Two 22 y/o gay models in love. One goofy, one off. Neither ever the same guy. Both always awash with heavenly bodies and handsome faces they can't see for themselves living in a world impossible for them to blend in. Find their misadventures here.
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Brad Thought About Getting Guards For His Nipples But He Was Nearly Certain They Only Bled If You Were
Brad thought about getting guards for his nipples but he was nearly certain they only bled if you were running in a marathon. That whole notion was just downright freaky.
Well, he’d ask Chris later just to be sure. Right now his ass was looking really hot.
It was then Brad realized between his fine ass and mirrored sunglasses, the two shirtless boys that bladed by not two minutes ago prolly didn’t see him wink.
Hmmmm… well. Notated for next time. Certainly, another round will come. That’s when Chris tapped Brad on the shoulder scaring the Bejesus out of him. Yikes!
Well, the hot boys may have skated by, but at the end of the day, the possession was over. Chris and Brad were both thankful for that.
Buh-bye Bejesus.
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