASITE IN MY BODY” and “would you love me if I were a worm 🥺” about 3 times per episode.
Fellas, I dunno. I dunno.
DO NOT PICK BASED ON WHICH POD IS UR FAV OR WHICH CHARS ARE UR FAV, PICK ON WHO WENT TO DIVORCE COURT MORE OFTEN
this also doesnt have to be a romantic thing if u dont ship them, just play along
feel free to defend ur answer in a comment, reblog, or tags, theyre funny asl so far
Calling all Jarthur and Forgive and Forget fans to consider “The Summoning” by Sleep Token as John to his loves.
Like come ON!! Come onnnnnnn!!
ENOUGH OF MY RAMBLINGS I KNOW WHAT YALL ARE TRULY HERE FOR
Malevolent is a rom com (PART 28 SPOILERS)
I violently swing between shipping John and Arthur romantically or platonically
Here’s some art that leans to the former
My John design is very heavily inspired by @nauti-ca