Finished This A Couple Days Ago And Literally Forgot To Post It Anyway. Everyone's Favorite Cringe Hipster

finished this a couple days ago and literally forgot to post it 🤡 anyway. everyone's favorite cringe hipster couple

fugo text posts :33

someone please take my boy to see a therapist

UHDJSJDJSJ HOW COME I JUST SAW THIS OMG????????????

i loooove fugo so so so much 💛 would you like to do something about him?🤭💕

Suuure, I’d love to, but I need you to imagine a little tiny Panna looking over my shoulder as I write this. His medicos figure is adorable but I feel as if I’m being stared down whenever I express his private thoughts.

You.. might think that he hates your guts. He’s a bit shy, especially compared to those he associates himself with. That’s disgustingly incorrect, though. 

Pannacotta adores you. He thinks so highly of you, but he just chokes the second you actually speak to him. He’s dismissive, cold. If you notice him tapping his fingers and rolling his eyes every once in a while, it’s just his way of trying to hide that he’s clinging to absolutely every word you say.

He takes note of your body language around him. The kind of language you use, the way you pronounce things… you’re his favorite puzzle, and he’s going to unravel you entirely, it’s just taking a bit of time. He notes the fragrance you use, the brand of clothes you wear the most, what food you actually eat and what you push off to the side. Panna’s elated with his finds, he thinks everything you do is endearing. Do you listen to this kind of music because you relate to the lyrics, or the sound? Is there some kind of philosophy behind it? Panna’s got a book somewhere of all his observations and his solo discussions about them. He’s up all night trying to figure it out himself instead of, you know, actually making conversation with you. God forbid he speaks to his obsession, the thing that keeps him up at night. 

He’ll scoff when you make a suggestion, but he’ll be on wikipedia that night lurking for the entire history of whatever it is. He feels a bit guilty for it, or rather, creepy for it. Every time you look his way, he’ll turn away entirely in favor of scolding Narancia or Mista. How can you accuse him of “always looking” at you if he’s clearly in a conversation with Mista about- ah, about… Don’t worry about what we’re talking about, it’s private. That’s what he thinks to himself, anyway. In reality he’d jump at the chance to talk to you, no matter the topic.

“What? Of course I glance at you, you’re moving and making noise. I have basic survival instincts.”

And that’s the end of that, until you catch him again.

TAKE THE AFFECTIONATE OFF HES A JERK AND WILL ALWAYS BE

so down bad rn just binged your la squadra masterlist

i have a cheeky request, la squadra reacting to how tight the reader is (preferably afab) :D

AAAAAA HI HI I hope you enjoyed what I had to offer hehe

N SFW Minors DNI 18+ Only

CW: Reader is AFAB, mentions of blood, degradation, possible non-con if you squint

Risotto

Riz quickly becomes concerned, his cock matches his impressive physique and upon feeling exactly how tight you are, he gets a bit nervous on your behalf. He knows it'll hurt you if he's too rough so he makes sure to start slow and wait until you get used to his girth. Luckily, he does have lube on hand.

Ghiaccio

Ghia is less patient, the feeling of your tightness around his cock quickly sends him over the edge, making it incredibly hard to stop if you ask him to. He won't be the best person to be with if you need a moment to adjust and he won't care if he sees blood.

Melone

He complains about how tight you are, you're not experienced enough for him. What do you even do with your life? You can't get fucked? Or are you too stuck up to let someone smash? No matter what the reason is, he's disappointed. But he won't mind helping you loosen up.

Pesci

He's another one who's pretty gifted and so he's quite afraid he will hurt you when he feels how tight you are. He'll ask if you want to leave it for another time, maybe get some dilators to practice first and then you can try again.

Prosciutto

Pros doesn't comment directly on how tight you are, instead, he curses in his native tongue while he pushes himself further into you. Your walls hug his cock so beautifully and he praises you through hissing as if you're the first person he's ever been with.

Illuso

The big jerk (affectionate) teases you about your tightness, "Are you sure you can take all of me?". He goes on to say how he's so huge you could never fit all of his cock into your tiny cavern. "You'll never be able to walk after being with me, baby.".

Formaggio

"Aw, princess is so tight...she was saving herself for someone like me. How sweet..." Maggi is incredibly slow with you, wanting to take his time and make sure he lasts a while with your tightness. You're too good for him to rush things with.

Sorlato

Sorlato fucks other people together or they don't fuck at all. But when one finds out how tight you are, the other becomes antsy to try you out for themselves. An asshole is always tight, but a pussy isn’t. And it's rare for them to deem someone with a pussy worth fucking.

you🫵 yes you moot🫵🫵🫵 LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this commission made by @/chiakit.art on instagram!! and @chiakit-art on tumblr!!!♡♡♡ 😭😭💕💕 I of course printed it and now it's on my wall to look at everyday🥴💘

everything about this is perfect I'm so in love with this man it's insane GHHHHJDJJJDJDDDFFFFFFFGGFKKL *sounds of eating raw soap*

lil guys