Do You Have Any Other Headcanons?

Do you have any other headcanons?

I Have So Many

I usually forget them before I write them down though! :(

But!

Kenny is often teased for having longer hair. He likes it longer, and it's cheaper to just not cut it (or have Kevin cut it, which is why I also headcanon thar his hair is choppy/lopsided).

It starts to get on his nerves that the others won't let him be, and he does get a hair cut. And it is H o r r i b l e.

His hair is too short now, and it looks weird and n o t like Kenny. When the others realize he's cut it, they question him, "Why?" "You looked nice with longer hair," "Short hair just looks... wrong on you,"

Kenny realizes they weren't making fun of him liking his hair long. They were teasing him because they liked him with long hair... and they might be kind of crushing on him, and all of them are in denial.

Anyways, he weaponizes this in the future when his hair grows out again :3

The others dont even realize he has them wrapped around his little finger and Kenny loves it.

This is more of an au than a headcanon, but it's the one I've been thinking about most recently! I'll post more as I think of them, I'm so glad y'all are interested in my headcanons at all ; ^ ;

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Yes yes yes! After everyone sees Kyle giving Kenny bandaids they all join in. (Kyle isn't jealous. Nope, not at all. He's happy for Kenny, because he's finally not bleeding everywhere in constant pain..... Okay, yeah, he's jealous, he wants to Take Care of Kenny okay? Fuck off.)

Kenny headcanon:

bandaids addition

Everyone draws Kenny with bandaids and, honestly, I love it. It's aesthetically pleasing and it's like a reference to how the world is out to kill him.

But Kenny wouldn't use bandaids.

Bandaids cost money, that his family doesn't have.

If Kenny dies, he'd just come back. What's one little cut to an immortal?

Essentially, he views it as a huge waste of resources and time. Kenny isn't worth wasting bandaids on. The scars will fade when he's reborn again anyways.

To conclude: don't draw Kenny with bandaids, but old/open cuts because Kenny w o u l d n ' t treat his wounds.

I love Kenny's team. Do you have any ideas for Kyle or Cartman's teams?

Thank you!!! (And sorry for the late response! :'3)

I do have some ideas!!!! These aren't entirely set because I'm a little torn, but!!!

Cartman

Malamar

Snorlax

Oranguru

Guzzlord

Garbodor

Honedge

Kyle

Dragonite

Duosion

Slowking

Lucario

Kadabra

Ditto

(This is also what I have started for Ike, I don't think I wanna give him a full team since he's younger, but he IS smart so?)

Ike

Elgyem

Lapras

Metang

Gardevoir

Kenny headcanon:

bandaids addition

Everyone draws Kenny with bandaids and, honestly, I love it. It's aesthetically pleasing and it's like a reference to how the world is out to kill him.

But Kenny wouldn't use bandaids.

Bandaids cost money, that his family doesn't have.

If Kenny dies, he'd just come back. What's one little cut to an immortal?

Essentially, he views it as a huge waste of resources and time. Kenny isn't worth wasting bandaids on. The scars will fade when he's reborn again anyways.

To conclude: don't draw Kenny with bandaids, but old/open cuts because Kenny w o u l d n ' t treat his wounds.

I see your long-haired Kenny and raise u unfazed Butters. (Sorry, Bunny makes me soft). I can't imagine Butters teasing Kenny but he's so vocal about liking his hair and is just so innocently Butters that Kenny can't really utilise his long hair power over him. If anything Butters has Kenny wrapped around HIS finger with his genuine compliments and unprompted affection.

OH!!!! OH Y E S!

(I love Bunny too, you're okay!)

After he gets a short hair cut, Butters offers Kenny a wig.

Why? Because Butters admires Kenny, and how much courage it must take to walk around with such long hair, knowing he'll get bullied. (Butters is a little jealous, but mostly in awe.)

(Also, I imagine Butters would have one or two wings after the Marjorine debacle. Because then he can play dress up more accurately, but also he would be great at going undercover for dumb missions with Cartman. It would definitely happen.)

Anyways, Butters teaches Kenny how to properly put on a wig. They mess around with make up for a bit, starting out serious and slowly descending into drastically bright colors that make them look like idiots.

They giggle about it while they pick out nail polish, and Butters takes lots of pictures (that he promises to send to Kenny. Kenny decides not to mention he doesn't have a phone.)