Update: I Watched One (1) Episode, Spent Way Too Long Thinking About How Much I Love One (1) Sir Theobald

update: I watched one (1) episode, spent way too long thinking about how much i love one (1) sir theobald gumbar, and then went to bed

hello i am making the decision to binge the rest of a crown of candy because i want to feel things. if you hear distant sobbing? probably just me. apologies in advance

i was going to say the boys fight with the elementals is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen but I just watched the scene where they’re all dancing together and I’m crying

sometimes i watch only the first four episodes of a crown of candy and pretend that everything is fine. it’s fine. nothing is wrong the tartguard are dancing again and it’s fine. 

I could use some 💪 luck

Gorthalax makes a special office in his villa. Originally it was just for the Gukgaks--a work space for Pok when he was on missions that brought him to the Bottomless Pit, a place for Riz and Fig to work on legal issues in Hell when they came by, a place for Sklonda to study for her law school exams. He would walk by and see the family all working together on their individual projects, desks covered in old coffee mugs and notes and family photos, and his heart was always so fond of this little family. And then one day there’s another desk n the office, and Sklonda is sat atop it and Pok is leaning against it and Riz is half-asleep in the large office chair (much larger than any of the other Goblin-sized furniture in the office). “Figured it was about time the family office got an update.” Sklonda smiles at him, and Pok isn’t looking at his wife but at Gorthalax, eyes full of the same love and admiration he never thought he’d see directed at him. “Fig said she’d just share a desk with you, but I think there’s room for one more. Maybe you and the kids can go pick one out the next time you’re in the Prime Material plane?” 

AU where we start with Cumulous as a visiting cousin of House Rocks where he travels with them for the majority of the journey, but dies in the fight at the Ice Cream Temple and THAT is where we meet Lapin for the first time. As an enemy of the Sugar Plum Fairy, whom she probably called as an ally to aid her against the group but turned on her, and also an enemy of the church but an inside man with a direct relationship to the Pontifex.