Eric Cartman - Tumblr Posts
Old sketches I didn’t finish from the pirates episode!
rummaged around and found some scraps but half of it is just characters standing around + old whiteboard doodles
i like to think this is one of their first interactions
“He’s just 8” I have way to much time on my hands. It makes it more funnier that I just finished the Scott Tenorman must die ep.
Eric is my most favorite character from South Park because bro we the same, we act the same, were also bisexual, we have the same birth month(man is the 1st of July, mine is the 10th btw), and also trauma buddies😍
Why does Topher and his mom remind me of Eric Cartman and Liane Cartman😭
Like oml it popped in my head and now I can't unsee it.😰
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Tw: death threats
I hate the fact that I have to hide the fact I ship Cartters/Buttman, Kyman, (any ship with Cartman besides women and adults, not all of them tho), and other stuff (nothing triggering for me and shit and illegal), like isn't shipping supposed to be about having fun?
Not having to worthy about a certain amount of people thinking I'm a proshipper. Honestly, I don't care about proshippers or antis, just respect me and I'll do the same to you. Anyways, isn't it supposed to be about having fun? It's not fun if I have to hide my ships afraid of being called a proshipper and shit, hell, one person said "kys" to a person and I said that's not ok.
They decided to find my account on Tumblr, look through my AO3 account and then expose it out of context. All because I told them to not tell someone that.
It's stupid. Telling anyone that either way is horrible. It doesn't change anything, it doesn't do anything, and it doesn't help the situation. Also, people read the story when it says it's gonna be gross but people still read and complain. It's annoying and makes you look like an idiot.
I just had to get this off my chest cause it just pisses me off. I don't care if I get hate, I don't care anyways. I'm not hurting anyone by shipping these things, hell I don't ship anything that feels illegal or gross in my opinion.
Just leave me alone and others alone if they aren't bothering you. If you don't like their content but they're not breaking any of the rules, just block them and or the tags, it's so much easier and more nicer than causing more drama.
Thank you for reading.
Me staring at Eric Cartman as Topher Bus and vice versa art realizing what I've done:
He's in the basement, free him
Kyman Playlist I made
No Cartman my favourite
Kyle Broflovski
Maybe Stan he be good support plus it would stop Stan from taking his life .
Yes he is like in crack babys
Idk Stan overeacts emotionally Kyle over react with anger and so does Cartman I think Cartman.
Yes but it's overrated asf
Yes he was a good dad and husband then they made him homeless with nobody.
Yes he should OD
Hot take Stan even his future was shit
Well Stan is Craig Kenny is like Clyde or jimmy Kyle like Tolkien and Cartman like Clyde too .
Easy Nicole, Heidi and probably Bradley
Butters
Oh well season 20 , season 1 and season 15
Best 3 are season 6 , season 12 and season 22
Clyde x kenny , Stan x red , scott x Bebe , Craig x Cartman, Tolkien x Bradley and Butters x Wendy
Cartman the bull frog , Kyle a fox , Stan a dog , kenny a rat and Butters is a bunny
Butters milkshake, Cartman mountain dew , Stan vodka, Kyle water and Kenny beer
Yes I think he has his new partner good for him .
I ship kyman
Cartman business man , Kenny drug dealer , Kyle lawer and Stan a vet .
Like 100
Ike
Scott x Clyde Wendy x Kyle Cartman x kenny
Yes he bi curious
Heidi becomes lesbian after dating Cartman
Kenny is duh
Oh god that Keresley girl who drew Kyle as a female dog feeding her puppies. Worst fanfic a style 1
Nope we fresh
No no no
Aha this fandom
Stupid
I'm most like Stan
Probably Butters
Randy
In your dreams
South Park ask/do meme
These are weird, fun and tricky questions (for me at least)
1. Do you hate eric cartman?
2. Who is the (overall) smartest in stan’s group?
3. If any of the kids should be immortal and die all the time alongside kenny, who should it be? (who deserves it or who could support kenny, the choice is yours)
4. Is kyle a hypocrite?
5. Who overreactes the most?
6. Is creek really that great?
7. Do you have any sympathy for cartman?
8. Should Randy just die?
9. Who has the worst familly life out of all the main 4?
10. if you had to match each kid in craig’s gang with the kid that was the most like them in stan’s gang, who would be the most like who?
11. if you had to kill of 3 of any of the main (minimum importance level is Kevin Stoley or Red) kids, who would you murder?
12. Who deserves more love?
13. What are the 3 worst seasons of south park?
14. What are the 3 best seasons?
15. Name 6 ships that dont already exist (and should stay that way)
16. Match 5 characters with an animal
17. Match 5 characters with a type of drink
18. Has Mr. Garrison improved over the years?
19. What is your darkest south park related secret?
20. Name what jobs the main 4 will have when they grow up
21. On a scale of 1-100, how gay is south park?
22. Who is the cutest kid in south park?
23. Name your NOTP(s)
24. Is butters gay?
25. Write a headcanon for one of the girls
26. Who is the nicest in stan’s group?
27. What is the worst SP fan drawing/fic you have ever seen?
28. is the south park fandom expired?
29. should the south park fandom just end?
30. What do you hate more, this fandom or yourself?
31. Were the last three questions valid or stupid?
32. What SP character are you most like?
33. Which SP character would be your SBF?
34. Which SP character do you have a crush on?
35. Write a shitty poem about your favourite characer
I might write a fanfic about homeless cartman or a bendy one