Basically My Oft-demented Headcanon Demanded That This Ultra-sexy Chris Evans Superhero Supergroup Should

Basically my oft-demented headcanon demanded that this ultra-sexy Chris Evans Superhero Supergroup should totally exist in this godforsaken planet. (from L-R) Name: Jonathan "Johnny" Storm Cinematic Origin: Fantastic Four (2005) Operative Position: Superhuman Offensive Expert Special Abilities: Spontaneous human combustion and thermodynamic flight Name: Nick Gant Cinematic Origin: Push (2009) Operative Position: Espionage And Tradecraft Consultant Special Abilities: Advanced telekenesis and stealth evasion Name: Steven "Steve" Rogers Cinematic Origin: Captain America, The First Avenger (2011) Operative Position: De Facto Team Leader Special Abilities: Enhanced human physical abilities and master of various martial arts styles Name: Jake Jensen Cinematic Origin: The Losers (2010) Operative Position: Cybernetics Specialist Special Abilities: Highly skilled computer hacker and communications expert Name: Curtis Everett Cinematic Origin: Snowpiercer (2014) Operative Position: Second-In-Command Special Abilities: Aggressive close-combat fighting styles and self-trained in surveillance, reconnaissance, and target acquisition skills.

The fabulous Miuccia Prada and her thoughts on fashion during her impossible conversation with Elsa Schiaparelli.

Ben Cohen a.k.a. my dream sports husband <3

Amazing "Snowpiercer" fan art from evankart featuring the Tail Section rebels: Curtis, Grey, Edgar, Namgoong Minsoo, and Yona.

This Is An Important Snowpiercer PSA

Okay, so let me settle this once and for all because it ticks me off so much when I go to the "Snowpiercer" tag on Tumblr and I read comments like THESE: "Oh, Snowpiercer is amazing but it was just basically The Hunger Games on a train..." OKAY CUNT, YOU WEREN'T PAYING FUCKING ATTENTION. For the record, the film is based on a series of FRENCH GRAPHIC NOVELS called "Le Transperceneige" conceived way back in 1982 and obviously PREDATING "The Hunger Games" which debuted in 2008, and even the acclaimed Japanese novel, "Battle Royale" in 1999, from which THG is often compared to and accused of being a total rip-off. So you ignorant fuckers better not make that damn comparison because basically "Snowpiercer" is the film that the "The Hunger Games" franchise WISHES it was, and it's all in just ONE SINGLE MOVIE. Now, I love the THG universe as much as the next Tribute, but let's not go as far to compare the world of Katniss Everdeen with the world of Curtis Everett, okay? They may be two reluctant protagonists fighting an oppressive regime of the privileged powers that be, but that is basically where their similarities end because they both have different character arcs that are unique to their respective worlds. Also, the Korean director who helmed "Snowpiercer" took the ENTIRE source material comprising THREE SEPARATE BOOKS and brilliantly compressed and distilled the themes and references of "Le Transperceneige" into just ONE FILM ADAPTATION that was carefully constructed with care and extreme attention to detail as opposed to hashing out several individual movies clearly generated simply for profit at the expense of thirsty niche audiences obsessed with a specific fictional universe (I'm side-eyeing you so hard, Twatlight). Furthermore, "Snowpiercer" features brilliant POC actors (Koreans Song Kang-Ho and Ko Ah-Sung and Academy-Award winner, Octavia Spencer) in major roles alongside their Caucasian counterparts, which (let's be fucking honest here) is a goddamn rarity in any given Hollywood blockbuster standalone film or ongoing franchise. So to recap: "Snowpiercer" is NOT "the Hunger Games on a train", okay?! It is an emotionally compromising masterpiece of a film based on a FRENCH graphic novel series directed by a KOREAN director and features a RACIALLY DIVERSE ensemble cast of actors and showcasing POST-APOCALYPTIC THEMES with a refreshing twist while providing biting social commentary at the same time. Haters gonna hate, but oh gee, look at all the fucks I give to your counterpoints. In the famous words of the deliciously despotic Minister Mason... This has been your friendly neighborhood Tumblr PSA regarding "Snowpiercer". Thank you for your time.

"Come away, O human child! To the waters and the wild With a faery, hand in hand. For the world's more full of weeping Than you can understand..." — "The Stolen Child" by William Butler Yeats +++

A roundup of cinematic locations in movies

Secret underground cave pool (127 Hours) Mystical fantasy circus tents (Cirque Du Soleil · Worlds Away) Neon blue skyline of Neo Seoul (Cloud Atlas) Subconscious winter beach in Montauk (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind) First-class outer space colony (Elysium) Phosphorescent night sea (Life Of Pi) Rocky cliffs of the Amami Islands (Memoirs Of A Geisha) Rolling hills of the southeastern French countryside (Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer) Maya Bay from light to dark (The Beach) Remote shorelines of the Florida Keys (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)