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task manager kill this man

What do they do with Able's dust after they kill him, do they sweep it up, vacuum it up, keep it or what happens to the thing?

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

@butchdykekondraki

jesus no

Things Dr Clef would tell new researchers Simulator

good lord this thing is useless

@stellyfins

New episode made me think of this

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

PO PI PO

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

@univestigator

PSA:

“Asexuality” is a sexual orientation describing little to no sexual attraction

“Ayyyyy, sexuality!” is a guy at a bar imitating Chandler from Friends while talking about sexuality

“Aye, sexuality,” is a pirate giving his kids ‘the talk’

learn and know the difference!

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THIS IS THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF THE SOUND???

If I have to suffer than so do you @univestigator @stellyfins @monigote001

I feel like Tumblr deserves to know this video exist.

LMAO??

I was thinking about dungeon based media and I made this alignment chart

i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

This is just [Insert scp 963 amulet holder of your choice here] from SCP

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job