TEXTING: MAGGIELaura: I've Been At My New Job For Less Than A Month And Every Single One Of My Cheerleaders

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i've been at my new job for less than a month and every single one of my cheerleaders have requested to do routines to three of your songs. Laura: i honestly don't think they know any other musicians at this point!

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: ha! this is turning into every conversation i ever had in college.

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Maggie: i mean you don’t have to swing that way to you know, swing that way

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: it sure felt like it sometimes! Laura: yes!!! that's christian!!! the one that dierks foland keeps trying to work with but chris said 'under no circumstances' :)))

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Maggie: where did u go to school?? the OC???

Maggie: is this your ex that’s the big fancy director now

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i mean i don't swing that way either! Laura: which is surprising given my whole friendship group. Laura: but it can be a marriage of convenience!

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Maggie: yeah, it’s nice to see him thriving in hollywood even with the whole gay thing

Maggie: ohhhh you’d just love that huh :)

Maggie: too bad i don’t swing that way!

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: maybe because girls are just nicer in general than guys? i dunno. i would just imagine a girl to be less... forceful? in bed? but what do i know? Laura: they actually wouldn't renew my contract and exiled me to florida :(

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Maggie: not like that!! i’ve got loads of girlfriends that are straight but mess around

Maggie: i’m surprised your friendship group kept u

@lauratimbits: @ameliabarton where would we get our unhinged rogashi crumbs?

@lauratimbits: @ameliabarton (in all seriousness i love you and you’re the best of us and i hope you’re okay, amy 💙)

@ameliabarton: What if we all just deactivated our twitter accounts instead?