Me When I'm Eating Hot Food And Take A Sip Of Something Cold: Temperature Play

Me when I'm eating hot food and take a sip of something cold: Temperature play

What Your Favourite MC Youtuber Says About You!

DreamWasTaken - You have a god complex, have attempted to speedrun Minecraft at least once, or you only like him because he was the first one you watched.

GeorgeNotFound - You have permanent hearing damage and sorry?  What?  Couldn’t hear you over the sound of George leaving Dream for James Charles.

Sapnap - Simp simp simp simp simp simp simp simp you only like him because he’s attractive and funny and has a good voice and is good at Minecraft and

BadBoyHalo - Hello LGBTQ+ community.  Oh, not queer?  How’s your relationship with your parents?  That’s what I thought.  He’s definitely your comfort youtuber.

Skeppy - Show me your Skephalo fanart, now.  All of it.  ALL OF IT, EVERY SINGLE PIECE, I KNOW THERE’S MORE THAN ONE.  DON’T DRAW?  SHOW ME THE FANFIC.  If you have a lisp, he’s your comfort youtuber.

Grian - It’s either the time-lapses, the rustic houses, or his old videos, but you have officially lost your mind and definitely have depression.

TommyInnit - I literally have nothing to say here except that you’re all fucking nuts.

Tubbo_ - You heard they use he/they pronouns and went “SLORP” or you just really like their dynamic with Tommy.

Fundy - Misplaced your furry suit again?

Boffy - Again, I’ve said it in earlier posts and I’ll say it again, your eyesight is bad, you have a weak stomach, and you’re a simp, own it.

Technoblade - You either have ADHD, are queer, are a communist, or you just think his Minecraft VR videos are neat.  80 percent of your love for him is because of his voice.  He became your favourite once you learned he has ADHD.  Also, you have a side-youtuber because he doesn’t post enough.

F1NN5TER - Youtube Finn just has a neat voice.  Stream Finn is hot.  Choose your fighter.

Purpled - You tried to learn how to breezily bridge in two hours, and then when that didn’t work you cried and went back and watched all of his old videos where he can move at breezily bridge speed.  Also, you flip out when someone doesn’t put the bed defense back.

WilburSoot - You’re a simp, have daddy issues, and are most definitely depressed.  Did I mention that you’re gay?  Yeah, you’re gay.

TapL - You only watch him because you’re starved for Minecraft content.  Also, he was in a Technoblade video that one time.

Spifey - You mixed up Skeppy with Spifey and then once you started watching you couldn’t look away.

The_Eret - Feminism, all rise for the queer community.  He’s also The Swaggy Bi Man Who Uses Any Pronouns.

CaptainSparklez - You’re an ancient, buddy.  You are the sacred elders in our community.  You’ve held on.  Us younglings admire your bravery.

Mumbo Jumbo - Not much to say, you’re an average normie who just has a thing for mustaches.

Sylvee - I sat at my desk for five minutes just staring at my screen trying to think of any funny joke or witty jab I could make at Sylvee stans but I have genuinely nothing, that’s how boring you guys are.

A6D - Admit it, you only found him through Bad and Skeppy, and you still think of him as The French Dude.  Also, Twitter is your enemy.

What do you mean you're not in love with me? We are the only ones wearing green frog masks at the supermarket. You mean to tell me that was "unintentional" and "no we're not modern reenactments of Princess and the Frog"? ... seems fake, but okay

George: I started a dream journal since I had nothing to do.

Sapnap: Oh cool. Let me see. *grabs book*

*hundreds of pictures of Dream start falling out*

Sapnap: I'm not even going to ask

Do dogs chase their tail irl? Or is that just something I do-- I mean is that just something that happens in cartoons?