But I Mean Like... Youre Not Far From Thinking That This Can Be In Eurovision.

But I mean like... you’re not far from thinking that this can be in Eurovision.

Because you know for a FACT that whichever country puts out this performance (probably Spain because of Shakira and the fact that she’s married to a professional Spanish footballer), EVERYONE will be giving their DOUZE POINTS to the shirtless beefcake dancing glitter-covered tigers.

Okay, but real talk though after I saw “Zootopia”.

Gazelle’s shirtless and beefcake tiger backup dancers wearing those slashed-and-sequined leather shorts are probably the hottest animal dudes I’ve seen since Adult Simba from “The Lion King”. Like damn, they’re even serving some Blue Steel face and Magic Mike dance moves realness.

And this is coming from a guy who also has a massive crush on a SENTIENT ALIEN TREE from “Guardians of the Galaxy”.

Things I would have said to Officer Grizzoli (?) if I was that muzzled wolf being detained at ZPD Precinct 1:

"Oh, Officer Grizzoli! Is that your night stick, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Meowwww... You can lock me up in your litter box or handcuff me to your scratching post any time you want, Officer Grizzoli."

"I have the right to remain silent... Unless you want me to howl your name, Officer Grizzoli."

"Excuse me, Officer Grizzoli, but YOU should be the one under arrest for kidnapping my heart!"

"Anything I say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed, Officer Grizzoli."

"Listen, Officer Grizzoli, why don't we just go to my place for some little undercover work? If you know what I mean..."

"If being ridiculously hot was a crime, Officer Grizzoli, then you would be a goddamn criminal yourself!"

Nick Wilde + SCS (shades, coffee, and sass)

"Wouldst thou like to live deliciously...?" – Black Phillip

Thorki Modern!AU

"Thor... Where are you going?" Loki complained as he felt the mattress shift, his eyes and voice still heavy with sleep.

"Just gonna take a breather out in the garden, love." Thor assured Loki as he bent down to kiss his brother gently on the lips before entering the bathroom to brush his teeth.

"Hey, since you're up, would you mind going out to get some more chia seeds and almond milk at that organic food store we like? We're all fresh out." Loki murmured under the sheets before Thor could step out into their minimalist green space outside their bedroom.

Thor chuckled softly to himself as he checked his reflection in the bathroom mirror and assessing his long and golden dreadlocks which were wrapped into a thick and neat bundle. "Sure, Loki. Anything else you need?"

"Mmmm... Coffee and those whole wheat bagels too, please? From the usual place, of course."

"Anything for you, love."

"Thanks, Thor."

And with a minty fresh kiss for the road, Thor bid his brother goodbye and soaked up a few rays of the early morning sun in their garden for a few minutes before dressing up and taking his bicycle out for a breakfast and grocery run into the city.

Cast your vote now. #GOT2016