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Some jjba cat designs loosely based on those by @jjba-cats :)
Idk I just think they're neat and easy to draw, plus it's fun to mindlessly doodle em



Some part 5 doodles bc brain rot is real
Its canon anytime you draw Mista u have to draw stink lines, sorry guys, It's the rule




Headcanon is secco really likes squeaky toys and plushies in general so he has this pastel room all lined with plush toys and hello kitty esque merch (Hey there bunny) and cioccolata loves feeding the addiction
Mista and Giorno were both shocked to find out the others don't care for/hang out with their stands
Mista, pretty obvious why, his stands always demand attention and food and the like, so why don't other stands?
For Giorno, Gold was all he had for most his life. Gold took care of him and he took care of Gold in return
I just know that mista has such amazing story telling abilities
Like, he could be telling you about how he did his laundry that day and make it sound like the most interesting thing ever
Time frame: Post Golden Wind
Pairing: Giomis (Giorno/Mista)
words: 715
Notes: idkkkkk I did basically this last night (except I panicked and so we haven't talked about it yetttt) and I'm trying to get my mind off of it, so I wrote this!
also, kinda ooc btw
Summary:
While Giorno and Mista talk about dating Giorno accidentally reveals something about himself that he didn't mean to. Fluff and feelings ensue.
It was fuck knows hours of the night- or morning, probably morning at this point - and Giorno and Mista had been sitting in Giorno's room talking for hours.
Neither of them had been able to sleep. Mista had planned to go downstairs to the kitchen and get some water and melatonin gummies, but on his way, he saw Giorno's bedroom light on and decided that he had to make sure Gio wasn't overworking himself again.
That led them to where they were now, Mista draped across the end of the bed, rambling about some girl he had tried dating a few years ago while Giorno sat towards the head of the bed, hugging a pillow in his lap as he listened.
"-Yeah, but I don't know. I just don't think dating girls is right for me right now." He turns to look at Giorno "Like, wait a year or two and then we can talk."
"Wait, really?"
"What?"
"What?" Fuck. Fuck he had just messed this up so bad. How do you even misinterpret something that badly!? Shit. He felt his body start to shake and he grips the pillow he's been holding harder. His face feels warm, and his eyes feel heavy, but no tears fall, he just sits there shaking and hyperventilating.
"Giorno? You ok, man?"
No. No he wasn't at all, he had just fucking ruined his relationship with his best friend. There's no way he can come back from this. Even if Mista somehow doesn't care or is able to look past it, they'll always have the knowledge that this happened. Both of them will have to live forever with the knowledge that on this night Giorno had practically confessed his love for Mista. How the fuck was he supposed to come back after that?
"Hey, Giorno?"
"Sorry." It was all he could think to say- the only thing that could have any chance of making this situation better. "Sorry, I- I'm sorry let's just...Let's just pretend this never happened, ok?"
"Giorno..."
"Mista"
"Giorno, what's wrong?"
"What?''
"I don't understand. What happened? Why are you so upset all of a sudden?"
oh
oh
He had made things worse, hadn't he?
"Nothing happened. Don't worry about it."
"Giorno. Tell me what happened. Please."
"Mista...I just told you that I have a crush on you.'' His voice was barely audible against the room, silent aside from his own heavy breaths and the other's calm ones.
Mista didn't respond immediately, making a thick tension in between them.
"Look, Mista I'm sorry I- I'll just-"
"Giorno." And his mouth snapped shut, staring at the other boy, who looked like he had been thinking the hardest he had in a while. "I think," he started, pausing for a moment before continuing, "I think I feel the same way."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I knew you wouldn't-" wait. What did he just say? "What?"
"I said that I think that I like you too." Mista's face was bright red, but Giorno was sure that his was redder.
"Wait, really?"
"Yep."
"But I though you said..."
"Well, maybe I was wrong," He dramatically turned his head away before immediately turning it to look at Giorno again, "Also.. I did say that I don't think I should date girls right now, technically I never said anything about boys..."
"Oh yeah...I guess that's true."
"So..."
"So..."
"Are we...Y'know...boyfriends now?"
"Yeah, I think I'd like that." Giorno said, less hesitantly than most of the other things he'd said that night as he laid his pillow back in its original spot and patted the spot on the bed next to his, signaling for Mista to crawl up next to him.
And the other did just that. Tucking himself into bed next to his best friend boyfriend, said boyfriend doing the same next to him.
So, the two lay next to each other, staring into each other's eyes somewhat continuing their dumb ramblings from earlier, but most conversation died off as sleep took over the two. They'd work out exactly what happened tonight when they woke up, but for now, they were content with putting that off for later. And if Mista heard Giorno mumble a soft 'I love you' before he fell asleep, he didn't say anything.
-end-
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this took way longer than expectedddddd
So, uh, this is my little fantasized version of what happened with me and the girl I like last night. I don't know if she understood what I meant with my response, but I'm certain that she doesn't like me soooooooooo idkkkk now we just hope for the best, I guess?
anyway
Have a good day/night/whenever you're reading this! Eat something, drink some water, get some sleep, take care of yourself! Love youuu <3
I just had a thought… working at the bakery within walking distance of the yandere art school. Freshly graduated from the culinary arts program, you are the store’s sweet heart with a sweet smile and chipper disposition. Who’s spending way too much on pastries to see you every day?
i've thought about putting a culinary arts program - but im not sure if it actually counts as art...and my only reasoning for this is because of an anime (Magic-Kyun Renaissance) bc it's an anime about a magic art school and one of the characters becomes a master at pastries and cooking...it's a good show tho-
Narancia came with Guido, who wouldn't stop raving about this new sweets shop, and decided to see if the bakery had anything he'd like. He liked sweets and he was free at the moment. Just the display window had Narancia's mouth watering, all of the beautifully decorated cakes, light and fluffy cream puffs, crispy and golden tarts and pies, and so on. And then he met you - you were so...pretty. You smiled like an angel, you talked with a voice of silk, and you were so kind to everyone you helped. You even helped him pick out something he might like, settling on an orange tart. It was so delicious, he could of cried. You decided to chat with him since the bakery was kinda empty at the moment - you looked at him with such bright eyes when he talked about his different woodwork projects and his major. You just graduated the culinary section of the school and loved the neighborhood and general area so much that you made your shop here - and that you were pretty much making everything he saw in front of him. Oh, he would definitely be coming back - he wanted try the orange pound cake and he wanted to keep talking to you. Narancia comes by everyday to order some orange dessert and talk to you - you even give him samples of secret creations since he came by everyday. Don't be surprised when you're given a brand new wooden rolling pin, with such detailed carvings to make an imprint on the pastry dough. Narancia couldn't help but let his mind wander off...Taking you out of that cramped kitchen and into his house, baking and smiling for just him.
Guido is quite the foodie, especially loving Dolce and different cakes. He saw that you just opened up and decided to swing by after buying some supplies for his newest project. His stomach rumbled with just the smell of freshly-baked cake wafting into the air. And then he sees the cutie who was running the place - he remembered seeing you around the cafeteria area but you mostly stayed in the culinary section of the school. He regretted not talking to you earlier - You were so sweet and kind, helping him pick out the most delectable strawberry cake and laughing and beaming with pride when Guido complemented your cake. Guido definitely comes by often - to either eat cake or a quick pastry or to just chat you up. He was gonna tell Pannacotta about this place...But decided not to. He just wanted to be in your eyes a little longer. Like seeing you press a strawberry past his lips and smiling and giggling like an innocent angel...Oh, how he wanted to protect this smile. Guido even finds excuses to go to your bakery, just to see his sweet little chef. He'll definitely try to sweeten you up and try to get you to go out with him, it'll ease his mind even when he sees you chatting with the other male customers or that person you work with - Squalo.
Ghiaccio is a secret sweet tooth, he doesn't wanna deal with the bullshit he'll get for liking such sugary sweets. So he goes in private to different bakeries and shops for his fix. He just happened to walk by a display window of rather delectable macarons and tarts and decided to stop in. He's rather cold and uninviting, going straight to the point and ordering what he wanted. Ghiaccio watched you run around in the back kitchen since it was just you tonight, chattering and asking Ghiaccio. Letting him know that you just graduated from the school and opened your shop because you liked the area so much. Ghiaccio found it odd that you were so eager to learn about him - asking if he went there, what his major was, what he planned to do afterwards. No one really ever asked him or was interested, since he was usually reprimanded from his family of lawyers that he wanted to be an artist. It was just weird to have someone genuinely interested in him. He'll come back, but he says its because they were really good macrons. You even see him light up at the taste. He swings by for his usual order and it's usually quiet, but he begins to warm up to you. His heart throbbing when you just smile at him or listen to him rant, or even when you told him you just made a fresh batch of the macrons he liked because you knew he was coming in today. Ghiaccio felt...Loved. Like he could be himself with you. He'd cuss himself out for thinking romantic thoughts of you and melt at the thought of even just kissing you and seeing you smile just for him. But...the unexplainable rage he felt when he found out you mostly had a staff of men. His teeth ground and anger filled his brain when he saw that man, Carne, dare to touch his filthy hands on you or to even talk to you. He didn't belong there, none of them did...In fact, none of these cretins deserve to even be around you. You were his special person.
Noriaki was tired, dealing with his pack of grade schoolers and teaching them how to paint, breaking up paint fights, and etc. He needed a pick me up. He was gonna get coffee, but saw the delectable sweets you had displayed in the window - maybe something sugary can help. He couldn't deny how charming and delightful you were, and the pastries you made were simply delicious - his favorites had to be the cherry tart and the cherry cheesecake. He was delighted to talk to you, and he had someone to talk about his rowdy kids to since you were so interested. Noriaki could tell you had it in for him as well, with how you looked at him and those sweet smiles - not to be a narcissist, but he had plenty of people look at him like that in the past when they were crushing hard. He'd order from you for his students when they were doing well or for events. But he mostly came by for himself, chatting with you and enjoying your presence. You must put something in these baked goods, because he felt like cupid struck and arrow into his heart...So much that you were in his mind 24/7...He could black out and realize he made such a beautiful panting of you, either with the sweet smile and looking all innocent...Or his mind wandering and painting more lewd things, something that looked like cream on your face as you smile and take it...Oh, how he wanted to break that sweet and delightful person...
“I hope mista’s okay.”, you say coughing and holding your side.
suddenly you hear a tiny voice yelling your name. “y/n! y/n! y/n!”, number 5 exclaims hurriedly. “Oh number 5”, you say with a soft smile, “where’s mista? is he safe?” “yes yes he’s safe, giorno’s healing him. he sent me to find you but-“, he says crying sitting on your arm looking at your wound. you pet his head softly. “i need you to do something for me, little guy, can you?” he nods quickly getting ready to go get mista and giorno. “take care of mista for me, yeah? I know you can do it.”, you say starting to tear up while smiling. “what? no, what’re you talking about? why’d you say it like that-” “I’m not going to make it. gio’s not gonna make it in time to fix me so I need you to take care of mista for me.”, you say coughing up more blood and hissing in pain. number 5 starts to panic and cry more. “no you’re gonna be fine just hold on a little longer.”, he says hovering above your face. “you know, mista told me to never play favorites but you were mine.”, you say with your eyes falling closed and an almost faint call of your name.



Yeah russians don't stop shooting even on holidays. the siren sounded several times while I was drawing this art. Happy new year:/

Leone is so happy just like me

♰*༄ . mista. art cred, me!
I’m so happy with this <3
the sex pistols when you're dating guido mista hcs
mista is literally my <3 and i have SM headcanons involving the pistols in your relationship so enjoy! CW: my language. and that’s it. LOADS OF FLUFFY
gn! reader <3

dating mista comes with taking care of the 7 pistols that are BASICALLY your children
omg you and mista asking them who’s each of their favorite
the others may find them annoying sometimes but you just love them. they’re a part of mista, so you GOTTA LOVE THEM TOO <3
“y/nnnnn i’m hungryyyy”
“mista is cutting salami be patient guys”
THEY NEED EQUAL TREATMENT
meaning: you can’t headpat, cuddle, kiss, hug, praise, etc. one of them without the others asking for said action also
you still favor number 5 tho he’s such a sweetheart
always scolding number 3 to be nice to number 5 pls he can’t get a break 💀
he’d only listen to you bc he loves you
pls if mista is gonna compliment you they’re all complimenting you
“damn babe you look hot today”
“y/n! you’re hair is so nice”
“is that a new perfume/cologne??”
and so on and so on
making them food sometimes and telling them to share
I SAW THIS HC IN ANOTHER POST I FORGOT WHERE BUT IT SAID NUMBER 5 WOULD SHARE HIS SALAMI WITH YOU AND I 100% AGREE.
if you and mista are cuddling/napping together the pistols will also be on both you and mista’s shoulders, heads, faces, etc.
OH MY GOD THEY’D KISS/WIPE YOUR TEARS AWAY IF YOU’RE CRYING AWWW
SO protective over you. you’re their royalty/king/queen and mista’s s/o so they need to make sure you’re treated right.
even if mista doesn’t tell them to do anything, if anyone even looks at you weird they’re going feral 💀 until you tell them to chill out and come back
after missions, they’ll indirectly ask for your praise.
“did you see us back there y/n?!?!”
“we did great didn’t we?!”
“yes. i saw you guys. you guys were amazing like always i’m so proud of you.”
KISSES KISSES KISSES literally throughout the entire day just randomly
AND KISS ATTACKS FROM ALL OF THEM THAT MAKE YOU GIGGLE
MISTA IS SO HAPPY HIS STAND LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE HIS STAND IT MAKES HIS HEART MELT
mans does get jealous sometimes if you’re paying attention to the pistols more then him tho AHAHHA
i saw another hc where it said they’d slap your ass randomly💀 and they’re so mischievous it probably would happen
then mista comes in for A BIG SLAP LIKE DAMN
they help mista when he wants to get a gift for you or surprise you.
they’re just your little body guards and they adore you sm pls treat them right <3
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dating mista guido headcanons
more mista content bc i love him sm.
gn! reader
CW: language! sorry i literally curse sm 💀💀

YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE DOESN’T PUT HIS HAND IN YOUR BACK JEAN POCKET SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GUYS ARE WALKING.
he also grabs your ass when he does it sometimes. he cannot resist the temptation pls.
literally made this hc list for that single one that has been in my head all week.
before dating, he’d be super smooth with you, but when it came to actually confessing and asking you out, he’d be a stuttering mess.
he is a PDA loving boy. i feel like he won’t really full on kiss you in front of the gang but he’ll give cheek/forehead kisses around them.
no shame in hugging you randomly or holding your hand tho. he has sm pride for you he’s showing that off.
HE LOVES TO HUG YOU FROM BEHIND AND REST HIS CHIN ON YOUR SHOULDER
you have to teach/help him to take care of himself.
he never really noticed he was stinky until trish pointed it out, and after that instance, he puts more effort and asks for your help when it comes to that.
he LOVESSSS when you play with his hair. and you do too.
pls those brown curly locks are irresistible you just gotta play with em.
he legit gets so relaxed and they’re so soft when he starts caring for his hair it’s so fun.
he likes laying between your thighs too. like non sexually. he’s super comfortable and on off days he’ll find himself in between your thighs LMAO.
the sex pistols are literally your children.
you guys feed them, give them attention, scold them if they’re bullying number five another pistol, and so on.
but those are its own list. WHICH you can find here!
he steals food off your plate LMAOOO he likes to feed you his food if you ask to have some tho.
sharing his theories 24/7.
“okay, tesoro, that may be true BUT ☝🏼what if…”
you actually listen to him and have full blown conversations about them which he loves and appreciates a lot.
his pet names include: caro/cara, tesoro, babe, gorgeous/handsome, princess/prince/royalty.
my boy is a simple guy. i think some dates include having an at home candlelit dinner you two made. idk it gives me mista vibes.
SLEEP>>> if mista can sleep in, he’s sleeping the hell in. and cuddling you until he has to get up. you’re stuck with him.
i can see him putting his hand under your shirt while cuddling sometimes in a non sexual manner.
has hella pickup lines/flirty puns for you. some are actually pretty smooth, but a lot of them are corny as fuck too 💀 but they’re always ones you’ve never heard before.
every time abbachio overhears one he wants to drown himself in wine.
“babe, if you were chicken, you’d be impeccable”
*snorts* “mista what the hell was that *laugh*”
abba: *silently gags*
if there’s four slices of cake left you’ll grab it to calm his peace of mind <3 despite him saying it’ll bring you bad luck
he is SUCH a cuddle bug it’s so cute. he likes burrowing his face in your neck, inhaling your scent while you’re in his arms. super clingy in a good way.
he’s always next to you during missions to make sure you’re safe.
TICKLE WARS PLS. he’d initiate them most of the time but at times when you initiate them, and you run away, you end up losing bc he always catches you.
knows literally anything about films and movies. like he’ll know anything about the movies you two watch together.
mans is good at advice. like he may be very laid back and carefree, but he’s really serious in certain situations like battles or things that are bothering you. he’s good at comfort and is SUPER SUPPORTIVE.
all in all, mista is such a flirty, sweet boy and is absolutely whipped for you. (simp /j)
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🔫❤💛💖~Mista and Sex Pistols~💖💛❤🔫


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BEST STINKY BOY♡☆♡☆


Finally back with best trio (click for better quality)


Heehee :3 (this will either reach the right people or im getting judged 😭)
(Template under cut)

The colors and linework on this are AMAZING HOLY SHI--

happy birthday mista thanks everyone i figured out the colour changing text i think
Wait this design is so fire
It isn't Mermay yet, but could you draw Mista as a merman? XD


Mermista with his fish friends