TEXTING: MAGGIELaura: You Know, The Most Worrying Thing About That Is, I Think They Understand Every

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: you know, the most worrying thing about that is, i think they understand every other lyric in that song bar the one with the word 'cinephile'

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: they haven’t done a kidz bop version of guilty pleasure yet sorry

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: maybe because girls are just nicer in general than guys? i dunno. i would just imagine a girl to be less... forceful? in bed? but what do i know? Laura: they actually wouldn't renew my contract and exiled me to florida :(

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: not like that!! i’ve got loads of girlfriends that are straight but mess around

Maggie: i’m surprised your friendship group kept u

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i'm pretty sure it's a cucumber these days, actually. Laura: i actually liked high school! and college. college was like, the best time of my life.

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: will they make me put a condom on a banana?

Maggie: u couldn’t pay me to go back to high school btw. you’re like soo brave

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: you give me holy, holy, holy communion Laura: that's a winner, they're gonna ask if you can be a guest speaker during sex ed class.

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: not to shit on the youth of tomorrow but they’re not especially deep lyrics

Maggie: do they like, skip english to come to cheer practice

Maggie: i could rewrite some of the lyrics maybe

Maggie: wouldn’t want you to get in trouble with the school board like

Maggie: what abt

Maggie: “oh my god, ur heaven sent, with your pure pure thoughts, u attend church regularly and never have pre-marital sex”?? 😇

@cheerlaura: lou got the penne? not the spaghetti? dude, you can’t lady and the tramp a certain someone with penne 😔

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My boys took me out for a lunch date. 🥹 (Scotty, I’m sorry! I know this isn’t your best angle so I want the record to show that he’s equally photogenic and just happened to be sat directly beside me!)

@lauratimbits: @ameliabarton where would we get our unhinged rogashi crumbs?

@lauratimbits: @ameliabarton (in all seriousness i love you and you’re the best of us and i hope you’re okay, amy 💙)

@ameliabarton: What if we all just deactivated our twitter accounts instead?