Text: Maggie - Tumblr Posts
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i've been at my new job for less than a month and every single one of my cheerleaders have requested to do routines to three of your songs. Laura: i honestly don't think they know any other musicians at this point!
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: you know, the most worrying thing about that is, i think they understand every other lyric in that song bar the one with the word 'cinephile'
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Maggie: they haven’t done a kidz bop version of guilty pleasure yet sorry
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: you give me holy, holy, holy communion Laura: that's a winner, they're gonna ask if you can be a guest speaker during sex ed class.
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Maggie: not to shit on the youth of tomorrow but they’re not especially deep lyrics
Maggie: do they like, skip english to come to cheer practice
Maggie: i could rewrite some of the lyrics maybe
Maggie: wouldn’t want you to get in trouble with the school board like
Maggie: what abt
Maggie: “oh my god, ur heaven sent, with your pure pure thoughts, u attend church regularly and never have pre-marital sex”?? 😇
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i'm pretty sure it's a cucumber these days, actually. Laura: i actually liked high school! and college. college was like, the best time of my life.
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Maggie: will they make me put a condom on a banana?
Maggie: u couldn’t pay me to go back to high school btw. you’re like soo brave
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: dude no my ex's twin sister once dumped a trash can over me?? Laura: and my friend was literally hate crimed Laura: okay maybe college had its flaws
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Maggie: ew
Maggie: fun way of telling me u never got bullied at school
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: it sure felt like it sometimes! Laura: yes!!! that's christian!!! the one that dierks foland keeps trying to work with but chris said 'under no circumstances' :)))
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Maggie: where did u go to school?? the OC???
Maggie: is this your ex that’s the big fancy director now
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: they're so super cute, i'm so happy for him!! Laura: i mean... your songs are making you rich and you make my mom rich and i guess i kiiiiinda benefit off that so :)) Laura: maybe i should marry you instead.
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Maggie: okay pop off king
Maggie: seph said he was nice, the couple of times they met. when i met his husband at the VMAs last year he asked me to pass on christian’s number to her.
Maggie: u could’ve been seriously rich by now laur if only you’d been able to withstand a little light harassment from evil twin washington :))
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i mean i don't swing that way either! Laura: which is surprising given my whole friendship group. Laura: but it can be a marriage of convenience!
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Maggie: yeah, it’s nice to see him thriving in hollywood even with the whole gay thing
Maggie: ohhhh you’d just love that huh :)
Maggie: too bad i don’t swing that way!
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: ha! this is turning into every conversation i ever had in college.
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Maggie: i mean you don’t have to swing that way to you know, swing that way
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: maybe because girls are just nicer in general than guys? i dunno. i would just imagine a girl to be less... forceful? in bed? but what do i know? Laura: they actually wouldn't renew my contract and exiled me to florida :(
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Maggie: not like that!! i’ve got loads of girlfriends that are straight but mess around
Maggie: i’m surprised your friendship group kept u