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HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS
“All my ex-girlfriends are Asian.”
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
For her full rant watch the video here.
childhood daemon headcanons
children asking their daemons to become very small, hiding them in their pockets, and trying to scare the other children by pretending they don’t have daemons at all
children and their daemons staying up reading far after their parents have put them to bed, their daemons becoming fireflies to light up the pages of their books
daemons playing “guess which animal I am,” asking their human to shut their eyes, turning into different animals, and having their human touch them and try to guess what animal they’ve become
nerdy children reading about an exotic animal and school, and asking their daemon to become that animal so they can study it better
kids and their daemons trying to scare each other, kids making crazy faces while their daemons transform into tarantulas and bats
children trick-or-treating with their daemons, making sure that the daemons form matches their costume perfectly
daemons turning in to fishes when their human counterparts don’t want to take a bath, trying to coax their humans into the water and show them that it isn’t scary
the daemons of children who don’t have coats and blankets turning into big bears to keep them warm in the winter
children taking care of their daemons. daemons taking care of their children.
Girls’ night, done right, is about female bonding. Really getting to know each other. Sharing problems, origin stories, secrets.
The moment we were all Linda
For my best friends birthday card.
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
This so important because it's true. And it needs to stop!
Watch: Michelle Obama’s speech on the Trump tapes should be required viewing for all Americans
Your fictional boyfriend
My Result: Tobias Eaton(89%)
(Divergent - Veronica Roth) Four is loyal and caring. Four is brave and protects the ones he love. He might not show his feelings to everyone, but he shows them to you.
Additional Results:
Tobias Eaton (89%)
Will Herondale (88%)
Patch Cipriano (82%)
Augustus Waters (78%)
Jace Herondale (77%)
Percy Jackson (70%)
Peeta Mellark (65%)
Newt (65%)
Jem Carstairs (57%)
Finnick Odair (47%)
Visit: Your fictional boyfriend
Once when I was in year 8 I had to write a summery of a book from this list and describe my favourite chapter but all the books looks so shit, they were quite literally the epitome of books chosen by school. So I looked up one on goodreads and copied and pasted the summery before looking up chapter summerys and writing some bullshit about character development. I got a grade effort 4 (the highest there is) and a reward point while my friend who wrote it all out herself and actually read the book got told not to base it off of book reviews online.
everybody needs Dave Franco admiring them on their blog
*sipping tea*
Saved her (hopefully)
I forbade my best friend from coming on here till after university. She sleeps full nights and is a sweet, innocent and kind person with love in her heart. I can't ruin that with the smut and fanfiction and basically tumblr.
When I first watched it (I have watched it a gazillion times) with my bff I started jumping up and down repeatedly hitting her arm in excitement when soap came on. Then hurricane came of and started singing along till she covered my mouth
Why Nerve is amazing
1.) it’s all about the dangers of anonymity on the Internet and how that leads to a feeling of invincibility and a disconnection from the repercussions of your actions
2.) the colors gradually become more neon and striking as the main character becomes more daring.
3.) THE! SOUNDTRACK!
We have my sisters dog round, right and she's kinda stupid. So me and my stepmum are watching nerve and we grace at the dog......she ate the tail of her toy!! Like wtf man, she got some of the stuffing as well so we had to pause the film, at a crucial moment, to stuff water down her throat.
Parents: go to bed at 10! Me: you can’t controlled me. Me: *in bed at 10* Me: *up till 5 In seret* Parents: why are you so tired all the time? Me: Nothing, no reason at all Me: *Runs away screaming* Me: they know nothing! Friend: uh…. Me: Nothing. *nod*
If you are having a medical, emotional, mental, or other crisis, please, please, please, do not go to a Tumblr askbox for help. Even the kindest, most knowledgable, most sympathetic blogger is not online 24/7 and may have a high ask volume, not to mention Tumblr's system is notoriously unreliable. If it's an emergency, DO NOT USE TUMBLR MESSAGES. Use a 24/7 hotline and/or your local emergency number. And never, ever, ever, ever, ever assume that your crisis didn't matter because a blogger didn't answer your ask. You ALWAYS matter. Tumblr doesn't always cooperate.
I want a 5 year old with a missing tooth to tell Wanda that she’s her favorite superhero when she is scared.
I so wish this to happen, I cannot describe how much!!
Nat. She speaks more languages.
Ok, for fic writing purposes, who do you think would be more likely to fluently speak Spanish, Clint or Natasha?