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*squeaks sadly*

I kidnap your tiny chthulu

[Uses rope to grab hold of cthulu]

Huh. I guess this did come in handy.

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

Thank for the tip! (I guess?)

Free music?

*He took the jellybeans and disappeared into Ford's pocket, purring as he munched away.*

I take your mini portal and throw it out the window, good luck with that

HOW DARE YOU! I’M THIS CLOSE TO SHOOTING YOU WITH MY GUN!

*He nodded before pointing at his mouth, still hungry and now energy drained*

I take your mini portal and throw it out the window, good luck with that

HOW DARE YOU! I’M THIS CLOSE TO SHOOTING YOU WITH MY GUN!

*Chlutu garggles sadly, feeling he made a mistake*

I take your mini portal and throw it out the window, good luck with that

HOW DARE YOU! I’M THIS CLOSE TO SHOOTING YOU WITH MY GUN!

@ford-between-dimensions

How much do you love me???!! (〃^ω^〃)

SO MUCH! WE'RE TOTAL BUDS, KID! 100%!

*it brings you to a parallel Earth where you and Bill didn't make the deal.*

I take your mini portal and throw it out the window, good luck with that

HOW DARE YOU! I’M THIS CLOSE TO SHOOTING YOU WITH MY GUN!

*He makes a portal, and a portal appeared in front of the car. He looks up at you expectantly.*

I take your mini portal and throw it out the window, good luck with that

HOW DARE YOU! I’M THIS CLOSE TO SHOOTING YOU WITH MY GUN!

*Chlutu looks at you, almost like it's asking if you need help.*

I take your mini portal and throw it out the window, good luck with that

HOW DARE YOU! I’M THIS CLOSE TO SHOOTING YOU WITH MY GUN!

*he growls before retreating back into Ford's pocket, pouting*

*Baby Chlutu begs for food before starting to snack on @ronishappy*

Don’t eat him! Get back in my pocket!

*He crawls over and rests on a rock before nodding.*

*Baby Chlutu appears in the lake, eating the giant tooth on the shore. He sees you and seems wary. How will you proceed?*

Oh, hello, little one! I won't hurt you. Can I draw you?..

*In Eldritch language: "Disappointment"*

*Baby Chlutu saw your divorced parents arguing. He comforts you.*

thanks..

*Baby Chlutu watches from Ford's pocket, his eyes judging Mave immensely*

oregon's next to california, yeah? i'm sure i can figure something out. get my memories in check, somehow...

anyways, ford and merkkuri eh? those are some nice names. as for me, you can call me mave. it's short for maverick, but i dont really fancy the lengthier name. at least i still remember that...

if y'all don't mind me asking, what brings you to oregon?

Well, it’s nice to meet you properly, Mave. We’re heading for a small town in the state called Gravity Falls. I’m not sure if you’ve heard of it. We’ve…got some business there. Meeting an old friend.

*Baby Chlutu gives you a disappointed look. He speaks in his Eldritch language,but you translate it as : "Let the kid finish crying first."*

I am the divorce lawyer.

-🐻

NUH UH

WE AIN'T GETTING A DIVORCE, GO SEE WHAT HEXAGON THINKS ABOUT IT AND YOU'LL KNOW WHY

hello i’ve seen that you comforted my brother while i was napping and unaware of the storm between our parents @fordpinesofficial and @askbillchiper. Thank you :)

*Baby Chlutu gives what seems to be a smile and a nod.*

*he nods and gives you your favorite comfort food while glaring at @fordpinesofficial and @askbillchiper*

*Baby Chlutu saw your divorced parents arguing. He comforts you.*

thanks..

*He purrs, content with your fluffy hair*

(Communication and teleportation available)

[Defense and attack has increased!]

*Baby Chlutu appears and lands on your head* [Baby Chlutu added to your inventory]

As long as its portable

how’s your day going?

Thanks for asking! I've been doing well. What about you?

LET'S SHOW THE MYSTERY TWINS SOME LOVE ❤🌲🌠

I wish them the HAPPIEST of days and the TASTIEST of CAKES

Ash were so ready to leave this restaurant. Kyle was at it again. This time, he were Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast at this French bakery, buying macaroons.

Ash refused to looked at any other patron, too embarrassed to look at anything but their phone, pretending not to know Kyle. What made it worse was he was speaking Spanish as a French character.

When most people say their partner is their everything, they mean it metaphorically. You don’t. Your spouse is a near limitless shapeshifter who can turn into anything from household objects to immaterial concepts. You’ve had some pretty unique dates.

Nightmare Sans leaned back in his chair, asleep when he is awoken by a call. He smirked, picking up and speaking in a sarcastic tone, "Hello, valued customer. What seems to be the problem."

He chuckles when the person on the line replied. "Sorry, Linda. Our mixers can't help you make better lemon bars until you read the manual to figure out what's wrong." When he finished talking, he placed the phone on the desk and let the negative feelings summer as he snacked on his chocolate.

You are an entity that feeds off all negative emotions, and so you did the only logical thing; you got a job at a call centre.

Squeak.

(This is my main account and a rp account where I mess with other accounts. I'M ALSO A MINOR. Gender fluid, but won't get offended if I get mid gendered. Mod is @kreativekass /ooc)

Don't forget the fluffy pillows :3

what would you do if I were in front of you right now (not tucked in) and I'm sleepy and laying down (I'm not tucked in) what would you do in that situation