My Favorite Model Moments At The Parade Of Nations Fashion Show Kicking Off The Grand Final Of The Eurovision

My favorite model moments at the Parade of Nations Fashion Show kicking off the Grand Final of the Eurovision Song Contest 2016 featuring a collection of avant-garde paper-based fashion designs by Swedish designer, Bea Szenfeld. (x)

Belgium kicking things off by opening the avant-garde runway 

Italy and those open hands keeping things sharp and sleek

Bulgaria with that insane stacked wedding cake collar realness

Germany and that voguing elephant death drop on the LED floor

Australia shimmying in that wildly gorgeous 3D flower coat

Croatia serving up some hot abs-and-crotch-first deliciousness

Spain busting out some slick Say Yay! moves in that Yeti hoodie

Ukraine and what looks to be a cloud of dodecahedronal marshmallows

Austria and that blink-and-you'll-miss-it sassy head snap and lip bite

Armenia closing the fabulous runway show by preening like a bird

But I mean like... you’re not far from thinking that this can be in Eurovision.

Because you know for a FACT that whichever country puts out this performance (probably Spain because of Shakira and the fact that she’s married to a professional Spanish footballer), EVERYONE will be giving their DOUZE POINTS to the shirtless beefcake dancing glitter-covered tigers.

Okay, but real talk though after I saw “Zootopia”.

Gazelle’s shirtless and beefcake tiger backup dancers wearing those slashed-and-sequined leather shorts are probably the hottest animal dudes I’ve seen since Adult Simba from “The Lion King”. Like damn, they’re even serving some Blue Steel face and Magic Mike dance moves realness.

And this is coming from a guy who also has a massive crush on a SENTIENT ALIEN TREE from “Guardians of the Galaxy”.

Technologies featured in Black Mirror, Series 03

Social media aggregate rating system (Nosedive)

Virtual and augmented reality gaming platform (Playtest)

GPS phone tracking and location services (Shut Up And Dance)

Human consciousness cloud storage (San Junipero)

Cranial conditioning implant (Men Against Fire)

Autonomous drone insects (Hated In The Nation)

"Wouldst thou like to live deliciously...?" – Black Phillip

Thorki Modern!AU

"Thor... Where are you going?" Loki complained as he felt the mattress shift, his eyes and voice still heavy with sleep.

"Just gonna take a breather out in the garden, love." Thor assured Loki as he bent down to kiss his brother gently on the lips before entering the bathroom to brush his teeth.

"Hey, since you're up, would you mind going out to get some more chia seeds and almond milk at that organic food store we like? We're all fresh out." Loki murmured under the sheets before Thor could step out into their minimalist green space outside their bedroom.

Thor chuckled softly to himself as he checked his reflection in the bathroom mirror and assessing his long and golden dreadlocks which were wrapped into a thick and neat bundle. "Sure, Loki. Anything else you need?"

"Mmmm... Coffee and those whole wheat bagels too, please? From the usual place, of course."

"Anything for you, love."

"Thanks, Thor."

And with a minty fresh kiss for the road, Thor bid his brother goodbye and soaked up a few rays of the early morning sun in their garden for a few minutes before dressing up and taking his bicycle out for a breakfast and grocery run into the city.

Alexander McQueen x Damien Hirst