Iionnwirro

iionnwirro

...thats kinda cool ngl, hold on-

IionnWirro

Yo thats epic

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

Looked at this and our brain immediately wwent 'OH ITS STEVE AND ALEX FROM MINECRAFT' istg Dont knwo what this is from but brain decided its funny minecraft people so uh yeah-

“When I saw her face I decided I wanted to live. I decided to live forever just in case she ever woke up.”

Well guess what babe, shes awake and ohohohoh she is angry. 

If you're trying to make your chest smaller: pushups

Srsly DO THEM. I never rlly did pushups ever cuz I couldn't even do ONE without wanting to cry. But I started doing 10 then 20 and I'm now up to 40 and my chest got smaller, now it happened so fast for me cuz I also increased my protein and I used to take birth control but I stopped cuz it was making my chest bigger and my weight started to drop rapidly, so it may not happen as quick for you but pushups do work, it builds muscle in your arms, shoulders, wrist, and chest and muscle can help reduce fat so the fat in your chest will reduce making it smaller and you'll get upper body strength too soooo bonus!

You're welcome children 😌

NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20 SOLDIER

My current plan to recover from my mental and emotional existence is to just go so deep into being insane that I'll come out sane on the other side. Being a chronic people pleaser plagued with impostor syndrome stretched me too thin, and that leash simply snapped and I am now a completely untethered, unapologetic vermin.

Fuck having impostor syndrome, if I'm not entitled to be here they should've barred the doors better. If I'm doing everything wrong because of imaginary rules that nobody told me about, that's their problem, you should have made your confusing system more idiot-proof.

I'm not here to please everyone and do everything right. I'm here to make bad art, chew on furniture, make people laugh, cook awful food and look at pretty landscapes, and piss off the people who don't want me to exist. If I have an unseen infinite debt somewhere that I can never pay back, I'm going to keep running that tab until I die. I'm alive purely because the universe is shit at pest control.

We'd better get some goddamn doot doots

Not just one

We want MULTIPLE

HAND EM OVER

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box