You Wish You Were Me (using A Blanket Fresh Out The Dryer)

You wish you were me (using a blanket fresh out the dryer)

Literally so restless rn I need to run away and start a new life

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

Every girl gets distracted by her own boobs right? Like it’s not weird. Sometimes you just catch yourself staring at them. It doesn’t mean anything. I’m not gay for liking tits.

Captain crunch lives in my head rent free

MY EYEBROWS HAVE DANDRUFF