Kenjaku: So, You Wanna Go Out?

Kenjaku: So, you wanna go out?

You: No. I don’t like you. You have stitches on your forehead, weirdo.

Mahito: What about me? I can turn into whatever you want me to be (＾ｰ^) I can even turn teenagers into Barney :)) I have experience.

You: Ewww no. I don’t date curses.

*Choso appears out of anywhere*

Choso: Oh hey-

You: Heyyyy, Choso!! Awe, you’re so cute. Of course I’ll go out with you <3333

Mahito: I-I thought you didn’t date curses?

You: I don’t. He’s like half human or something. Plus, look at him. He’s just so cute with his Doc Martens.

* Choso just standing there with a confused face*

Gojo: Idk man, she’s been kinda distant and just aloof

Geto: Hmm, well… she’s probably sad my dude…

Gojo: Sad?

Geto: Yeah S.A.D. SAD.

Gojo: I know what Sad means but what should I do? Comfort her?

Geto: *smirks* Yeah. Give her a shoulder to put her legs on (;

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“Fuccck, toruuuu” moaning as Gojo kept hitting your sweet spot, with your right leg on his shoulder. “Yeah, you like that, my sad baby.”

You: No, I just can’t…

Nanami: Oh darling, but why not?

You:..cuz, I’m a virgin…

Nanami: *gently holds your chin up to meet his gaze* Baby, I know that you’re physically a virgin but mentally you’re a wh♡re.

You: come on, pls (＞人＜;

Sukuna: No!

You: ughhhh!!! Please!!! I’ll suck the living outta ya, daddy!! _:(´ཀ`」 ∠)

Sukuna: Bitch! You’ll suck the living outta everything!You depressing ass hoe!

-Chilly Saturday night : 10:58 pm

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~~ So he just dumped you cuz you weren’t “pretty enough”?

muttered Megumi. He took notice of how you made yourself look smaller; you were sitting on the grass, holding your knees close to your chest as you sniffed away your quiet cries.

“ Embarrassing, right” you whimpered, as you looked at the moon.

Your glossy eyes made it difficult to view the beautiful bright moon; that was above you, illuminating both you and Megumi.

Megumi wasn’t the biggest fan of comforting people; he felt awkward, especially when it came to relationship problems. Yet, he was here with you trying his best to help you out with your problem.

“Look Megumi, I’m sorry that I had to call you here at this time. Just to talk about how shitty my ex boyfriend broke up with me.” you sighed.

Wiping away your tears with your sweater sleeve and trying your greatest to sniff away any visible boogers on you. “Here, take this.” Megumi advised as he handed you a tissue.

You glanced away from moon to his face. He had a sympathetic look; an apologetic smile. You gave him back a half smile and reached for the tissue. You looked away from him to blow your nose. “Thanks, Megumi.” you sniffed. Putting the dirty tissue inside your sweater pocket.

“Do you always keep a tissue with you?” you inquired. Megumi just gave you a small laugh and added; “Yeah, cuz you never know when one your friends ends up getting dump by their stupid boyfriend.” You chuckled at his remark and stood up from where you were sitting at. Megumi stands up as well and stretches his limbs.

“On a serious note, I’m truly thankful that you came here at this time to keep me some company and hearing me vent about my shitty ex boyfriend” you stated. Megumi looks at you and takes a couple steps closer to you. You just stand there; observing how he takes your hands into his.

“I will become the lowest person to exist but I could give two fucks. A simp.” Megumi let’s go of one of your hands; only to caress your left cheek. You blush at his actions; you always had a mini crush on him but you always disregarded your feelings towards him. Obviously, cuz you had a boyfriend and well, Megumi was just a good friend.

You guys look into each other’s eyes. “A simp? I don’t understand you, Megumi.” you gave him a puzzled look.

Megumi signs and confesses, “You are a pretty girl. Just by looking into your eyes, I can see the beauty.” You’re left speechless, you didn’t know what to say or what to do. You never thought this would happen, not even in a million years.

Blinking a couple times, you notice how you’re crying again. They’re not sad tears but happy tears. Megumi gently wipes your tears away and pulls you in for a hug. You hold onto his embrace; taking in his aroma. Tears falling on his sweater; but Megumi doesn’t care. He’s been waiting for this moment. He hated seeing you with that douche bag of your boyfriend. But now, that you’re no longer with him, he can finally get his chance to be with you. It might sound greedy and selfish of his part but like he said, “I could give two fucks.”

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Gojo: Baby, can I ask you a question?

You: Uhh, sure, what is it?

Gojo: Let’s say I would to get a mullet-

You: Oh God, I know where this is going

Gojo: Don’t interrupt me, please

You: Geez, sorry (￣^￣)

Gojo: Like I was sayin; If I were to get a mullet, you maybe, let’s say; call me Mullet Daddy?

You: •_•

Gojo: So? Would you? ;)

You: Ughh, no. Actually, you would look hideous with a mullet ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Gojo: (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) that’s rude