Reblog And Make A Wish!this Was Removed From Tumbrl Due To Violating One Or More Of Tumblrs Community

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

I once drank three tablespoons of straight fresh lemon juice no joke it was awesome and I want friggin lemon juice all the time but my family will judge me

I always eat the lemon slices at restaurants and get so much shit for it. lemons are fucking delicious I don’t give a fuck. I’ll eat a whole peeled lemon without stopping. I’m invincible. get this 100 notes I’ll eat a whole peeled lemon

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

I reread this like five times trying to understand it before realizing it was an officialunitedstates post...

sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes

When I first read this I thought it said homicidal and it was even worse because I laughed and found it vaguely relatable...

i’m a hormonal teenage girl who cried for twenty minutes when my noodles fell off my fork this morning

Reports are still coming in but here are the facts we’ve verified at FIJMU:

Welcome to Nightvale has cancelled.

The game room only has one video game system and one television.

The two are not connected.

Under 500 people showed up.

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