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(This was scribbled furiously in like 2 hours so sorry if it looks especially bad :'D)
nah bc this is *L I T E R A L L Y* so good i love it sm
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Valentine’s Event: Day 3
Prompt: Mista + Restaurant
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Author’s Note: This one is still a Gender Neutral Reader, but I do use the term ‘waitress’ in reference to you. God, I love Mista. My friend, who I recently got into Jojo, just finished part 5, and I was reminded how much I love this goofball while watching it with her. Anyways, on with the show!
Something was up with Mista. The gang all noticed how he held himself differently, put more effort into his appearance, and they really noticed how much better he smelled. At first, Bruno and Abbachio would give each other confused glances when they saw his back straighten up when they entered Libeccio’s, or how he’d abruptly excuse himself from the table, red in the face, but the truth quickly became clear to them.
Whenever you would come by to take their order, Mista would freeze up and stumble over his words; the usually jokey, confident gunslinger reduced to a flustered mess at your presence.
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the sex pistols when you're dating guido mista hcs
mista is literally my <3 and i have SM headcanons involving the pistols in your relationship so enjoy! CW: my language. and that’s it. LOADS OF FLUFFY
gn! reader <3
dating mista comes with taking care of the 7 pistols that are BASICALLY your children
omg you and mista asking them who’s each of their favorite
the others may find them annoying sometimes but you just love them. they’re a part of mista, so you GOTTA LOVE THEM TOO <3
“y/nnnnn i’m hungryyyy”
“mista is cutting salami be patient guys”
THEY NEED EQUAL TREATMENT
meaning: you can’t headpat, cuddle, kiss, hug, praise, etc. one of them without the others asking for said action also
you still favor number 5 tho he’s such a sweetheart
always scolding number 3 to be nice to number 5 pls he can’t get a break 💀
he’d only listen to you bc he loves you
pls if mista is gonna compliment you they’re all complimenting you
“damn babe you look hot today”
“y/n! you’re hair is so nice”
“is that a new perfume/cologne??”
and so on and so on
making them food sometimes and telling them to share
I SAW THIS HC IN ANOTHER POST I FORGOT WHERE BUT IT SAID NUMBER 5 WOULD SHARE HIS SALAMI WITH YOU AND I 100% AGREE.
if you and mista are cuddling/napping together the pistols will also be on both you and mista’s shoulders, heads, faces, etc.
OH MY GOD THEY’D KISS/WIPE YOUR TEARS AWAY IF YOU’RE CRYING AWWW
SO protective over you. you’re their royalty/king/queen and mista’s s/o so they need to make sure you’re treated right.
even if mista doesn’t tell them to do anything, if anyone even looks at you weird they’re going feral 💀 until you tell them to chill out and come back
after missions, they’ll indirectly ask for your praise.
“did you see us back there y/n?!?!”
“we did great didn’t we?!”
“yes. i saw you guys. you guys were amazing like always i’m so proud of you.”
KISSES KISSES KISSES literally throughout the entire day just randomly
AND KISS ATTACKS FROM ALL OF THEM THAT MAKE YOU GIGGLE
MISTA IS SO HAPPY HIS STAND LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE HIS STAND IT MAKES HIS HEART MELT
mans does get jealous sometimes if you’re paying attention to the pistols more then him tho AHAHHA
i saw another hc where it said they’d slap your ass randomly💀 and they’re so mischievous it probably would happen
then mista comes in for A BIG SLAP LIKE DAMN
they help mista when he wants to get a gift for you or surprise you.
they’re just your little body guards and they adore you sm pls treat them right <3
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gn! reader
CW: language! sorry i literally curse sm 💀💀
YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE DOESN’T PUT HIS HAND IN YOUR BACK JEAN POCKET SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GUYS ARE WALKING.
he also grabs your ass when he does it sometimes. he cannot resist the temptation pls.
literally made this hc list for that single one that has been in my head all week.
before dating, he’d be super smooth with you, but when it came to actually confessing and asking you out, he’d be a stuttering mess.
he is a PDA loving boy. i feel like he won’t really full on kiss you in front of the gang but he’ll give cheek/forehead kisses around them.
no shame in hugging you randomly or holding your hand tho. he has sm pride for you he’s showing that off.
HE LOVES TO HUG YOU FROM BEHIND AND REST HIS CHIN ON YOUR SHOULDER
you have to teach/help him to take care of himself.
he never really noticed he was stinky until trish pointed it out, and after that instance, he puts more effort and asks for your help when it comes to that.
he LOVESSSS when you play with his hair. and you do too.
pls those brown curly locks are irresistible you just gotta play with em.
he legit gets so relaxed and they’re so soft when he starts caring for his hair it’s so fun.
he likes laying between your thighs too. like non sexually. he’s super comfortable and on off days he’ll find himself in between your thighs LMAO.
the sex pistols are literally your children.
you guys feed them, give them attention, scold them if they’re bullying number five another pistol, and so on.
but those are its own list. WHICH you can find here!
he steals food off your plate LMAOOO he likes to feed you his food if you ask to have some tho.
sharing his theories 24/7.
“okay, tesoro, that may be true BUT ☝🏼what if…”
you actually listen to him and have full blown conversations about them which he loves and appreciates a lot.
his pet names include: caro/cara, tesoro, babe, gorgeous/handsome, princess/prince/royalty.
my boy is a simple guy. i think some dates include having an at home candlelit dinner you two made. idk it gives me mista vibes.
SLEEP>>> if mista can sleep in, he’s sleeping the hell in. and cuddling you until he has to get up. you’re stuck with him.
i can see him putting his hand under your shirt while cuddling sometimes in a non sexual manner.
has hella pickup lines/flirty puns for you. some are actually pretty smooth, but a lot of them are corny as fuck too 💀 but they’re always ones you’ve never heard before.
every time abbachio overhears one he wants to drown himself in wine.
“babe, if you were chicken, you’d be impeccable”
*snorts* “mista what the hell was that *laugh*”
abba: *silently gags*
if there’s four slices of cake left you’ll grab it to calm his peace of mind <3 despite him saying it’ll bring you bad luck
he is SUCH a cuddle bug it’s so cute. he likes burrowing his face in your neck, inhaling your scent while you’re in his arms. super clingy in a good way.
he’s always next to you during missions to make sure you’re safe.
TICKLE WARS PLS. he’d initiate them most of the time but at times when you initiate them, and you run away, you end up losing bc he always catches you.
knows literally anything about films and movies. like he’ll know anything about the movies you two watch together.
mans is good at advice. like he may be very laid back and carefree, but he’s really serious in certain situations like battles or things that are bothering you. he’s good at comfort and is SUPER SUPPORTIVE.
all in all, mista is such a flirty, sweet boy and is absolutely whipped for you. (simp /j)
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They do be having girlypops nigth 🕴️
Some faces...
Hewwo im back! Now I throw off many, many drawings (Not all).
I redraw it.
🔫❤💛💖~Mista and Sex Pistols~💖💛❤🔫
JJBA Celebrity AU (3/?): Passione
seeing as i write lucy w passione most of the time (she deserved friends her own age!!!), here's my takes on their dynamics.
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♡ as a whole, lucy feels out of place when she first meets everyone. they’ve accomplished so much in so little time, and so she puts them on a bit of a pedestal. she doesn’t consider herself a part of the group, and often questions her place with them because of her lack of stand and her (percieved) lack of strength. everyone else just assumes she’s shy, which is also part of the truth.
she initially gravitates towards the adults of the group because she’s more used to interacting with older people as opposed to her peers, and is seemingly more comfortable around them.
♡ out of everyone on team bucciarati, trish is the person that lucy’s closest with, and she’s someone that lucy longs to emulate. in her eyes, trish is a confident person who’s always in charge of the situations she finds herself in. because of this, lucy tries to follow her lead as best as she can. with trish’s influence, lucy allows herself to become more outspoken and to voice her needs without feeling guilty about it later.
lucy sees trish as the older sister she never had, and makes it clear that she’s happy they had the chance to meet.
♡ mista is the person that lucy warms up to first, because he always tries to involve her in conversations. she sees him as an older brother figure, and sometimes goes to him for advice if she thinks it’s something trish can’t help her with. whenever she puts herself in danger, he’s always a step behind her as backup. since he doesn’t try to dissuade her, lucy’s more comfortable relying on him in this way.
he taught her how to shoot, but he’ll still have the sex pistols help her out if she really needs it.
♡ lucy was intimidated by narancia to a certain degree, and that’s only because he’s one of the louder members of team bucciarati. once they’re a bit friendlier to each other, narancia’s a bit protective over her. it makes her feel slightly awkward because she’s not used to it, so she shies away sometimes.
narancia’s the one who tries to include her in stuff the most whenever he notices her sitting off to the side away from everyone else.
♡ giorno is someone that lucy holds a deep admiration for, yet she never expresses that out loud. a part of her is intimidated by him as well because she’s aware of how ruthless he can be towards his enemies, and doesn’t want to accidentally anger him too. it’s a little jarring to lucy when she sees him laughing and joking with the others.
as she becomes more comfortable with giorno, she shows a more affectionate side towards him, which manifests in her checking in on him as much as she can.
♡ it shouldn’t be a surprise that lucy and fugo have a good friendship going on. she understands his aversion to touch a bit too well, and will always sit across from him or on opposite ends to respect that. she’s not afraid of his anger, but will try to calm him down anyway– especially if it's anger born from frustration over something someone said or didn’t do.
being more quiet than the rest, sometimes lucy and fugo communicate in non-verbal ways. tilts of the head, blinking in a certain way. it’s something only they understand.
♡ in comparison to everyone else, lucy and abbacchio had a rougher start to their eventual friendship. his tendency to shun others at time and his bouts of sarcasm had her assume he hated her for whatever reason, until she realized that’s just how he is. despite this, abbacchio does have a secret soft spot for her (and trish) that leads him to being slightly nicer to her. still, he doesn’t understand why she’d rather sit inside with him while the others have their fun.
because of abbacchio, lucy decides to learn how to use weapons in the first place. because while she’s independent to a certain degree, she has no self-defense training to speak of.
♡ lucy treats bruno more formally than the rest, even if he’d prefer her to treat him like she does the others. she respects him deeply thanks to how trustworthy he comes off, and because of how much he tries to accommodate her and her timidity. bruno is concerned with how adult she acts in relation to her age, and tries to encourage her to spend more time with the teens of the group.
they both have a tendency to take on other people’s burdens, even to their own detriment. bruno pushes her to do things for herself once in a while.
And this is how it expanded
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The series I started a long time ago