I Think The Real Issue Here Is How To Produce Hot Dogs Long Enough To Fill Both Ends Of The Bun. I've

I think the real issue here is how to produce hot dogs long enough to fill both ends of the bun. I've always eaten the dogless bun part first to get it over with, until I realized this is a solvable problem.

Another Corner of the Internet

Hello, Tumblr.

I’m new here. Some things about me though, so you don’t have any qualms about letting me stay. I shall put them in a list format so everything’s real clear.

1. I love animals. Mostly cats. Almost no exceptions.

2. I am in college, majoring in biology.

3. I am going to be a veterinarian later in life, and a mother and wife even later.

4. I play five different instruments.

5. My favorite color is black, then red, in that order.

6. I listen to all music except jazz.

7. My all-time favorite movie is The Princess Diaries.

8. I always pick Batman.

9. I wear cowboy boots at least 4 out of 7 days a week on average.

10. Flea markets are my kryptonite.

This is not an exhaustive list by any means, but, since this is the very first time I’ve ever had a blog, I decided to start it off as right as I can. I mean, blogging is the thing now, right? Tumblr just happened to be the corner of the internet I haven’t yet explored, and so far it’s pretty cozy. I think I might stay awhile.

Thanksgiving goal: Take advantage of childhood and rewatch all Classic Disney movies. And Star Wars. Kim Possible is someplace in there too.

Can we watch the snow? Can we watch it dance and blow, warm, in our blankets?

Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

:)

Tuesday = made

28 Cats That Forgot How to Cat

Ruminations on Tea and Coffee

Look at the cat mug! LOOK AT IT. So kawaii.

What’s actually in the mug is Japanese instant milk tea, which I love, and tea is on my list of Things I Like, right next to coffee + chocolate/caramel/vanilla. I used to drink coffee ALL THE TIME because the café at my school sold chilled, bottled coffee not unlike the Starbucks ones (only these had eco-friendly wrappers, so how could I not?). However, I realized that my addiction was both expensive and partially drug-related, so I reverted to mildly-caffeinated tea.

Tea is also really good for you, because science says so:

1. It keeps you hydrated. If you like your tea how I like mine (well-steeped but not too much) then maybe water would be better for immediate hydration. But fluid is fluid and it’s better than energy drinks.

2. Antioxidants for days! Antioxidants are healthy plant chemicals, which are good for you, and tea has a buttload of that stuff. But seriously, the herbs found in teas are there for a purpose.

3. It’s a de-stressor. As a college student, it’s so hard to make time for de-stressors. But research paper + two cups of green tea = relaxation and creativity. Case closed.

I’m not saying coffee doesn’t do these things too, because it sorta does depending on your drink. Caffeine is a diuretic though, and those chilled, bottled lovely bits of unicorn milk make you lose water like crazy. Even though they’re so flippin’ good. And expensive.

But tea is now the best thing ever, and if you, Reader, have any tea suggestions, please suggest them at once because I love variety, even in my drinks.