TEXTING: MAGGIELaura: Dude No My Ex's Twin Sister Once Dumped A Trash Can Over Me??Laura: And My Friend

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: dude no my ex's twin sister once dumped a trash can over me?? Laura: and my friend was literally hate crimed Laura: okay maybe college had its flaws

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Maggie: ew

Maggie: fun way of telling me u never got bullied at school

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: you know, the most worrying thing about that is, i think they understand every other lyric in that song bar the one with the word 'cinephile'

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Maggie: they haven’t done a kidz bop version of guilty pleasure yet sorry

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: they're so super cute, i'm so happy for him!! Laura: i mean... your songs are making you rich and you make my mom rich and i guess i kiiiiinda benefit off that so :)) Laura: maybe i should marry you instead.

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Maggie: okay pop off king

Maggie: seph said he was nice, the couple of times they met. when i met his husband at the VMAs last year he asked me to pass on christian’s number to her.

Maggie: u could’ve been seriously rich by now laur if only you’d been able to withstand a little light harassment from evil twin washington :))

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: ha! this is turning into every conversation i ever had in college.

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Maggie: i mean you don’t have to swing that way to you know, swing that way

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: it sure felt like it sometimes! Laura: yes!!! that's christian!!! the one that dierks foland keeps trying to work with but chris said 'under no circumstances' :)))

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Maggie: where did u go to school?? the OC???

Maggie: is this your ex that’s the big fancy director now

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i mean i don't swing that way either! Laura: which is surprising given my whole friendship group. Laura: but it can be a marriage of convenience!

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Maggie: yeah, it’s nice to see him thriving in hollywood even with the whole gay thing

Maggie: ohhhh you’d just love that huh :)

Maggie: too bad i don’t swing that way!