Different Types Of Heats

Different Types of Heats

Different Types of Ruts

Warm Heats

Definition: Warm heats occur for many reasons. In some warm heats, the body is preparing for reproduction and is not quite ready. Alternatively warm heats occur to rest and recuperate the body after reproduction. Warm heats can only occur if an omega is in a safe situation. Warm heats typically last 2-4 days.

When: Warm heats frequently occur in omegas ages 14-16/17, pregnant omegas, the first couple heats after having a child, and in omegas age 40 and older.

How to handle: Lots of cuddles and time with loved ones, keep them hydrated and fed.

Symptoms: Hazy, cuddly, fever, drowsy, thirsty, produces a sweet, not seductive, scent, nesting

Sexual heats

Definition: Sexual heats occur when the body is ready for reproduction. Typically last 2-6 days.

When: Sexual heats are more reuccurent in omegas ages 17/18-40.

How to handle: Sex and knots. Keep them hydrated, but do not force them to eat. Most omegas will not eat willingly during sexual heats.

Symptoms: Hazy, fever, restless, produces slick, produces a seductive scent, lack of appetite, nesting

Dry heats

Definition: The body is not ready to reproduce or prepare for reproduction. Occurs when the omega is in a bad physical condition, mental state, or environment. Usually painful. Alters the body and shuts down all biological functions involved in reproduction. Not healthy. Dry heats can last anywhere from 2-7 days.

When: Omegas in unsafe environments. Examples: physical, mental, or emotional abuse, no pack bonds or mate, unfamiliar location, lots of stress or anxiety.

How to handle: Take the omega to a nest or den. Do not leave them alone. Keep them hydrated, fed, and maintain physical contact. If the dry heat worsens, take the omega to the nearest hospital.

Symptoms: Hazy, cramps, separation anxiety, headache, fearfulness, high emotions or extremely emotionless, distressed scent

Enid: You never crack any jokes, why's that?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Why was 10 afraid?

Enid: Because 7-8-9? Honestly, Wednesday, I've heard that one-

Wednesday: No, because it was in the middle of 9 11.

Enid: ..So that's why

Wednesday April 19.

today, nearly 2,000 years ago, someone in pompeii baked bread.

Ahh, picture it. The time, around 2,000 years ago—the place, Pompeii. Simpler, happier times in some ways; and for the ruthless power games, insatiable sexual appetites, wild ambition, and creative genius, less so in others. However, following yesterday's foray into pastries, and all things fluffy, warm, and flakey, it dawned on us that this day around 2,000 years ago a happy chappy somewhere in the city's magnificent walls got to work and made some bread. CIL vol. IV 8972: XIII K. Maias panem feci—which translates as: On April 19th I made bread. And we love that for you, even millennia later! So, one day after our sweet celebration, it's time to pay homage to pastries' savory counterparts by marking April 19 with #bread. And a happy 2,000th anniversary to whichever miscellaneous Pompeian who decided not simply to make bread, but to mark the occasion with graffiti. But how do we know this? Well, it is thanks to the enquiring minds as evident in this post from @todayiwrotenothing, and indeed this commemoration on Reddit. Every day is a school day over here on The Internet.

Today it comes in countless forms, shapes, and sizes: wholewheat, rye, sourdough, multigrain bread, baguette, ciabatta, pumpernickel, soda, focaccia, cornbread, bagel, flatbread, naan, brioche, challah, and, last but by no means least, the ever-trusty white bread. As you will shortly see in the following string of bready content, this is simple yet limitless food: it can be braided, made by illustrated cats, or indeed constructed in the shape of the dashboard's beloved, hapless vessel, the good ship Ever Given.

So here's to you, as-yet-unnamed Pompeian who not only makes the bread, but brags about it too. We think you would have enjoyed this one-day tribute to your escapades here with #bread. We shall submit a formal application to rename it Tumbread, in your honor. But that's still not all: rumor has it there is sister graffiti that reads "Olivia condita XVII Kalendas Novembres"—so come back on November 16th for preserved olives.

Wednesday and Enid robbing a bank:

Wednesday: Everyone get on the ground, hands on your heads! Don’t be stupid!

Enid: But slowly, we don’t want anyone to scrape their knees or throw out their backs.

Wednesday: What? No. Get on the fucking ground or I’ll shoot!

Enid: Stop yelling, you’re scaring them.

Wednesday: That’s the whole point, no?

Enid: Everyone is going to be fine! No need to worry, guys.

Wednesday: Bro, you’re ruining this.

Enid: ‘Bro’? Really? Was I your ‘bro’ last night, when I was knuckles deep in-

Wednesday: EY!

Enid: I’m just sayin-

Wednesday: You were the one suggesting this substitute for our names.

Enid: Oh, yeah, you’re right.

Wednesday: Let’s just go home. I don’t even want to do this anymore.

Enid: Oki. Everyone, thank you for your time, have a nice day.

Wednesday: You’re killing me.

Eugene: is there a word that is a mix of angry and sad?

Wednesday: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated..

Enid: smad

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