Things I Would Have Said To Officer Grizzoli (?) If I Was That Muzzled Wolf Being Detained At ZPD Precinct

Things I would have said to Officer Grizzoli (?) if I was that muzzled wolf being detained at ZPD Precinct 1:

"Oh, Officer Grizzoli! Is that your night stick, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Meowwww... You can lock me up in your litter box or handcuff me to your scratching post any time you want, Officer Grizzoli."

"I have the right to remain silent... Unless you want me to howl your name, Officer Grizzoli."

"Excuse me, Officer Grizzoli, but YOU should be the one under arrest for kidnapping my heart!"

"Anything I say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed, Officer Grizzoli."

"Listen, Officer Grizzoli, why don't we just go to my place for some little undercover work? If you know what I mean..."

"If being ridiculously hot was a crime, Officer Grizzoli, then you would be a goddamn criminal yourself!"

My favorite staging moments at the 2016 Eurovision Song Contest:

Iceland's fabulous shadow demon exorcism complete with major fringe

Spain faking a fall after a dance spin and cutting immediately to black

Cyprus caging their wild rockers plus an epic guitar solo/wolf howl section

Georgia with their trippy kaleidoscopic graphics and a purple-infused light show

Austria serving some fierce twirling Disney Princess realness and a burst of LED butterflies.

Belgium opening strong with silvery sequin goodness and ridiculously attractive and diverse singing backup dancers

Armenia shutting everything down by shooting plenty of dramatic flame towers and projecting some sexy hologram clones

Russia basically going for broke and stepping up with an insanely bonkers and expensive looking projection mapping choreography

Australia channeling haute couture and sci-fi with a gorgeous ball gown, a holographic interface, and some epic key changes

And of course... Ukraine sucking up all the light from the floor and wailing out a magnificent golden tree of rebirth in the background

DID YOU MEAN FROM THIS...

TO THIS...?

Because if so, then yes, I am co-signing this perfect headcanon.

One of my Zootopia headcanons is that at least one of the 4 Gazelle Tigers is actually one of the Tiger ZPD Cops. And he tries to balance his two loves of being a Cop and a Tiger Dancer.

Doesn’t he look like this tiger! After all  “In Zootopia anyone can be anything” right? And there’s the motto “Try Everything!” My headcannon is that one of his Tiger Brethren convinced him to go to tryouts for Gazelle’s Tiger Troupe.  All the glitter, lights, sounds and his fellow tigers with their provocative tiger shorts won him over. And his new dream was born. And now he wears his glittery underwear underneath his uniform. And every so often another officer comments on why there is some glitter stuck in his fur. It’s also pretty hot to imagine him stripping out of his Police uniform.

My favorite model moments at the Parade of Nations Fashion Show kicking off the Grand Final of the Eurovision Song Contest 2016 featuring a collection of avant-garde paper-based fashion designs by Swedish designer, Bea Szenfeld. (x)

Belgium kicking things off by opening the avant-garde runway 

Italy and those open hands keeping things sharp and sleek

Bulgaria with that insane stacked wedding cake collar realness

Germany and that voguing elephant death drop on the LED floor

Australia shimmying in that wildly gorgeous 3D flower coat

Croatia serving up some hot abs-and-crotch-first deliciousness

Spain busting out some slick Say Yay! moves in that Yeti hoodie

Ukraine and what looks to be a cloud of dodecahedronal marshmallows

Austria and that blink-and-you'll-miss-it sassy head snap and lip bite

Armenia closing the fabulous runway show by preening like a bird

Robert Frost + Mad Max: Fury Road x Snowpiercer